BB Cromarty 💄
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International woman of brisket 1953. Sending you musings of great import, which I am told is the fashion now. Reposts = liking the cut of your jib (or possibly grim fascination). THERE WILL BE NONSENSE oh do forgive the shouting, I am in a phase.
How I'm walking out of 2025.
December 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
How I'm walking out of 2025.
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"I'm just the messenger!", I exclaim, leaving a huge-ass mess behind me, wherever I go
December 27, 2025 at 8:03 PM
"I'm just the messenger!", I exclaim, leaving a huge-ass mess behind me, wherever I go
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Some say a hot one but I have my doubts. Anyway, by all accounts they only named a tea after him because he was flakey and smelled vaguely floral when damp.
who was earl grey
November 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Some say a hot one but I have my doubts. Anyway, by all accounts they only named a tea after him because he was flakey and smelled vaguely floral when damp.
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When you’ve just come off the busiest night shift of the year, and some twat wants a picture.
December 25, 2025 at 3:03 PM
When you’ve just come off the busiest night shift of the year, and some twat wants a picture.
I've found that most people, when asked, prefer NOT to fracture both elbows when sitting down but you do you.
I'm sure the 22 million people whose healthcare premiums will triple in six days are delighted by this news, you inhuman fuck.
December 27, 2025 at 9:23 AM
I've found that most people, when asked, prefer NOT to fracture both elbows when sitting down but you do you.
Another round of Christmas entertaining over with. The absolute STATE of Ethel Carstairs' Yule log was a sight to behold. And she didn't even bring a dessert either.
December 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Another round of Christmas entertaining over with. The absolute STATE of Ethel Carstairs' Yule log was a sight to behold. And she didn't even bring a dessert either.
Motherfucker's had too much eggnog.
imagine thinking that specific thought when watching a seasonal movie while spending time with your own children & deciding it’s somehow normal
December 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Motherfucker's had too much eggnog.
GET THEE BEHIND ME SANTA!
*hiccup*
*hiccup*
December 25, 2025 at 11:10 AM
GET THEE BEHIND ME SANTA!
*hiccup*
*hiccup*
If only we'd all taken the hint after that meteor wiped out the dinosaurs.
December 6, 2025 at 8:26 PM
If only we'd all taken the hint after that meteor wiped out the dinosaurs.
After a particularly raucous party, I once found one of Ethel Carstairs' slippers wedged in the dog's food dish. Well, I said "You're no Cinderella, Ethel, and if Bingo shits sequins tomorrow there'll be hell to pay." THAT TOLD HER!
December 5, 2025 at 9:36 PM
After a particularly raucous party, I once found one of Ethel Carstairs' slippers wedged in the dog's food dish. Well, I said "You're no Cinderella, Ethel, and if Bingo shits sequins tomorrow there'll be hell to pay." THAT TOLD HER!
MUCH BETTER SINCE THE DIVORCE, DEAR. DELIGHTED TO HAVE OVERWINTERED WITH YOU. THE WELSH CAN PUT AWAY THE GIN AND NO MISTAKE!
December 5, 2025 at 1:53 PM
MUCH BETTER SINCE THE DIVORCE, DEAR. DELIGHTED TO HAVE OVERWINTERED WITH YOU. THE WELSH CAN PUT AWAY THE GIN AND NO MISTAKE!
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It’s kind of crazy that we have a Chicago Pope and a Nazi President when it was the exact opposite 15 years ago.
November 11, 2025 at 11:39 PM
It’s kind of crazy that we have a Chicago Pope and a Nazi President when it was the exact opposite 15 years ago.
There's no need to be so Cavalaire about it, dear.
And please don't do it in front of the gulls, they play havoc with the bins afterwards.
And please don't do it in front of the gulls, they play havoc with the bins afterwards.
Last night nearly ended in a cold shower as I'm missing you like hell.
November 12, 2025 at 11:18 AM
There's no need to be so Cavalaire about it, dear.
And please don't do it in front of the gulls, they play havoc with the bins afterwards.
And please don't do it in front of the gulls, they play havoc with the bins afterwards.
Some say a hot one but I have my doubts. Anyway, by all accounts they only named a tea after him because he was flakey and smelled vaguely floral when damp.
who was earl grey
November 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Some say a hot one but I have my doubts. Anyway, by all accounts they only named a tea after him because he was flakey and smelled vaguely floral when damp.
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I found a boat once too but you didn't see me making a big deal of it.
The Today Show is currently giving a credulous report on researchers maybe "discovering" Noah's Ark. Like, the one from the Bible. A breathless, big-if-true report in which the principle "researcher" is quoting Genesis and the reporter is acting like the biblical flood story is a factual account.
November 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I found a boat once too but you didn't see me making a big deal of it.
OH SHIT IT'S MONDAY!
Nonsense. Coffee is FRIDAYS at the Women's Institute hall and no one can tell me otherwise. COME AT ME THORNTON-LE-DALE I'M READY!! (Oh sorry, bit too much coffee...)
Coffee Thurs Sep 73.
November 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
OH SHIT IT'S MONDAY!
Nonsense. Coffee is FRIDAYS at the Women's Institute hall and no one can tell me otherwise. COME AT ME THORNTON-LE-DALE I'M READY!! (Oh sorry, bit too much coffee...)
November 10, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Nonsense. Coffee is FRIDAYS at the Women's Institute hall and no one can tell me otherwise. COME AT ME THORNTON-LE-DALE I'M READY!! (Oh sorry, bit too much coffee...)
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You're making a mountain out of a molehill here. Are you familiar with molehills? They're quite small. Ok, picture a tempest in a teapot. A tempest is like a big storm but teapots? Small as a molehill.
November 10, 2025 at 3:42 AM
You're making a mountain out of a molehill here. Are you familiar with molehills? They're quite small. Ok, picture a tempest in a teapot. A tempest is like a big storm but teapots? Small as a molehill.
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I love Paul Rudd.
November 9, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I love Paul Rudd.
This is EXACTLY the look Ethel Carstairs gave me when I told her in no uncertain terms that her apple turnover wasn't worth the candle. UNMOVED she was! It was quite disconcerting... unhinged even.
November 8, 2025 at 3:31 PM
This is EXACTLY the look Ethel Carstairs gave me when I told her in no uncertain terms that her apple turnover wasn't worth the candle. UNMOVED she was! It was quite disconcerting... unhinged even.
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Everyone, change your clock to midnight.
November 5, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Everyone, change your clock to midnight.
I haven't had offal in YEARS!
November 8, 2025 at 8:55 AM
I haven't had offal in YEARS!
I think I used to go to a club called 'The Torment Nexus'.
Or possibly it was a horse running in the 3:30...
Either way, I was cash-rich at the end of THAT evening, I can tell you!
Or possibly it was a horse running in the 3:30...
Either way, I was cash-rich at the end of THAT evening, I can tell you!
November 8, 2025 at 7:29 AM
I think I used to go to a club called 'The Torment Nexus'.
Or possibly it was a horse running in the 3:30...
Either way, I was cash-rich at the end of THAT evening, I can tell you!
Or possibly it was a horse running in the 3:30...
Either way, I was cash-rich at the end of THAT evening, I can tell you!
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To the Crytograph Killer: either invent an easier cipher or give us some clues. We have no idea what you’re on about.
October 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
To the Crytograph Killer: either invent an easier cipher or give us some clues. We have no idea what you’re on about.
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Ordnance Survey maps but for your loft.
October 26, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Ordnance Survey maps but for your loft.