Tom Tucker
@ttux.bsky.social
Husband & Dad - just a guy trying his best to be his best for his wife and kids.
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I've started investing in stocks. Beef, Chicken, and Vegetable.
One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.
One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.
November 9, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I've started investing in stocks. Beef, Chicken, and Vegetable.
One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.
One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.
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The only thing that surprises me about seeing this opinion is the fact that it’s on Bluesky. It’s like spotting a polar bear in the desert or something.
How’d you get all the way out here, little buddy? Is there like an expert we can call to help you find your way back to your natural habitat?
How’d you get all the way out here, little buddy? Is there like an expert we can call to help you find your way back to your natural habitat?
All drug use outside palliative care should be criminalized and possession of dealer quantities should be punishable by death without appeal.
November 6, 2025 at 5:13 AM
The only thing that surprises me about seeing this opinion is the fact that it’s on Bluesky. It’s like spotting a polar bear in the desert or something.
How’d you get all the way out here, little buddy? Is there like an expert we can call to help you find your way back to your natural habitat?
How’d you get all the way out here, little buddy? Is there like an expert we can call to help you find your way back to your natural habitat?
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i feel like i am teetering on the fucking brink asking this but is this, like. a trial balloon for "trump is too far gone to make video content any more / this week" weekend at bernies AI deepfakes? see if they can get away with it? how convincing it is? my brain is full of bees and fire.
November 6, 2025 at 1:43 AM
i feel like i am teetering on the fucking brink asking this but is this, like. a trial balloon for "trump is too far gone to make video content any more / this week" weekend at bernies AI deepfakes? see if they can get away with it? how convincing it is? my brain is full of bees and fire.
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I'm not bracing for anything, it's long overdue. The rest of the old guard of ineffective leaders should also go. She & others pulled up the ladder for anyone coming after them unless they bowed.
Dynastic governmental behavior from either side is a mistake. Nepotism can't be how we govern.
Dynastic governmental behavior from either side is a mistake. Nepotism can't be how we govern.
Democrats brace for Nancy Pelosi's possible retirement
The former House speaker is expected to make an announcement about her political future after Tuesday's elections.
www.nbcnews.com
November 3, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I'm not bracing for anything, it's long overdue. The rest of the old guard of ineffective leaders should also go. She & others pulled up the ladder for anyone coming after them unless they bowed.
Dynastic governmental behavior from either side is a mistake. Nepotism can't be how we govern.
Dynastic governmental behavior from either side is a mistake. Nepotism can't be how we govern.
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After the players win a championship in any sport, they should do away with bringing out the owner. Some real plantation vibes about it
November 2, 2025 at 4:34 AM
After the players win a championship in any sport, they should do away with bringing out the owner. Some real plantation vibes about it
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Hello kids. Great costumes. You can have boring regular candy or, in exchange for a small fee, you can invest in something I'm calling Candy Premium, an AI-enabled solution that
November 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Hello kids. Great costumes. You can have boring regular candy or, in exchange for a small fee, you can invest in something I'm calling Candy Premium, an AI-enabled solution that
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Reuploading a classic to Bluesky, Forgive me god.
November 1, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Reuploading a classic to Bluesky, Forgive me god.
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the average llm has been smarter than the median internet person for some time. it is smarter than me if the question is trivia-heavy or specialized in something i am ignorant of
have said this before, but one of biggest changes on social media that few of us are talking about is that LLMs are becoming smarter than the median Internet commenter
October 31, 2025 at 8:35 AM
the average llm has been smarter than the median internet person for some time. it is smarter than me if the question is trivia-heavy or specialized in something i am ignorant of
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They literally ruin everything they touch
October 31, 2025 at 3:44 AM
They literally ruin everything they touch
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I guess someone heard from Tylenol’s lawyers.
October 31, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I guess someone heard from Tylenol’s lawyers.
