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the "esc" key on a keyboard is a holdover from early-'90s personal computers. on some models it would dispense a can of escargot out of one of the unused drive bays. they put it in the corner so you wouldn't press it by accident because you only got three of them. i pushed it once and got grounded
January 10, 2025 at 5:28 AM
the "esc" key on a keyboard is a holdover from early-'90s personal computers. on some models it would dispense a can of escargot out of one of the unused drive bays. they put it in the corner so you wouldn't press it by accident because you only got three of them. i pushed it once and got grounded
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charles dickens really popped off when he came up with “humbug!” that shit was like bazinga for old fuckers with ass taste in pajamas
December 25, 2024 at 7:17 PM
charles dickens really popped off when he came up with “humbug!” that shit was like bazinga for old fuckers with ass taste in pajamas
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they'll never air the episode of shark tank i was on. i think i'm still the only person to locate the suitcase of money and run off without making a business pitch (it was behind daymond's chair near the flower pot). the key is, since they're sitting and you're standing, you have a major head start
December 22, 2024 at 4:34 PM
they'll never air the episode of shark tank i was on. i think i'm still the only person to locate the suitcase of money and run off without making a business pitch (it was behind daymond's chair near the flower pot). the key is, since they're sitting and you're standing, you have a major head start
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Watchful Steller’s jay.
December 21, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Watchful Steller’s jay.
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A huge barred owl flew down a Virginia family’s chimney, knocked over the star on top of their Christmas tree, and perched himself on top www.wusa9.com/article/life...
December 21, 2024 at 9:14 PM
A huge barred owl flew down a Virginia family’s chimney, knocked over the star on top of their Christmas tree, and perched himself on top www.wusa9.com/article/life...
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going outside is so dope when it’s nice out. but inside is cool because that’s where you can plug in your electronics and watch tv shows. so i don’t know. hopefully this post wasted your time in some way
December 17, 2024 at 7:48 PM
going outside is so dope when it’s nice out. but inside is cool because that’s where you can plug in your electronics and watch tv shows. so i don’t know. hopefully this post wasted your time in some way
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I have an essay about how Netflix destroyed the movies in the new issue of @nplusonemag.com. Read it online and in print!
www.nplusonemag.com/issue-49/ess...
www.nplusonemag.com/issue-49/ess...
Casual Viewing | Will Tavlin
A decade before Airbnb persuaded homeowners to transform their homes into hotels, Netflix convinced its users to turn theirs into mini Netflix warehouses. Customers who held onto their DVDs for longer...
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December 16, 2024 at 4:18 PM
I have an essay about how Netflix destroyed the movies in the new issue of @nplusonemag.com. Read it online and in print!
www.nplusonemag.com/issue-49/ess...
www.nplusonemag.com/issue-49/ess...
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You can lead a horse to water, but it will not be super impressed. Horses know about water
December 14, 2024 at 4:33 AM
You can lead a horse to water, but it will not be super impressed. Horses know about water
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BREAKING: NYPD has a discovered “a cool rock” in Central Park. “This cost taxpayers $38 million in overtime,” a police spokesman said
December 9, 2024 at 1:51 AM
BREAKING: NYPD has a discovered “a cool rock” in Central Park. “This cost taxpayers $38 million in overtime,” a police spokesman said
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If you’re a baby, don’t even try to play peek-a-boo with me. You will lose
December 10, 2024 at 5:29 AM
If you’re a baby, don’t even try to play peek-a-boo with me. You will lose
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grappling with the implications of The Claims Adjuster turning out to be a hot Italian tech bro gym rat who went to Penn, seems to have had a pretty gnarly back injury, retweets anti-woke nonsense, and has read not one but two books by Steve-O
December 9, 2024 at 6:55 PM
grappling with the implications of The Claims Adjuster turning out to be a hot Italian tech bro gym rat who went to Penn, seems to have had a pretty gnarly back injury, retweets anti-woke nonsense, and has read not one but two books by Steve-O
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i try to say this often enough to keep a heartbeat but not so often that it comes off as corny: over the years trans and nb people have counted for a lot of the people who always show up for the stuff i make and share it around. just want to take a sec to let you know how much i appreciate you
December 8, 2024 at 7:05 AM
i try to say this often enough to keep a heartbeat but not so often that it comes off as corny: over the years trans and nb people have counted for a lot of the people who always show up for the stuff i make and share it around. just want to take a sec to let you know how much i appreciate you
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if i were the NYPD i would try releasing some facts about the shooter that do not make him sound awesome
December 8, 2024 at 1:49 AM
if i were the NYPD i would try releasing some facts about the shooter that do not make him sound awesome
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operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency
me: hold on i'm on the phone
operator: i know
me: oh. right. so. hiker isn't the strongest balatro joker, but it is my favorite. even if you sell it, it's already chipped up your deck like crazy
operator: totally agree
me: hey i'm on the phone
me: hold on i'm on the phone
operator: i know
me: oh. right. so. hiker isn't the strongest balatro joker, but it is my favorite. even if you sell it, it's already chipped up your deck like crazy
operator: totally agree
me: hey i'm on the phone
December 7, 2024 at 3:50 PM
operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency
me: hold on i'm on the phone
operator: i know
me: oh. right. so. hiker isn't the strongest balatro joker, but it is my favorite. even if you sell it, it's already chipped up your deck like crazy
operator: totally agree
me: hey i'm on the phone
me: hold on i'm on the phone
operator: i know
me: oh. right. so. hiker isn't the strongest balatro joker, but it is my favorite. even if you sell it, it's already chipped up your deck like crazy
operator: totally agree
me: hey i'm on the phone
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“Hawk Tuah’s been milkshake ducked” I mutter. My family rushes to my side, holds my hand as I sleep in the hospital bed. It’s the first words I’ve uttered in my coma, the first thing I’ve said since the ski accident in 2004
December 6, 2024 at 1:59 AM
“Hawk Tuah’s been milkshake ducked” I mutter. My family rushes to my side, holds my hand as I sleep in the hospital bed. It’s the first words I’ve uttered in my coma, the first thing I’ve said since the ski accident in 2004
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we need a disney princess who is osha forklift certified
November 29, 2024 at 9:19 PM
we need a disney princess who is osha forklift certified
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least favorite part of thanksgiving is the day after when we all eat cold muck from the river to reset our palates before we can have the leftovers
November 29, 2024 at 7:36 PM
least favorite part of thanksgiving is the day after when we all eat cold muck from the river to reset our palates before we can have the leftovers
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Show Me The Giant
November 29, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Show Me The Giant