Reposted by Todd
i’m killing 3 birds with 1 stone. but your stone to bird ratio is cool too
October 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
i’m killing 3 birds with 1 stone. but your stone to bird ratio is cool too
I went off socials for a month because I've been unemployed for 13 months & had the most promising prospect in my entire unemployment & didn't want anything to jinx it. They let me know yesterday that I'm a big pile of shit & that they decided to go with not a pile of shit, so I'M BACK BABY
December 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I went off socials for a month because I've been unemployed for 13 months & had the most promising prospect in my entire unemployment & didn't want anything to jinx it. They let me know yesterday that I'm a big pile of shit & that they decided to go with not a pile of shit, so I'M BACK BABY
Reposted by Todd
Dreamed I got a chastising message at work that said, “You should know the names of all the Muppets,” and someone stuck up for me, saying, “I don’t think this one has a name,” and they attached a picture of like a white Gonzo with no eyes
December 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Dreamed I got a chastising message at work that said, “You should know the names of all the Muppets,” and someone stuck up for me, saying, “I don’t think this one has a name,” and they attached a picture of like a white Gonzo with no eyes
Reposted by Todd
Rocking back and forth in the fetal position really works your core
November 29, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Rocking back and forth in the fetal position really works your core
Reposted by Todd
One of the real revelations of the Epstein emails is that Epstein himself was not especially bright, dispelling the "genius" tag that had always seemed ill fitting.
It's almost like there was some other reason rich and powerful men were drawn to him, some other skill he had. Weird.
It's almost like there was some other reason rich and powerful men were drawn to him, some other skill he had. Weird.
November 14, 2025 at 1:16 AM
One of the real revelations of the Epstein emails is that Epstein himself was not especially bright, dispelling the "genius" tag that had always seemed ill fitting.
It's almost like there was some other reason rich and powerful men were drawn to him, some other skill he had. Weird.
It's almost like there was some other reason rich and powerful men were drawn to him, some other skill he had. Weird.
Reposted by Todd
Keep receipts of all the Republicans and powerful institutions defending Trump and bending the knee to him after the latest batch of Epstein emails reveal that this man partied with Epstein and young girls who were victims of rape and abuse.
November 13, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Keep receipts of all the Republicans and powerful institutions defending Trump and bending the knee to him after the latest batch of Epstein emails reveal that this man partied with Epstein and young girls who were victims of rape and abuse.
Reposted by Todd
if there's one thing I've learned today is that I spend too much time crafting emails in complete sentences -- fully-developed ideas, paragraphs replete with salutations and politeness formulae even -- if I want to become rich or powerful
November 13, 2025 at 12:17 AM
if there's one thing I've learned today is that I spend too much time crafting emails in complete sentences -- fully-developed ideas, paragraphs replete with salutations and politeness formulae even -- if I want to become rich or powerful
Reposted by Todd
"Mark my words, one wrong step in this town’ll land you in a whole heap of social services."
Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process
Well, well, well. What have we got here? Another city slicker who thinks he can waltz into my town and start causin’ all sorts of trouble. I’d be careful if I was you, fella. Because however they do t...
theonion.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
"Mark my words, one wrong step in this town’ll land you in a whole heap of social services."
Reposted by Todd
hateration and holleration in this danceeconomy??
November 12, 2025 at 2:52 PM
hateration and holleration in this danceeconomy??
Reposted by Todd
Starting every day with a star date and captain’s log would fix me
September 28, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Starting every day with a star date and captain’s log would fix me
Reposted by Todd
They think you’re stupid.
Many feel betrayal and frustration, and the feelings are hot right now.
I get it. I have my own feelings.
🧵
I get it. I have my own feelings.
🧵
November 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
They think you’re stupid.
Heckle Schumer #HeckleSchumer @schumer.senate.gov
November 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Heckle Schumer #HeckleSchumer @schumer.senate.gov
Reposted by Todd
how would he know
November 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM
how would he know
Reposted by Todd
[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
March 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
Reposted by Todd
DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
Reposted by Todd
I'm so worried about what'll happen when our kids are old enough to have phones!!!! 😮😮😮
![A meme depicting a woman staring at her phone with one hand on her head, with the following text below:
IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT THE WRECK OF THE EDMUND FITZGERALD?
What your Great Lakes maritime history-obsessed teen's text messages actually mean:
brb = bell rang bro
rofl = rang out for lost (crew)
bff = big freakin' freigher
lol = Load of Ore on the Lake
smh = shift minutes to hours
glhf = Great Lakes hella freighter
tbh = taconite be haulin'
stfu = steer the freighter upwind
tfw = that freakin' witch (of November)
asl = a ship lost
gg = Gitche Gumee
idc = immoderate deadweight capacity
btw = beneath the waves
afk = a freighter kaput
hbd = hauler's beacon down
ily = iron load yonder
jk = just [24] kilometers
lmao = lost my abyssal ore
nbd = north bound draft
glhf = good lord, hold flooding
omg = obliteratingly massive gales
tmi = too much iron
wtf = White Fish (Bay)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ccm7gttkbfs2eyyrlpshmeun/bafkreib6ughtj23oqdskaisavrueyn6fijujbp2e663h6p6ukx74lbibyu@jpeg)
October 31, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I'm so worried about what'll happen when our kids are old enough to have phones!!!! 😮😮😮
Reposted by Todd
At least we don't have to worry about building on momentum.
November 10, 2025 at 1:30 PM
At least we don't have to worry about building on momentum.
I just dusted off my pitchfork and have nothing but time on my hands.
American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
November 10, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I just dusted off my pitchfork and have nothing but time on my hands.
Reposted by Todd
To be clear: the deal they voted on to move forward last night still needs to be formally voted on in the Senate and House. If the eight are your senators, they should be hearing from you this morning!
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 PM
To be clear: the deal they voted on to move forward last night still needs to be formally voted on in the Senate and House. If the eight are your senators, they should be hearing from you this morning!
Reposted by Todd
Stop giving Dems money in any way shape or form until they dump leadership thank you good morning ☀️
November 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Stop giving Dems money in any way shape or form until they dump leadership thank you good morning ☀️
Reposted by Todd
Hey guys - does anyone know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours?
Haha happy Edmund Fitzgerald Day, you maniacs!
Haha happy Edmund Fitzgerald Day, you maniacs!
November 10, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Hey guys - does anyone know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours?
Haha happy Edmund Fitzgerald Day, you maniacs!
Haha happy Edmund Fitzgerald Day, you maniacs!
Reposted by Todd
they need to learn what it’s like to be afraid of us.
November 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
they need to learn what it’s like to be afraid of us.
Reposted by Todd
November 4, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Reposted by Todd
Reposted by Todd
LUCE has set up a GoFundMe for the families of the Allston carwash workers abducted by masked men claiming to work for the government
www.gofundme.com/f/stand-with...
www.gofundme.com/f/stand-with...
Donate to Stand with Allston & Brighton Immigrant Families, organized by Allston-Brighton LUCE hub
11/5 update - we are currently supporting the families impact… Allston-Brighton LUCE hub needs your support for Stand with Allston & Brighton Immigrant Families
www.gofundme.com
November 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
LUCE has set up a GoFundMe for the families of the Allston carwash workers abducted by masked men claiming to work for the government
www.gofundme.com/f/stand-with...
www.gofundme.com/f/stand-with...