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i love you president teeth. i mean president newteeth. no. president toothsome. presidenture newteeth some. FUCK i. love. president. chewsom
August 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
i love you president teeth. i mean president newteeth. no. president toothsome. presidenture newteeth some. FUCK i. love. president. chewsom
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y'all gotta see this clip where ESPN abruptly deleted the EPSN Bet promo by ripping off the whole bottom bar live because of what they're talking about
October 24, 2025 at 1:42 AM
y'all gotta see this clip where ESPN abruptly deleted the EPSN Bet promo by ripping off the whole bottom bar live because of what they're talking about
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just a few more self help books
and i think i might be confident
enough to murder my coworkers
and i think i might be confident
enough to murder my coworkers
October 24, 2025 at 11:04 PM
just a few more self help books
and i think i might be confident
enough to murder my coworkers
and i think i might be confident
enough to murder my coworkers
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This supercut that Le'Veon Bell posted of Terry Rozier "allegedly" point shaving in a game against the Cavs. 😬
The original video was posted on Reddit by Mission_Pay_3373
The original video was posted on Reddit by Mission_Pay_3373
October 24, 2025 at 3:08 PM
This supercut that Le'Veon Bell posted of Terry Rozier "allegedly" point shaving in a game against the Cavs. 😬
The original video was posted on Reddit by Mission_Pay_3373
The original video was posted on Reddit by Mission_Pay_3373
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I asked a psychological question of our psychology writer's group in Scribophile about what was it in people that made them support the opposite of what is good for them and what they don't believe in. e.g. Everyone in the USA was antifa until this year. One writer/artist responded w/a true story1/
October 23, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I asked a psychological question of our psychology writer's group in Scribophile about what was it in people that made them support the opposite of what is good for them and what they don't believe in. e.g. Everyone in the USA was antifa until this year. One writer/artist responded w/a true story1/
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I DONT BELIEVE THIS STATISTIC
October 20, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I DONT BELIEVE THIS STATISTIC
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so like how the fuck are they choosing targets in the Caribbean
October 19, 2025 at 4:56 PM
so like how the fuck are they choosing targets in the Caribbean
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I still cannot wrap my mind around what Ohtani did last night.
He was the winning pitcher, allowed no runs, struck out 10.
He allowed only 2 hits while he had 3 hits!
AND all 3 of his hits WERE HOME RUNS!!!
How is this real life?
He was the winning pitcher, allowed no runs, struck out 10.
He allowed only 2 hits while he had 3 hits!
AND all 3 of his hits WERE HOME RUNS!!!
How is this real life?
October 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I still cannot wrap my mind around what Ohtani did last night.
He was the winning pitcher, allowed no runs, struck out 10.
He allowed only 2 hits while he had 3 hits!
AND all 3 of his hits WERE HOME RUNS!!!
How is this real life?
He was the winning pitcher, allowed no runs, struck out 10.
He allowed only 2 hits while he had 3 hits!
AND all 3 of his hits WERE HOME RUNS!!!
How is this real life?
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No Kings includes this asshole
October 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
No Kings includes this asshole
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I just got a DM from the US Government calling me four-eyes and asking for my lunch money
October 18, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I just got a DM from the US Government calling me four-eyes and asking for my lunch money
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If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
October 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
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i took tylenol while i was autistic and now my son is pregnant
September 24, 2025 at 6:06 AM
i took tylenol while i was autistic and now my son is pregnant
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You can joke about Pam Bondi’s ridiculous unprofessionalism all you want, but I’m deeply shocked by it: She acts as if she fears absolutely no consequences, convinced that there will be no more political power transfers. — This should shake everyone to their core.
October 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
You can joke about Pam Bondi’s ridiculous unprofessionalism all you want, but I’m deeply shocked by it: She acts as if she fears absolutely no consequences, convinced that there will be no more political power transfers. — This should shake everyone to their core.
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A Brief History of Men are Becoming Less Manly
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October 7, 2025 at 9:49 PM
A Brief History of Men are Becoming Less Manly
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