Oh my god Ted Lasso just made me bawl. Straight up ugly crying.
January 7, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Oh my god Ted Lasso just made me bawl. Straight up ugly crying.
The dog is very much feeling his 1:15am run around this morning. I am also feeling it. He’s passed out. I would love to sleep at some point. I remember sleep. It was great.
January 7, 2026 at 12:49 PM
The dog is very much feeling his 1:15am run around this morning. I am also feeling it. He’s passed out. I would love to sleep at some point. I remember sleep. It was great.
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The phone is for making posts like "the ass is the father of the legs" whereas the computer is for posts that include words like "inexorably"
January 6, 2026 at 5:02 PM
The phone is for making posts like "the ass is the father of the legs" whereas the computer is for posts that include words like "inexorably"
“There was one game this season where I was accidentally on mushrooms.”
Coach Beard, hell yeah.
Coach Beard, hell yeah.
January 7, 2026 at 12:46 PM
“There was one game this season where I was accidentally on mushrooms.”
Coach Beard, hell yeah.
Coach Beard, hell yeah.
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here's a fun fact: for many of the first discworld books' german editions, the publisher routinely inserted soup ads into the text
reading moby-dick and getting brainwashed by Big Spermaceti
January 7, 2026 at 12:39 PM
here's a fun fact: for many of the first discworld books' german editions, the publisher routinely inserted soup ads into the text
Me: “I am having a nervous breakdown.”
My doctor friend: “watch a movie.”
Me: “is TV okay?”
My doctor friend: “watch a movie.”
Me: “is TV okay?”
January 7, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Me: “I am having a nervous breakdown.”
My doctor friend: “watch a movie.”
Me: “is TV okay?”
My doctor friend: “watch a movie.”
Me: “is TV okay?”
Have gotten to “and now Nate is a villain” in Ted Lasso and come on, dudes, I get it but write better. Fuck.
Still annoyed I like this show so much.
Still annoyed I like this show so much.
January 7, 2026 at 11:48 AM
Have gotten to “and now Nate is a villain” in Ted Lasso and come on, dudes, I get it but write better. Fuck.
Still annoyed I like this show so much.
Still annoyed I like this show so much.
I think I’m going to quit my job. Maybe. Don’t know. I just hate it so much.
January 7, 2026 at 11:38 AM
I think I’m going to quit my job. Maybe. Don’t know. I just hate it so much.
Me: “I very much need to sleep, pal.”
Alfred: “did you say run around d the yard like I’m crazy at 1:15am?”
Me: “what? No?”
Alfred: “sounds good! See ya!”
Me: “wait… what? Come back!”
Alfred: “nope!”
Alfred: “did you say run around d the yard like I’m crazy at 1:15am?”
Me: “what? No?”
Alfred: “sounds good! See ya!”
Me: “wait… what? Come back!”
Alfred: “nope!”
January 7, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Me: “I very much need to sleep, pal.”
Alfred: “did you say run around d the yard like I’m crazy at 1:15am?”
Me: “what? No?”
Alfred: “sounds good! See ya!”
Me: “wait… what? Come back!”
Alfred: “nope!”
Alfred: “did you say run around d the yard like I’m crazy at 1:15am?”
Me: “what? No?”
Alfred: “sounds good! See ya!”
Me: “wait… what? Come back!”
Alfred: “nope!”
Alf found his bone. I might be able to get some sleep now. Good lord please let me get some sleep. Nope her he comes. Mr. Smiles. Hey buddy
January 6, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Alf found his bone. I might be able to get some sleep now. Good lord please let me get some sleep. Nope her he comes. Mr. Smiles. Hey buddy
Oh hell yeah HELL YEAH Predator: Badlands whipped ass. I cannot wait to see what happens next.
January 6, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Oh hell yeah HELL YEAH Predator: Badlands whipped ass. I cannot wait to see what happens next.
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Antivax grandpa is yelling again.
“HEPATITAS B”
“HEPATITAS B”
January 5, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Antivax grandpa is yelling again.
“HEPATITAS B”
“HEPATITAS B”
We got a Weyland Yutani in the first hour of this movie. Props. Hand it to them they know their audience. What a fun movie.
January 6, 2026 at 3:32 PM
We got a Weyland Yutani in the first hour of this movie. Props. Hand it to them they know their audience. What a fun movie.
RIP Kwei, you giant bastard.
January 6, 2026 at 12:01 PM
RIP Kwei, you giant bastard.
Okay the new Predator movie is pretty badass which I wasn’t expecting. Holy hell these dorks got it right.
January 6, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Okay the new Predator movie is pretty badass which I wasn’t expecting. Holy hell these dorks got it right.
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i see we have run another woman off this website for the heinous crime of [checks notes] saying something mildly critical of a video game dog sexy mod? that can't be right
January 6, 2026 at 11:43 AM
i see we have run another woman off this website for the heinous crime of [checks notes] saying something mildly critical of a video game dog sexy mod? that can't be right
Me: “I think we could take them.”
Alfie: [looks at the Yautja, looks back at me, looks back at them, then to me again]
Me: “yeah you’re right.”
Alfie: [looks at the Yautja, looks back at me, looks back at them, then to me again]
Me: “yeah you’re right.”
January 6, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Me: “I think we could take them.”
Alfie: [looks at the Yautja, looks back at me, looks back at them, then to me again]
Me: “yeah you’re right.”
Alfie: [looks at the Yautja, looks back at me, looks back at them, then to me again]
Me: “yeah you’re right.”
Showing Alfie the new Predator movie before work today and, like, hoo boy somebody decided to take the franchise seriously huh? We got Yautja lore now? Doooooorks.
January 6, 2026 at 11:33 AM
Showing Alfie the new Predator movie before work today and, like, hoo boy somebody decided to take the franchise seriously huh? We got Yautja lore now? Doooooorks.
At no point should a move that’s less than 2 hours long have “chapters.” Fuckin dorks.
January 6, 2026 at 11:26 AM
At no point should a move that’s less than 2 hours long have “chapters.” Fuckin dorks.
I’ve had, yeesh, a lot of dogs. Alfred is the first one to be this affectionate. It’s unreal.
I got you buddy, we’re good. I got you.
I got you buddy, we’re good. I got you.
January 6, 2026 at 2:33 AM
I’ve had, yeesh, a lot of dogs. Alfred is the first one to be this affectionate. It’s unreal.
I got you buddy, we’re good. I got you.
I got you buddy, we’re good. I got you.
I think, if I’m being honest, one of the most annoying things that’s ever happened to me is Ted Lasso being a good show. Just so annoyed how much I like this dumb ass show.
January 6, 2026 at 2:03 AM
I think, if I’m being honest, one of the most annoying things that’s ever happened to me is Ted Lasso being a good show. Just so annoyed how much I like this dumb ass show.
Ooodelally
January 5, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Ooodelally
“Your dick and balls look like they’re in a fist fight.” - Amanda Peet, Brockmire
January 5, 2026 at 5:48 PM
“Your dick and balls look like they’re in a fist fight.” - Amanda Peet, Brockmire