Lucky and Bentley have decided they like the snow this year.
God help me.
God help me.
November 11, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Lucky and Bentley have decided they like the snow this year.
God help me.
God help me.
Which is why we’ve decided to cave.
No one’s feelings are wrong. That’s not my point. We’re in a real battle, against a corrupt and malevolent foe, with huge stakes. We must win.
November 11, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Which is why we’ve decided to cave.
This is ridiculously true. Calling my family fascists, Nazis or just plain stupid jerks who got duped? Just makes them laugh.
Tell them they got that loser stink all over them and everything they like is lame? Boy they crumble faster’n dried dog shit.
Tell them they got that loser stink all over them and everything they like is lame? Boy they crumble faster’n dried dog shit.
JCO proving what I’ve been saying for years when it comes to engaging with chuds - they don’t care if you think they’re stupid, or hypocritical, or evil (they’ll like it because they hate you). But if you find the way to accurately show how *uncool* they are, you can really really fuck with them.
November 11, 2025 at 11:38 AM
This is ridiculously true. Calling my family fascists, Nazis or just plain stupid jerks who got duped? Just makes them laugh.
Tell them they got that loser stink all over them and everything they like is lame? Boy they crumble faster’n dried dog shit.
Tell them they got that loser stink all over them and everything they like is lame? Boy they crumble faster’n dried dog shit.
In case you’re wondering how big of a football fan I am I just turned the game on and was like “wow that sounds a lot like Chris Berman but I’m pretty sure he’s dead” but it turns out he’s been alive for years now.
November 11, 2025 at 2:51 AM
In case you’re wondering how big of a football fan I am I just turned the game on and was like “wow that sounds a lot like Chris Berman but I’m pretty sure he’s dead” but it turns out he’s been alive for years now.
My birthday weekend is lining up such that I am, most likely, going to have the ability to spend it almost 100% on my own hanging with my dog because everybody is busy this weekend so stuff is going on this week… I don’t want to jinx this but my god this is the dream. 2 whole days of nothing to do.
November 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
My birthday weekend is lining up such that I am, most likely, going to have the ability to spend it almost 100% on my own hanging with my dog because everybody is busy this weekend so stuff is going on this week… I don’t want to jinx this but my god this is the dream. 2 whole days of nothing to do.
Went to dinner with some friends tonight and it was supposed to be a quick “grab a burger, be done in an hour” type deal, but then they started up a trivia night at the restaurant and we all looked at each other and, long story short, after 3 hours we finished 3rd out 15 teams.
November 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Went to dinner with some friends tonight and it was supposed to be a quick “grab a burger, be done in an hour” type deal, but then they started up a trivia night at the restaurant and we all looked at each other and, long story short, after 3 hours we finished 3rd out 15 teams.
I just can’t imagine having all that money and 1 - hoarding it and 2 - not disappearing. All people would know about me is I am the guy who sends out million dollar checks every year because I don’t know why I have billions of dollars.
November 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I just can’t imagine having all that money and 1 - hoarding it and 2 - not disappearing. All people would know about me is I am the guy who sends out million dollar checks every year because I don’t know why I have billions of dollars.
If you get ethered by Joyce Carol Oates the same week you got paid $1 trillion and the first thing is what’s on your mind then you are the world’s biggest chump. A huge dolt. A single celled organism wearing sunglasses.
November 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
If you get ethered by Joyce Carol Oates the same week you got paid $1 trillion and the first thing is what’s on your mind then you are the world’s biggest chump. A huge dolt. A single celled organism wearing sunglasses.
Thinking about starting a cult. Anybody want to join my cult? It’ll be pretty cool. We’ll have yurts! Well. You’ll have yurts. I’ll have a mansion. Which you’ll clean. But the yurts will be pretty, pretty cold at night so you’re welcome. Anyway. Sign up sheet coming soon!
November 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Thinking about starting a cult. Anybody want to join my cult? It’ll be pretty cool. We’ll have yurts! Well. You’ll have yurts. I’ll have a mansion. Which you’ll clean. But the yurts will be pretty, pretty cold at night so you’re welcome. Anyway. Sign up sheet coming soon!
I’m not trying to make fights.
