@ohfivepro.bsky.social
Arcade dork from Scotland. Playing, learning, scoring, investigating & generally messing about with arcade games of all genres since forever
https://www.youtube.com/c/ohfivepro
https://www.youtube.com/c/ohfivepro
The movie begins
As Bond dies we hear his final thoughts 'good thing MI5 has 60 gallons of my jizz stored in a top secret base & so long as M hasn't gotten into it again, they'll be able to clone me. Hopefully they give me a 2nd dick that shoots lasers or something this time'
The theme tune plays
As Bond dies we hear his final thoughts 'good thing MI5 has 60 gallons of my jizz stored in a top secret base & so long as M hasn't gotten into it again, they'll be able to clone me. Hopefully they give me a 2nd dick that shoots lasers or something this time'
The theme tune plays
This is such nonsense. Roger Moore or Lazenby would have just laughed this off.
“Wouldn’t have happened to the other guy” etc…
“Wouldn’t have happened to the other guy” etc…
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
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Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:51 PM
The movie begins
As Bond dies we hear his final thoughts 'good thing MI5 has 60 gallons of my jizz stored in a top secret base & so long as M hasn't gotten into it again, they'll be able to clone me. Hopefully they give me a 2nd dick that shoots lasers or something this time'
The theme tune plays
As Bond dies we hear his final thoughts 'good thing MI5 has 60 gallons of my jizz stored in a top secret base & so long as M hasn't gotten into it again, they'll be able to clone me. Hopefully they give me a 2nd dick that shoots lasers or something this time'
The theme tune plays
please do not sully the good name of The Outfoxies
Super Mario already gets Pac-Land's credit these days. Smash is merely an Outfoxies like lite.
Can Mario kill with a bowl of soup? Can Luigi explode a man in a wheelchair? No....but Dweeb can
Super Mario already gets Pac-Land's credit these days. Smash is merely an Outfoxies like lite.
Can Mario kill with a bowl of soup? Can Luigi explode a man in a wheelchair? No....but Dweeb can
The world isn’t ready for the original Smash Bros getting a console port for the first time.
If it does not happen at some time I will buy a hat & then eat it
Dweeb will appear on our screens in the future. I am sure of it🙏
Dweeb will appear on our screens in the future. I am sure of it🙏
November 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
please do not sully the good name of The Outfoxies
Super Mario already gets Pac-Land's credit these days. Smash is merely an Outfoxies like lite.
Can Mario kill with a bowl of soup? Can Luigi explode a man in a wheelchair? No....but Dweeb can
Super Mario already gets Pac-Land's credit these days. Smash is merely an Outfoxies like lite.
Can Mario kill with a bowl of soup? Can Luigi explode a man in a wheelchair? No....but Dweeb can
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Back to the skies for a half decent score improvement over my previous vid
#ミッドナイトランディング
#アーケードアーカイブス
#アケアカ
#タイトー
Back to the skies for a half decent score improvement over my previous vid
#ミッドナイトランディング
#アーケードアーカイブス
#アケアカ
#タイトー
Midnight Landing - 1CC - Score 704 / ミッドナイトランディング 1CC
YouTube video by ohfivepro
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 5:56 PM
youtu.be/9iJjqV8er7E?...
Back to the skies for a half decent score improvement over my previous vid
#ミッドナイトランディング
#アーケードアーカイブス
#アケアカ
#タイトー
Back to the skies for a half decent score improvement over my previous vid
#ミッドナイトランディング
#アーケードアーカイブス
#アケアカ
#タイトー
How's twitter doing these days I hear you ask?
Well, in Cyber-Lip related news, a middle aged Scottish dork on bsky is out-performing SNK's own official, paid for account's Cyber-Lip anniversary tweet, despite them having a six-figure follower count
Saudi blood money can't buy CLOUT like this😉
Well, in Cyber-Lip related news, a middle aged Scottish dork on bsky is out-performing SNK's own official, paid for account's Cyber-Lip anniversary tweet, despite them having a six-figure follower count
Saudi blood money can't buy CLOUT like this😉
November 7, 2025 at 2:36 PM
How's twitter doing these days I hear you ask?
