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Michael Beckwith - Victorian Dark Helmet
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Previously an 8bit Macho Man. Fitness, books, podcasts, webdev. He/Him. Also @uanmovies aka "Up All Night Movies" from twitter.

Links to everything: https://apiratelifefor.me/instalinks/
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November 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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why do storks only bring babies why can’t one bring me a cannoli
November 13, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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"don't worry, he's just into 15-year-olds" perhaps not as exculpatory as you think
Also 15-year-olds are not "barely legal." They are minors.
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Work that I'm interested in doing in the WordPress Product space.

Product testing
Product management
Verifying product pipelines
Working with a Product Team to enhance Products
Testing and Updating Product Documentation
Product Liason

I enjoy working behind the scenes to make something a success.
November 13, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Did some research on unhinged #AI toys & had fun talking to @futurism.com about it. It gets even weirder than the headline
November 13, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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Culturally speaking, I think "I Believe in a Thing Called Love" by The Darkness is the "Take On Me" of its era.
November 13, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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I love this.
November 12, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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i have a blog post for this, with a list of image sites you can use! livelaugh.blog/posts/non-ai...
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Reminder: If you use generative AI for *any of your writing tasks* you are a Slopper not a writer and should be ashamed of yourself. The end.
November 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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It’s important not to believe CEOs who just want to sell you something so they don’t have to pay people
November 12, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 3:08 PM
If you remember the height of The Pirate Bay, check on your retirement funds.
November 12, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Still from Legend | 1985
February 9, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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Any WordPress people have news about the state of "bits"?
November 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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The job market sucks, and I’m at the end of my rope

CashApp: $BeeDelores

PayPal: beeadelores@gmail.com

Donate 🔗 gofund.me/596fde0bf
November 10, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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I haven't been on twitter in over a year but it seems like Musk has transformed it into a powerful platform devoted to proving he's the most embarrassing person who's ever lived.
November 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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it's not 'performative' if you're taking pictures of random fucking strangers reading. they're just reading! you're the creepy one!
Oh fuck off
November 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Rereading The Running Man, and what a wild fantasy of a dystopian future where nobody has access to healthcare or food and the rich watch the poor die for entertainment.
November 10, 2025 at 12:28 PM
It's time to play the music
It's time to light the lights
It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight
November 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
My favorite video game series of all time:

1. Metroid
2. Legend of Zelda
November 9, 2025 at 9:52 PM