I put on Deadpool & Wolverine for the puppy and got sucked into this dumb ass movie which is somehow extremely funny? What the fuck? Enough with this!
February 1, 2026 at 11:54 PM
I put on Deadpool & Wolverine for the puppy and got sucked into this dumb ass movie which is somehow extremely funny? What the fuck? Enough with this!
I’m watching The Doors and, for real, has anybody had a better performance in a biopic than Kilmer? Maybe the Elvis boy, maybe. But I have a real hard time not imagining Kilmer when I think of Morrison.l
February 1, 2026 at 8:45 PM
I’m watching The Doors and, for real, has anybody had a better performance in a biopic than Kilmer? Maybe the Elvis boy, maybe. But I have a real hard time not imagining Kilmer when I think of Morrison.l
It took 25+ years but one of my nephews is finally here shoveling my walk, as I did for my aunts and uncles and friend and family. Of course if he fucks it up I have to do it myself again but still.
February 1, 2026 at 7:07 PM
It took 25+ years but one of my nephews is finally here shoveling my walk, as I did for my aunts and uncles and friend and family. Of course if he fucks it up I have to do it myself again but still.
We’ve won Cockiest Walker already.
February 1, 2026 at 6:45 PM
We’ve won Cockiest Walker already.
You should get some kind of award for finishing Gravity’s Rainbow. I’ve read 3 other books while I’ve been making my through this. It’s genius, it is, but fuck is it hard to read.
February 1, 2026 at 6:32 PM
You should get some kind of award for finishing Gravity’s Rainbow. I’ve read 3 other books while I’ve been making my through this. It’s genius, it is, but fuck is it hard to read.
Seeing this Ellen commercial for skin care products and I need to know if Portia is okay. Can somebody please go check on her?
February 1, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Seeing this Ellen commercial for skin care products and I need to know if Portia is okay. Can somebody please go check on her?
hell yeah Toad way to be polite
Frog and Toad jumped into the water. They swam all afternoon.
Frog swam fast and made big splashes.
Toad swam slowly and made smaller splashes.
Frog swam fast and made big splashes.
Toad swam slowly and made smaller splashes.
February 1, 2026 at 5:38 PM
hell yeah Toad way to be polite
[absorbing the puppy’s 2 hours of intense sleep energy and activity] okay good girl
February 1, 2026 at 5:36 PM
[absorbing the puppy’s 2 hours of intense sleep energy and activity] okay good girl
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YES
Stop judging yourself by the standards of evil men. Stop determining your goals according to theirs. There is joy and importance and meaning in the world, and their world is not the world.
February 1, 2026 at 5:27 PM
YES
Do you think Andy Capp’s wife would like him more if she knew he had a flourishing gas station potato chip business in the states?
February 1, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Do you think Andy Capp’s wife would like him more if she knew he had a flourishing gas station potato chip business in the states?
Me, pointing to Estelle Getty: “that’s where you got your first name.”
The dog, looking at Betty White:
Me: “your middle name is the flower. Don’t look at her.”
The dog, looking at Betty White:
Me: “your middle name is the flower. Don’t look at her.”
February 1, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Me, pointing to Estelle Getty: “that’s where you got your first name.”
The dog, looking at Betty White:
Me: “your middle name is the flower. Don’t look at her.”
The dog, looking at Betty White:
Me: “your middle name is the flower. Don’t look at her.”
Y’know, we’re gonna have to beat the shit out of these dudes at some point. Right? Ain’t really another way around it. They’re not gonna respond to anything short of an ass whooping. Hope I’m wrong.
February 1, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Y’know, we’re gonna have to beat the shit out of these dudes at some point. Right? Ain’t really another way around it. They’re not gonna respond to anything short of an ass whooping. Hope I’m wrong.
Turned on the Golden Girls just in time to see Burt Reynolds do a cameo. God damn. That’s a Sunday.
February 1, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Turned on the Golden Girls just in time to see Burt Reynolds do a cameo. God damn. That’s a Sunday.
Dead Presidents time. The movie. Not the wish.
February 1, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Dead Presidents time. The movie. Not the wish.
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Happy New Year!
[aide leans in, whispers]
What?!
[aide leans in, whispers]
What?!
February 1, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Happy New Year!
[aide leans in, whispers]
What?!
[aide leans in, whispers]
What?!
Of all the movies I saw last year, the one that I keep thinking about weeks and weeks later is If I Had Legs I’d Kick You. Just a stunning performance and a deeply brutal movie for anybody who is a parent or tangentially a parent. Rose Byrne the acting god.
February 1, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Of all the movies I saw last year, the one that I keep thinking about weeks and weeks later is If I Had Legs I’d Kick You. Just a stunning performance and a deeply brutal movie for anybody who is a parent or tangentially a parent. Rose Byrne the acting god.
So you mean to tell me if I were a billionaire I could be dumb as box of rocks and also a very obvious criminal and nothing would happen? I’d just get to keep being those things? Wild. Infuriating but wild.
February 1, 2026 at 2:11 PM
So you mean to tell me if I were a billionaire I could be dumb as box of rocks and also a very obvious criminal and nothing would happen? I’d just get to keep being those things? Wild. Infuriating but wild.
Elon is a liar and a creep and a felon. He’s going to spiral out and say this didn’t happen, because that’s what he does. It did happen and he’s fucked, so enjoy the show, because that dude is going away for a long time but before he does he’s gonna go crazy. Maybe he brings a bag lunch. Smart.
February 1, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Elon is a liar and a creep and a felon. He’s going to spiral out and say this didn’t happen, because that’s what he does. It did happen and he’s fucked, so enjoy the show, because that dude is going away for a long time but before he does he’s gonna go crazy. Maybe he brings a bag lunch. Smart.
I’m pretty sure playing a single game of tennis against anybody who is good at tennis would shred my knees and ankles to the point they’d have to wheelbarrow me off the court.
February 1, 2026 at 10:01 AM
I’m pretty sure playing a single game of tennis against anybody who is good at tennis would shred my knees and ankles to the point they’d have to wheelbarrow me off the court.
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it's maddening that so many terrible things from the past decade stem from a secret cabal of elite pedophiles that pushed the narrative there was a different secret cabal of elite pedophiles posing the real danger
January 31, 2026 at 4:21 PM
it's maddening that so many terrible things from the past decade stem from a secret cabal of elite pedophiles that pushed the narrative there was a different secret cabal of elite pedophiles posing the real danger
Sophia smelled the fox and saw the fox tracks on our walk this morning for what I think is the first time? Anyway she immediately started to cover over her pee spots with more snow and hid her shit, and I don’t know what to make of that.
February 1, 2026 at 9:43 AM
Sophia smelled the fox and saw the fox tracks on our walk this morning for what I think is the first time? Anyway she immediately started to cover over her pee spots with more snow and hid her shit, and I don’t know what to make of that.
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Oh sweet I get the morning 4:20, the forbidden 4:20, the best 4:20 because you can smoke and go back to bed.
February 1, 2026 at 9:19 AM
Oh sweet I get the morning 4:20, the forbidden 4:20, the best 4:20 because you can smoke and go back to bed.
I didn’t wake up to watch the AO final, but now that I’m awake… what the fuck how is that anti-vax piece of shit so good at tennis. Fuck you, Djokovic. Can’t stand your dumb ass.
February 1, 2026 at 9:12 AM
I didn’t wake up to watch the AO final, but now that I’m awake… what the fuck how is that anti-vax piece of shit so good at tennis. Fuck you, Djokovic. Can’t stand your dumb ass.