Andrea
@twobigchickens.bsky.social
Chicken tender, rock ogler, pining adventurer, document stamper. High priestess for the eternally exhausted. She/her. DM ok. If you need a notary… opendoorsnotary.com
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As we celebrate the Halfway To Turkey Day marathon, you can enter for a chance to win the ultimate MST3K summertime survival kit! One lucky winner wil receive a custom apron, spatula, and a bottle of Cowboy Mike's Ricochet Barbecue Sauce.
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Enter For A Chance To Win An MST3K BBQ Kit
Consider this your official Mystery Science Theater 3000 summertime survival kit! One lucky winner wil receive a custom apron, spatula, and a bottle of Cowboy Mike's Ricochet Barbecue Sauce. Tune into...
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June 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
As we celebrate the Halfway To Turkey Day marathon, you can enter for a chance to win the ultimate MST3K summertime survival kit! One lucky winner wil receive a custom apron, spatula, and a bottle of Cowboy Mike's Ricochet Barbecue Sauce.
gleam.io/Iyq6D/enter-...
gleam.io/Iyq6D/enter-...
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God damn Sylvia Plath...yeah....
February 20, 2025 at 2:33 AM
God damn Sylvia Plath...yeah....
It’s still a merry Xmas in my town!
January 20, 2025 at 3:38 PM
It’s still a merry Xmas in my town!
I had to smack a raccoon, with a shoe, this morning. The sunrise was really pretty though.
January 17, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I had to smack a raccoon, with a shoe, this morning. The sunrise was really pretty though.
Who up getting hit by that ‘dead parent holiday depression’ 2x4? Bonus points if they were a crappy one.
December 24, 2024 at 1:18 PM
Who up getting hit by that ‘dead parent holiday depression’ 2x4? Bonus points if they were a crappy one.
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googling "last minute gift ideas for the one person who has sustained me, without whom I would be lost, unmoored, crashing upon the rocks under $25"
December 20, 2024 at 3:35 PM
googling "last minute gift ideas for the one person who has sustained me, without whom I would be lost, unmoored, crashing upon the rocks under $25"
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Sounds like something a murder hornet would say
December 20, 2024 at 1:52 PM
Sounds like something a murder hornet would say
Time to roast those rumps
December 19, 2024 at 11:27 PM
Time to roast those rumps
Merry Christmas to me!!! Just in time for the blizzard. Tested and proven freaking awesome indoors and out.
December 19, 2024 at 5:38 PM
Merry Christmas to me!!! Just in time for the blizzard. Tested and proven freaking awesome indoors and out.
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lmao this fucking city
Happy holidays from the NYPD
December 8, 2024 at 8:05 AM
lmao this fucking city
December 7, 2024 at 8:19 PM
Had a fun trip down memory lane. I swear it’s not a fever dream… youtu.be/C3WxRzH7sCg?...
The Grand Prize Game on The Bozo Show - Filmed Oct 14, 1988
YouTube video by The Iron Hulk
youtu.be
December 4, 2024 at 12:30 AM
Had a fun trip down memory lane. I swear it’s not a fever dream… youtu.be/C3WxRzH7sCg?...
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“She says she doesn’t want to fuckin’ talk to you.”
July 2, 2023 at 4:33 AM
“She says she doesn’t want to fuckin’ talk to you.”
I love this organization! Some amazing items and an even better cause.
gsafequilts2024.givesmart.com. Please share! @gsafe 's Online Quilt and Fiber Art Auction closes Tues, Dec 3rd at 9pm CST. Bid now to win beautiful handmade items for your loved ones (or yourself 😜) got the upcoming holidays while supporting GSAFE 's work with LGBTQ+ youth
December 3, 2024 at 9:23 PM
I love this organization! Some amazing items and an even better cause.
Omg this is so stinking cute! It’s a book!!!
November 29, 2024 at 10:38 PM
Omg this is so stinking cute! It’s a book!!!
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GSAFE creating just schools for #LGBTQ+ Youth! Learn more about GSAFE @ gsafewi.org
November 26, 2024 at 5:38 PM
GSAFE creating just schools for #LGBTQ+ Youth! Learn more about GSAFE @ gsafewi.org
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Go go gadget will to live
November 24, 2024 at 12:06 AM
Go go gadget will to live
Guess who broke and nearly chopped her whole thumb off with an axe! Then came home and kept splitting…
November 23, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Guess who broke and nearly chopped her whole thumb off with an axe! Then came home and kept splitting…
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November 22, 2024 at 5:00 PM
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This is a path to success.
November 21, 2024 at 2:37 AM
This is a path to success.
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8.8k of you???
November 21, 2024 at 2:42 AM
8.8k of you???
Foggy, but a pretty one.
November 18, 2024 at 12:57 PM
Foggy, but a pretty one.