Jake Squirrel-Owl
@tvsjakesternpowell.bsky.social
Sunglassed and behatted.
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We gotta normalize responding to bullshit with "dude who fucking cares"
October 29, 2025 at 5:35 AM
We gotta normalize responding to bullshit with "dude who fucking cares"
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Part of ICE’s efforts will be setting up random traffic stops and checkpoints throughout the city and making educated guesses about who to detain and who not to detain. These 'Guess Stops' will be staffed by special agents known as Guess Stop Officers, or 'Guess-Stop-O for short.
ICE’s Training Manual for Determining Who to Terrorize
“The Supreme Court on Monday lifted a federal judge’s order prohibiting government agents from making indiscriminate immigration-related stops in t...
buff.ly
September 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Part of ICE’s efforts will be setting up random traffic stops and checkpoints throughout the city and making educated guesses about who to detain and who not to detain. These 'Guess Stops' will be staffed by special agents known as Guess Stop Officers, or 'Guess-Stop-O for short.
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babe get in here, new george carlin just dropped
August 20, 2025 at 12:45 AM
babe get in here, new george carlin just dropped
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A.I. is popular because it gives you the experience of being a boss: you get to give annoyingly specific instructions about how to do something you don't actually know how to do yourself, and then claim credit for the end result.
August 16, 2025 at 3:55 PM
A.I. is popular because it gives you the experience of being a boss: you get to give annoyingly specific instructions about how to do something you don't actually know how to do yourself, and then claim credit for the end result.
just had a boy salad - two bowls of cheerios and a protein bar
June 20, 2025 at 1:05 AM
just had a boy salad - two bowls of cheerios and a protein bar
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This is an unbelievably dark story about ChatGPT from top to bottom, especially the twist at the end here www.nytimes.com/2025/06/13/t...
June 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
This is an unbelievably dark story about ChatGPT from top to bottom, especially the twist at the end here www.nytimes.com/2025/06/13/t...
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Elon successfully identified a pedo guy on his second attempt, never let your failures hold you back
June 5, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Elon successfully identified a pedo guy on his second attempt, never let your failures hold you back
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Staying informed in 2025:
January 30, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Staying informed in 2025:
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I’m bald. I don’t know how anything works. People don’t like my comedy. Fine, I’ll do it. I’ll be the Joe Rogan of the left.
May 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I’m bald. I don’t know how anything works. People don’t like my comedy. Fine, I’ll do it. I’ll be the Joe Rogan of the left.
Telling a colleague about to give their first big presentation to "break a leg."
What have you been told is “unprofessional”?
May 20, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Telling a colleague about to give their first big presentation to "break a leg."
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"AI is coming, its inevitable" no its not you sniveling weirdo. how are those 3D TVs going. how are NFT markets looking these days. Seen anything cool in the metaverse lately?
anyone who says we need to resign to using it, that itll be here whether we like it or not, is a feckless dipshit.
anyone who says we need to resign to using it, that itll be here whether we like it or not, is a feckless dipshit.
April 24, 2025 at 9:17 AM
"AI is coming, its inevitable" no its not you sniveling weirdo. how are those 3D TVs going. how are NFT markets looking these days. Seen anything cool in the metaverse lately?
anyone who says we need to resign to using it, that itll be here whether we like it or not, is a feckless dipshit.
anyone who says we need to resign to using it, that itll be here whether we like it or not, is a feckless dipshit.
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my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content
April 8, 2025 at 3:07 AM
my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content
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They claim they can snatch people up, put them on planes, and deport them to a country run by an authoritarian, where those people will be forced to work slave labor at an inhumane prison. All without due process, and in defiance of federal courts.
The hypotheticals are over. This is the nightmare.
The hypotheticals are over. This is the nightmare.
Homan: "We're not stopping. I don't care what the judges think. I don't care what the left thinks. We're coming."
March 17, 2025 at 3:23 PM
They claim they can snatch people up, put them on planes, and deport them to a country run by an authoritarian, where those people will be forced to work slave labor at an inhumane prison. All without due process, and in defiance of federal courts.