November 10, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I’m not trying to make fights.
When I was managing a comedy club we got some odd performance riders once in a while, but the only one that ever stood out to me was when one of the headliners needed a fresh bag of cool ranch doritos and a fresh batch of tuna salad in the green room before each show. For dipping purposes.
November 10, 2025 at 4:34 PM
When I was managing a comedy club we got some odd performance riders once in a while, but the only one that ever stood out to me was when one of the headliners needed a fresh bag of cool ranch doritos and a fresh batch of tuna salad in the green room before each show. For dipping purposes.
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This app is not good for my mental health but it's really just because being this informed will make anyone want to lose their fucking mind.
November 10, 2025 at 2:56 PM
This app is not good for my mental health but it's really just because being this informed will make anyone want to lose their fucking mind.
I found a boat once too but you didn't see me making a big deal of it.
The Today Show is currently giving a credulous report on researchers maybe "discovering" Noah's Ark. Like, the one from the Bible. A breathless, big-if-true report in which the principle "researcher" is quoting Genesis and the reporter is acting like the biblical flood story is a factual account.
November 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I found a boat once too but you didn't see me making a big deal of it.
Y'know, it's like they say in boxing, when you have your opponent on the ropes you've got to punch yourself in the face a few times.
November 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Y'know, it's like they say in boxing, when you have your opponent on the ropes you've got to punch yourself in the face a few times.
People from other countries not sure why disrupting holiday plans would be the red line that causes our “opposition party” to cave need to understand that our elected officials are the only people here who get European length vacations and they’ll kill everybody to keep them.
November 10, 2025 at 12:18 PM
People from other countries not sure why disrupting holiday plans would be the red line that causes our “opposition party” to cave need to understand that our elected officials are the only people here who get European length vacations and they’ll kill everybody to keep them.
Man the democrats are pathetic. Just pathetic. Unless this means the Epstein Files are released by Thanksgiving then what the fuck?!
November 10, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Man the democrats are pathetic. Just pathetic. Unless this means the Epstein Files are released by Thanksgiving then what the fuck?!
The old world is dying. The new world struggles to be born. Now is the time of mustards.
November 10, 2025 at 8:20 AM
The old world is dying. The new world struggles to be born. Now is the time of mustards.
Do I still have to pay taxes or can I take the next few years off because I don’t feel like it? I mean there’s no such thing as laws anymore, so shouldn’t be a big deal.
November 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Do I still have to pay taxes or can I take the next few years off because I don’t feel like it? I mean there’s no such thing as laws anymore, so shouldn’t be a big deal.
Telling people I’m from the Canadian part of New York now so they don’t associate me with Chuck Schumer.
November 10, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Telling people I’m from the Canadian part of New York now so they don’t associate me with Chuck Schumer.
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i’m ready for something different than whatever the fuck this is
November 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
i’m ready for something different than whatever the fuck this is
Going to default on my 50 year mortgage when I’m 63 years old and break my ankle at work and the hospital bill is $78,000 and all the health insurance money the government put into my HSA is only $4,200. Should be fine though because I’ll can work it off in the debt mines.
November 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Going to default on my 50 year mortgage when I’m 63 years old and break my ankle at work and the hospital bill is $78,000 and all the health insurance money the government put into my HSA is only $4,200. Should be fine though because I’ll can work it off in the debt mines.
More like Suck Schumer.
There. He’s dead now.
There. He’s dead now.
November 9, 2025 at 10:16 PM
More like Suck Schumer.
There. He’s dead now.
There. He’s dead now.
I do sort of wonder what Epstein’s whole deal was that made him go “I am going to be the concierge for the most evil men alive” but I know it’s probably just money. It’s always just money.
November 9, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I do sort of wonder what Epstein’s whole deal was that made him go “I am going to be the concierge for the most evil men alive” but I know it’s probably just money. It’s always just money.
Happy morning 4:20 to all the east coast insomniacs, people with dogs and cats who needed to eat or go out, and party goers smoking one last bowl before sleeping it off most of Sunday.
November 9, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Happy morning 4:20 to all the east coast insomniacs, people with dogs and cats who needed to eat or go out, and party goers smoking one last bowl before sleeping it off most of Sunday.