Well, in Cyber-Lip related news, a middle aged Scottish dork on bsky is out-performing SNK's own official, paid for account's Cyber-Lip anniversary tweet, despite them having a six-figure follower count
Saudi blood money can't buy CLOUT like this😉
Well, in Cyber-Lip related news, a middle aged Scottish dork on bsky is out-performing SNK's own official, paid for account's Cyber-Lip anniversary tweet, despite them having a six-figure follower count
Saudi blood money can't buy CLOUT like this😉
If you like games & have reading comprehension then you too should be following this a/c, as they write about games & then you can read about them
There's lots of pictures too incase you can't read, not that this sentence will mean much to you then I guess
There's lots of pictures too incase you can't read, not that this sentence will mean much to you then I guess
If you love the Games From The Black Hole blog, please can you share and let people know why.
It's time to get this account a following comparable to X so I can move on! When this account gets to 1000 followers I will not only stop posting on X, I will nuke it from orbit and delete it forever.
It's time to get this account a following comparable to X so I can move on! When this account gets to 1000 followers I will not only stop posting on X, I will nuke it from orbit and delete it forever.
November 7, 2025 at 2:07 PM
If you like games & have reading comprehension then you too should be following this a/c, as they write about games & then you can read about them
There's lots of pictures too incase you can't read, not that this sentence will mean much to you then I guess
There's lots of pictures too incase you can't read, not that this sentence will mean much to you then I guess
Cyber-Lip boss room patterns:
There's 4 random patterns where you fight previous bosses, get a weapon reload and fight Cyber-Lip, the last boss. You must know the patterns if playing for score or if you want an easier clear.
1/4
There's 4 random patterns where you fight previous bosses, get a weapon reload and fight Cyber-Lip, the last boss. You must know the patterns if playing for score or if you want an easier clear.
1/4
November 7, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Cyber-Lip boss room patterns:
There's 4 random patterns where you fight previous bosses, get a weapon reload and fight Cyber-Lip, the last boss. You must know the patterns if playing for score or if you want an easier clear.
1/4
There's 4 random patterns where you fight previous bosses, get a weapon reload and fight Cyber-Lip, the last boss. You must know the patterns if playing for score or if you want an easier clear.
1/4
After his insain-ness was cured by several grenades to the mouth, Konami purchased Cyber-Lip's remains & put his pneumatic teeth to use in Surprise Attack's space fortress🤔
November 7, 2025 at 8:18 AM
After his insain-ness was cured by several grenades to the mouth, Konami purchased Cyber-Lip's remains & put his pneumatic teeth to use in Surprise Attack's space fortress🤔
Can everyone please wish a happy 35th birthday to our definitely not insain but slightly evilly reprogrammed toothy overlord Cyber-Lip, who 1st appeared on the Neo Geo MVS back on November 7th 1990🎂
November 7, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Can everyone please wish a happy 35th birthday to our definitely not insain but slightly evilly reprogrammed toothy overlord Cyber-Lip, who 1st appeared on the Neo Geo MVS back on November 7th 1990🎂
Just to say, this game's as addictive as hell. Especially the Caravan
Hi-Score Mode is unusual as it implements a scoring system that's not in the arcade game, where it was just number of kills / win or lose. It's not explained but I assume it now factors in accuracy, destruction & deaths too?
Hi-Score Mode is unusual as it implements a scoring system that's not in the arcade game, where it was just number of kills / win or lose. It's not explained but I assume it now factors in accuracy, destruction & deaths too?
November 6, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Just to say, this game's as addictive as hell. Especially the Caravan
Hi-Score Mode is unusual as it implements a scoring system that's not in the arcade game, where it was just number of kills / win or lose. It's not explained but I assume it now factors in accuracy, destruction & deaths too?
Hi-Score Mode is unusual as it implements a scoring system that's not in the arcade game, where it was just number of kills / win or lose. It's not explained but I assume it now factors in accuracy, destruction & deaths too?
