jeffzwarren
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Writer, animator, and janitor at my own company. Header by Steve Burg. TV-13
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Anyway, Conquest of the Planet of the Apes is such a good film! Go watch the original it and the original ending.
Maybe take notes. ...you know, for Letterbox!
Maybe take notes. ...you know, for Letterbox!
January 31, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Anyway, Conquest of the Planet of the Apes is such a good film! Go watch the original it and the original ending.
Maybe take notes. ...you know, for Letterbox!
Maybe take notes. ...you know, for Letterbox!
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Okay, anime fans, listen up:
✨STOP✨
✨USING✨
✨CRUNCHYROLL✨
✨STOP✨
✨USING✨
✨CRUNCHYROLL✨
🚨BREAKING🚨
Crunchyroll has allegedly rolled out a new "Slow Sellers" policy for the Crunchyroll Store in which products that fail to meet internal sales expectations are flagged, leading to order cancellations & delisting of product to prioritize "fast selling" products from Well Known IPs
Crunchyroll has allegedly rolled out a new "Slow Sellers" policy for the Crunchyroll Store in which products that fail to meet internal sales expectations are flagged, leading to order cancellations & delisting of product to prioritize "fast selling" products from Well Known IPs
January 30, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Okay, anime fans, listen up:
✨STOP✨
✨USING✨
✨CRUNCHYROLL✨
✨STOP✨
✨USING✨
✨CRUNCHYROLL✨
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God, same.
January 31, 2026 at 12:25 AM
God, same.
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Overdue but it gave me a chance to do some things I didn't have ready before, like what you see at the end of the Mega Man clip.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzGX...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzGX...
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January 30, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Overdue but it gave me a chance to do some things I didn't have ready before, like what you see at the end of the Mega Man clip.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzGX...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzGX...
Catherine O'Hara has passed away. She was 71.
www.msn.com/en-us/entert...
www.msn.com/en-us/entert...
January 30, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Catherine O'Hara has passed away. She was 71.
www.msn.com/en-us/entert...
www.msn.com/en-us/entert...
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Right, so video game company stocks are crashing because the power of AI supposedly renders them irrelevant. Meanwhile, Microsoft and Oracle stocks are crashing because they spent too much on AI and the market knows they'll never make a return. The economy is absolutely hosed
January 30, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Right, so video game company stocks are crashing because the power of AI supposedly renders them irrelevant. Meanwhile, Microsoft and Oracle stocks are crashing because they spent too much on AI and the market knows they'll never make a return. The economy is absolutely hosed
"EVEN GOD WILL NOT FORGIVE YOU FOR YOUR SINS"
January 30, 2026 at 5:57 PM
"EVEN GOD WILL NOT FORGIVE YOU FOR YOUR SINS"
The Filmation version is fun to watch.
youtu.be/luEDui2zAUw
youtu.be/luEDui2zAUw
January 30, 2026 at 2:02 PM
The Filmation version is fun to watch.
youtu.be/luEDui2zAUw
youtu.be/luEDui2zAUw
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Yes and Haaaaaard.
On 29th January 1996, "Threshold", the Star Trek: Voyager episode where Captain Janeway and Tom Paris turned into giant space newts and had babies first aired. Since it's #ThresholdDay we aim to answer a burning question: did Paris and Janeway fuck? If so, how did they fuck?
January 30, 2026 at 10:21 AM
Yes and Haaaaaard.
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i gotta say, i've never seen a "freezing fog" advisory on my weather forecast before now. cool.
January 30, 2026 at 1:35 PM
i gotta say, i've never seen a "freezing fog" advisory on my weather forecast before now. cool.
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“Gooner slop”
“Gooner bait”
“Gooner art style”
Why are you so afraid of feeling aroused?
“Gooner bait”
“Gooner art style”
Why are you so afraid of feeling aroused?
January 30, 2026 at 3:26 AM
“Gooner slop”
“Gooner bait”
“Gooner art style”
Why are you so afraid of feeling aroused?
