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Brian Fischer
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Here to make some friends and try to have some laughs. And I quote movies too much. So there’s that.
Greg is 🎯
Thanks for sharing this document, @rweingarten.bsky.social.

I read it, and I believe it's inexcusably inadequate and will not prepare teachers or schools to confront the very real dangers of the "A.i." products pushed by your partners, including OpenAI.

A few thoughts for your consideration...
Read about Commonsense Guardrails for Using Advanced Technology in Schools aiinstruction.org/sites/defaul...
December 24, 2025 at 5:21 AM
If anyone has a connection to people at Peacock, please pass this on:

Your NBA coverage sucks. Just show the game. Stop with all the graphics and stupid effects when they make a basket. Super distracting. This isn’t a video game. We know who is who. Thanks.
December 24, 2025 at 3:14 AM
@nbaonnbc.bsky.social, there’s no easy way to say this. Your coverage sucks. Just show the game. Stop with all the graphics and stupid effects when they make a basket. Super distracting. This isn’t a video game. We know who is who. Thanks you.
December 24, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Great- now we’re getting the true crime extended universe too? Thanks a lot, Marvel
December 23, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Oh my god that’s amazing
I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 7, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Wow. That’s impressive
This is neither here nor there, but because this came up in a random conversation yesterday, and sometimes I think everyone could use a distraction of something fun and entertaining mixed in with your doomscrolling, here is the best card trick ever performed on TV. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_Kc...
Dani DaOrtiz at Fool US 2022 (the act that Penn and Teller didn’t even try to figure out.)
YouTube video by dani daortiz
www.youtube.com
December 7, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen multiple times

Gregory Alan Isakov
Radiohead
Death Cab for Cutie
Nada Surf
Wilco
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen multiple times

R.E.M.
OutKast
Radiohead
Beastie Boys
The Roots
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —

NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
November 28, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Dog be all like
November 23, 2025 at 4:46 PM
That’s why it’s my profile banner image!
me waking up and opening this app
November 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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The main difference between their characters is that I would view Butthead as being morally culpable for his crimes in a way I wouldn’t for Beavis. Beavis I’m almost instantly arguing down to manslaughter, Butthead is full Murder One
November 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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here's something i never thought i'd say:

hell. yeah, bon jovi
November 15, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I feel seen
Finally driving my first EV and can’t be the only middle aged dad now *obsessed* with regenerative braking and getting as many miles as humanly possible.
November 12, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Wild to think that kids will someday look back at this time in history with nostalgic eyes and long for these “good old days”
October 29, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I’m not great with math and all that- but anything under 50% is actually positively supported? So abolish the death penalty would be +88%?
Incredible to claim that “abolish the police” is in any way a Democratic policy
October 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Movie magic!
"they shot it ✌️for real✌️"

the setup:

www.tiktok.com/@jeremyshipp...
October 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
As of right now its still up and he seems ok with it, looking down from above
October 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
It’s back!
October 3, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Everyone on here acting all cryptic with posts like
a man in a suit and tie says oh my god
Alt: Michael Scott in a suit and tie says “oh my god its happening” from The Office
media.tenor.com
August 30, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Yes. And everyone is just reading the articles in Playboy…
August 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Full series of events
August 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Unless they turn it into a zany casino heist movie that makes no sense and has no connection to the other movies, i agree
Can't stress this enough: nobody fucking cares what he was up to
August 8, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I see I’m not alone in my pain
August 7, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Reposted by Brian Fischer
David Byrne came to my band’s show at a gay bar in Bed-Stuy and sang This Must Be The Place with us and I still haven’t processed it
August 2, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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if you’re ever asked for id simply show them an uno reverse card they have to show you theirs instead
August 3, 2025 at 12:29 PM