I'll assume this trending ACA is either some US politics or baseball pish I have zero knowledge of or interest in but if it's about Arcade Archives Tokyo Wars, then that is a good thing
Play some Tokyo Wars. It has tanks in it
Play some Tokyo Wars. It has tanks in it
November 6, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I'll assume this trending ACA is either some US politics or baseball pish I have zero knowledge of or interest in but if it's about Arcade Archives Tokyo Wars, then that is a good thing
Play some Tokyo Wars. It has tanks in it
Play some Tokyo Wars. It has tanks in it
It might be Tokyo Wars day but tomorrow's Famitsu reminds us of other recent ACA releases, Midnight Landing, Gee Bee, Battlantis, Joyful Road & Scion
An eclectic selection of games spanning genres & never before ported games from the 70s to the 90s. There's something for everyone
An eclectic selection of games spanning genres & never before ported games from the 70s to the 90s. There's something for everyone
November 5, 2025 at 1:06 PM
It might be Tokyo Wars day but tomorrow's Famitsu reminds us of other recent ACA releases, Midnight Landing, Gee Bee, Battlantis, Joyful Road & Scion
An eclectic selection of games spanning genres & never before ported games from the 70s to the 90s. There's something for everyone
An eclectic selection of games spanning genres & never before ported games from the 70s to the 90s. There's something for everyone
The controls may be the same but the stats appear to be a little different
November 5, 2025 at 12:40 PM
The controls may be the same but the stats appear to be a little different
If it does not happen at some time I will buy a hat & then eat it
Dweeb will appear on our screens in the future. I am sure of it🙏
Dweeb will appear on our screens in the future. I am sure of it🙏
November 5, 2025 at 11:43 AM
If it does not happen at some time I will buy a hat & then eat it
Dweeb will appear on our screens in the future. I am sure of it🙏
Dweeb will appear on our screens in the future. I am sure of it🙏
When Tokyo Wars was showcased at the AOU Show, Namco hadn't found a voice actor yet, so snuck an employee in behind the players to shout the game's lines
Unfortunately, with 4 screens to cover at once he soon lost his voice & suffered a mental breakdown🫡
Unfortunately, with 4 screens to cover at once he soon lost his voice & suffered a mental breakdown🫡
November 5, 2025 at 11:17 AM
When Tokyo Wars was showcased at the AOU Show, Namco hadn't found a voice actor yet, so snuck an employee in behind the players to shout the game's lines
Unfortunately, with 4 screens to cover at once he soon lost his voice & suffered a mental breakdown🫡
Unfortunately, with 4 screens to cover at once he soon lost his voice & suffered a mental breakdown🫡
November 5, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Mitsurugi would prefer if you don't explode him with a tank shell so he can put in his own appearance on ACA someday
November 5, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Mitsurugi would prefer if you don't explode him with a tank shell so he can put in his own appearance on ACA someday
And here's the Japanese print advertisement for Tokyo Wars
Honestly, between the running tank battles in the streets & Godzilla & his chums stomping about, I'm surprised there's much of Tokyo left
Honestly, between the running tank battles in the streets & Godzilla & his chums stomping about, I'm surprised there's much of Tokyo left
November 5, 2025 at 8:40 AM
And here's the Japanese print advertisement for Tokyo Wars
Honestly, between the running tank battles in the streets & Godzilla & his chums stomping about, I'm surprised there's much of Tokyo left
Honestly, between the running tank battles in the streets & Godzilla & his chums stomping about, I'm surprised there's much of Tokyo left
This weeks Arcade Archives release is 1995 Namco tank game 'Tokyo Wars'
War is hell but not when Namco's in charge. See you on the battlefield tonight
#トーキョーウォーズ
#アーケードアーカイブス
#アケアカ
#ナムコ
War is hell but not when Namco's in charge. See you on the battlefield tonight
#トーキョーウォーズ
#アーケードアーカイブス
#アケアカ
#ナムコ
November 5, 2025 at 8:09 AM
This weeks Arcade Archives release is 1995 Namco tank game 'Tokyo Wars'
War is hell but not when Namco's in charge. See you on the battlefield tonight
#トーキョーウォーズ
#アーケードアーカイブス
#アケアカ
#ナムコ
War is hell but not when Namco's in charge. See you on the battlefield tonight
#トーキョーウォーズ
#アーケードアーカイブス
#アケアカ
#ナムコ
If you'd not noticed already, West Mansion is on bsky now, so give them a follow for all your Splatterhouse needs
In related news, here's some 1991 Rick fan art from Gamest🔪
In related news, here's some 1991 Rick fan art from Gamest🔪
November 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
If you'd not noticed already, West Mansion is on bsky now, so give them a follow for all your Splatterhouse needs
In related news, here's some 1991 Rick fan art from Gamest🔪
In related news, here's some 1991 Rick fan art from Gamest🔪
youtu.be/ioRrU0VdxyQ?...