The hypotheticals are over. This is the nightmare.
The hypotheticals are over. This is the nightmare.
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This is straight up going to kill people.
"assess the prevalence of and threat posed by the prescription of selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors, antipsychotics, mood stabilizers, stimulants, and weight-loss drugs"
good time time become an antipsychiatry grifter in the US
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
good time time become an antipsychiatry grifter in the US
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
Establishing the President's Make America Healthy Again Commission
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1.
www.whitehouse.gov
February 14, 2025 at 12:20 AM
This is straight up going to kill people.
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1. Google Gulf of Mexico.
2. “Gulf of America" will be Google’s lead answer.
3. Click on the three little dots to the right of it.
4. Select "Send Feedback."
5. Click on "Gulf Of America" text.
6. Pick "Inaccurate content."
7. Pick "Incorrect" & type "This is the Gulf of Mexico." g.co/kgs/bKeBqBe
2. “Gulf of America" will be Google’s lead answer.
3. Click on the three little dots to the right of it.
4. Select "Send Feedback."
5. Click on "Gulf Of America" text.
6. Pick "Inaccurate content."
7. Pick "Incorrect" & type "This is the Gulf of Mexico." g.co/kgs/bKeBqBe
Google Search
g.co
February 12, 2025 at 3:54 AM
1. Google Gulf of Mexico.
2. “Gulf of America" will be Google’s lead answer.
3. Click on the three little dots to the right of it.
4. Select "Send Feedback."
5. Click on "Gulf Of America" text.
6. Pick "Inaccurate content."
7. Pick "Incorrect" & type "This is the Gulf of Mexico." g.co/kgs/bKeBqBe
2. “Gulf of America" will be Google’s lead answer.
3. Click on the three little dots to the right of it.
4. Select "Send Feedback."
5. Click on "Gulf Of America" text.
6. Pick "Inaccurate content."
7. Pick "Incorrect" & type "This is the Gulf of Mexico." g.co/kgs/bKeBqBe
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when someone asks what I’m about to eat, and how many of them:
February 9, 2025 at 11:44 PM
when someone asks what I’m about to eat, and how many of them:
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i’m taking on a new personal project this month. i’ve just collected a large collection of 35mm film negatives of black american life in the 1970s and 1980s and am going to begin digitizing them into an archive of their own.
i’ll write about my progress here.
i’ll write about my progress here.
February 2, 2025 at 5:26 PM
i’m taking on a new personal project this month. i’ve just collected a large collection of 35mm film negatives of black american life in the 1970s and 1980s and am going to begin digitizing them into an archive of their own.
i’ll write about my progress here.
i’ll write about my progress here.
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At least @ them
Congress must take action to restore the rule of law.
February 4, 2025 at 1:16 AM
At least @ them
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Ah, the millennial experience of “every time you get some measure of financial and career stability, the world decides to do something extraordinarily stupid again”
February 3, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Ah, the millennial experience of “every time you get some measure of financial and career stability, the world decides to do something extraordinarily stupid again”
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I'm struck by the near-total failure of leadership across civil society, in a country that fetishizes the concept. Whole sections of leadership books at every bookstore. Named, endowed "leadership" institutes and curricula across higher ed. Awards and special recognition for "leaders." AND YET
February 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I'm struck by the near-total failure of leadership across civil society, in a country that fetishizes the concept. Whole sections of leadership books at every bookstore. Named, endowed "leadership" institutes and curricula across higher ed. Awards and special recognition for "leaders." AND YET
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if any of the DNC candidates want to earn fanatical support from a lot of the Dem base they could, like, actually try to address the national crisis we're experiencing in this exact moment with appropriate volume and vigor
February 1, 2025 at 1:31 AM
if any of the DNC candidates want to earn fanatical support from a lot of the Dem base they could, like, actually try to address the national crisis we're experiencing in this exact moment with appropriate volume and vigor