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Brian Fischer
@tweetstheirown.bsky.social
67 followers 130 following 300 posts
Here to make some friends and try to have some laughs. And I quote movies too much. So there’s that.
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a man with a beard is sitting in a diner looking at something
Alt: a man with a beard is sitting in a diner looking at someone saying “wow that is very telling”
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February 1, 2026 at 4:47 AM
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a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk in front of a window with his hand on his forehead .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk in front of a window with his hand on his forehead asking, “why don’t you explain this to me like I’m five?”
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January 30, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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a bald man in a red and black uniform is sitting in a chair looking at the camera .
Alt: a bald man in a red and black uniform is sitting in a chair looking at the camera saying “make it so”
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January 24, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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a man in a suit and tie is holding a piece of paper in front of a bookshelf with a book titled " facts "
Alt: Lex Luthor slaps a book and says “Voila!”
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January 23, 2026 at 3:50 AM
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I still quote Ronin at least once a week. “I never walk into a place I don’t know how to walk out of.”
a close up of a man making a funny face
Alt: a close up of Robert De Niro making a funny face
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January 10, 2026 at 3:48 PM
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a man with a surprised look on his face is wearing a red shirt
Alt: a man with a surprised look on his face is wearing a red shirt and he says “whoa”
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January 10, 2026 at 3:58 AM
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Oh man, now we’re talking. I gotta get a Slurpee machine too, while I’m at it.
January 6, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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Yes, but it’s BYOB.
January 6, 2026 at 7:54 PM
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Next day I’m at the supermarket and it hits me- Like, I could totally afford all this cheese (its).
January 6, 2026 at 7:53 PM
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a cartoon character holding a piece of paper that says mr. stinky on it
Alt: a cartoon character holding a piece of paper that says mr. stinky on it
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January 6, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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I’m not so sure about that… I am in a liberal’s only coffee shop and I’ve heard several people talk about how awesome those guys are.
December 26, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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From True Lies: “What kind of a sick bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?”
December 25, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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I don’t KNOW, Margo!
December 24, 2025 at 5:15 AM