“Gooner bait”
“Gooner art style”
Why are you so afraid of feeling aroused?
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close enough. welcome back, Quibi
So a clarification: the Darren Aronofsky slopaganda "tv series" has no coherent narrative throughline and each episode is 3 minutes long.
January 30, 2026 at 6:05 AM
close enough. welcome back, Quibi
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fun fact of the day for no particular reason: the first message ever sent over the internet (or at least its precursor, arpanet) was 'LO' - the operator was attempting to send 'LOGIN', but the system crashed after the second letter was sent, leaving their colloquy unfinished
January 30, 2026 at 5:08 AM
fun fact of the day for no particular reason: the first message ever sent over the internet (or at least its precursor, arpanet) was 'LO' - the operator was attempting to send 'LOGIN', but the system crashed after the second letter was sent, leaving their colloquy unfinished
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holy shit!!
BLENDER IS THE INDUSTRY STANDARD NOW BOY, MAYA WHO
BLENDER IS THE INDUSTRY STANDARD NOW BOY, MAYA WHO
January 30, 2026 at 2:47 AM
holy shit!!
BLENDER IS THE INDUSTRY STANDARD NOW BOY, MAYA WHO
BLENDER IS THE INDUSTRY STANDARD NOW BOY, MAYA WHO
I have no source on this claim. Take it with a pinch of salt.
January 30, 2026 at 2:32 AM
I have no source on this claim. Take it with a pinch of salt.
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I’m not going to repost the abomination that he’s made, but please know that Darren Aronofsky sucks shit and always has. May I suggest watching the sublime filmography of the late Satoshi Kon instead (the person he not so subtlety ripped off)? Can’t really go wrong with anything in his catalogue! 💜
January 29, 2026 at 11:07 PM
I’m not going to repost the abomination that he’s made, but please know that Darren Aronofsky sucks shit and always has. May I suggest watching the sublime filmography of the late Satoshi Kon instead (the person he not so subtlety ripped off)? Can’t really go wrong with anything in his catalogue! 💜
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The spirit of British punk in turn of the 90s Japan. 🔥
Also mine when guys hit me with creepy DMs.
📺: Sekai de Ichiban Kimi ga Suki, Cocktail Soft, 1990 (PC-88)
Also mine when guys hit me with creepy DMs.
📺: Sekai de Ichiban Kimi ga Suki, Cocktail Soft, 1990 (PC-88)
January 30, 2026 at 2:10 AM
The spirit of British punk in turn of the 90s Japan. 🔥
Also mine when guys hit me with creepy DMs.
📺: Sekai de Ichiban Kimi ga Suki, Cocktail Soft, 1990 (PC-88)
Also mine when guys hit me with creepy DMs.
📺: Sekai de Ichiban Kimi ga Suki, Cocktail Soft, 1990 (PC-88)
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I’ve made a financially responsible decision.
January 23, 2026 at 3:42 AM
I’ve made a financially responsible decision.
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But Clyde! Do not drive your purple muscle car whilst under the influence or you will never reach Pac-City
January 29, 2026 at 8:43 PM
But Clyde! Do not drive your purple muscle car whilst under the influence or you will never reach Pac-City
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his stupid ass thinks it's a sunbeam
January 29, 2026 at 4:48 PM
his stupid ass thinks it's a sunbeam
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Kill the reflexive urge to engage with anything you think is neat by finding out what the worst people you can imagine are saying about it first. Feel what you're feeling and move on with your day.
"I wonder how the chuds on Twitter are reacting to the LGBT options in Tomodachi Life"
I'm not! I don't care what they have to think or say! Fuck em!
I'm not! I don't care what they have to think or say! Fuck em!
January 29, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Kill the reflexive urge to engage with anything you think is neat by finding out what the worst people you can imagine are saying about it first. Feel what you're feeling and move on with your day.