You'd think by now every sound imaginable would have been created & heard but then you hear this & go 'hmm, maybe not'
A couple of classics but the vast majority of the tunes here are under a week old. Many styles, many sounds
You'd think by now every sound imaginable would have been created & heard but then you hear this & go 'hmm, maybe not'
A couple of classics but the vast majority of the tunes here are under a week old. Many styles, many sounds
Drum n Bass Mix - Nov'25 - Bin Cat
YouTube video by ohfivepro
youtu.be
November 4, 2025 at 3:34 PM
youtu.be/ioRrU0VdxyQ?...
You'd think by now every sound imaginable would have been created & heard but then you hear this & go 'hmm, maybe not'
A couple of classics but the vast majority of the tunes here are under a week old. Many styles, many sounds
You'd think by now every sound imaginable would have been created & heard but then you hear this & go 'hmm, maybe not'
A couple of classics but the vast majority of the tunes here are under a week old. Many styles, many sounds
Reposted
OG Virtua Fighters with Barcodes where instead of moaning about input lag or bad net code you could have had a future where FGs players only moaned about not having the correct tin of Heinz soup or w/e in order to win Evo
November 3, 2025 at 3:31 PM
OG Virtua Fighters with Barcodes where instead of moaning about input lag or bad net code you could have had a future where FGs players only moaned about not having the correct tin of Heinz soup or w/e in order to win Evo
When I did a bit of Deadly Sport coverage a few years ago I was able to show that even the best magazines could get confused and featured the wrong pics in their Deadly Sport & Survival Arts previews
Then a dev rocked up to confirm he was the afro wig monk in Survival Arts, as one does
Then a dev rocked up to confirm he was the afro wig monk in Survival Arts, as one does
November 3, 2025 at 3:24 PM
When I did a bit of Deadly Sport coverage a few years ago I was able to show that even the best magazines could get confused and featured the wrong pics in their Deadly Sport & Survival Arts previews
Then a dev rocked up to confirm he was the afro wig monk in Survival Arts, as one does
Then a dev rocked up to confirm he was the afro wig monk in Survival Arts, as one does
It would seem that baseball is a thing that's happening somewhere in the world again today
If no-one's being killed by a monkey, then I don't need to know about this sport
If no-one's being killed by a monkey, then I don't need to know about this sport
FUN FACT: Dweeb from The Outfoxies was a player for the Namco Black Stars team in 2018's Famista Evolution on the Switch
All that training throwing hand grenades paid off
All that training throwing hand grenades paid off
November 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
It would seem that baseball is a thing that's happening somewhere in the world again today
If no-one's being killed by a monkey, then I don't need to know about this sport
If no-one's being killed by a monkey, then I don't need to know about this sport
If you often find yourself forgetting to luxuriate in the wind, just carry the case to Kaze no Notam with you at all times as a reminder
October 31, 2025 at 2:48 PM
If you often find yourself forgetting to luxuriate in the wind, just carry the case to Kaze no Notam with you at all times as a reminder
youtu.be/kvqRGEgHJ6g?...
A scary selection of tunes for spooky day🎃🔊👿🔊
A scary selection of tunes for spooky day🎃🔊👿🔊
Drum n Bass Mix - Halloween 2025 - E1M1
YouTube video by ohfivepro
youtu.be
October 31, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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A scary selection of tunes for spooky day🎃🔊👿🔊
A scary selection of tunes for spooky day🎃🔊👿🔊