I’ve had, yeesh, a lot of dogs. Alfred is the first one to be this affectionate. It’s unreal.
I got you buddy, we’re good. I got you.
I got you buddy, we’re good. I got you.
January 6, 2026 at 2:33 AM
I’ve had, yeesh, a lot of dogs. Alfred is the first one to be this affectionate. It’s unreal.
I got you buddy, we’re good. I got you.
I got you buddy, we’re good. I got you.
I think, if I’m being honest, one of the most annoying things that’s ever happened to me is Ted Lasso being a good show. Just so annoyed how much I like this dumb ass show.
January 6, 2026 at 2:03 AM
I think, if I’m being honest, one of the most annoying things that’s ever happened to me is Ted Lasso being a good show. Just so annoyed how much I like this dumb ass show.
Ooodelally
January 5, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Ooodelally
“Your dick and balls look like they’re in a fist fight.” - Amanda Peet, Brockmire
January 5, 2026 at 5:48 PM
“Your dick and balls look like they’re in a fist fight.” - Amanda Peet, Brockmire
Me: “I bet you can’t look like a seal.”
Alfred:
Alfred:
January 5, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Me: “I bet you can’t look like a seal.”
Alfred:
Alfred:
Brockmire just hit Netflix. Everybody shut the fuck up and to watch Brockmire.
January 5, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Brockmire just hit Netflix. Everybody shut the fuck up and to watch Brockmire.
Me: “Alfred? Did you find my edibles?”
Alfred:
Alfred:
January 5, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Me: “Alfred? Did you find my edibles?”
Alfred:
Alfred:
I’m in “you know what? Fuck em, fuck em all” mode with my job and I’m pretty sure I’m just gonna quit. Fuck these dorks. I’d rather be broke and broken than put up with this shit anymore.
January 5, 2026 at 2:17 PM
I’m in “you know what? Fuck em, fuck em all” mode with my job and I’m pretty sure I’m just gonna quit. Fuck these dorks. I’d rather be broke and broken than put up with this shit anymore.
Not gonna lie it feels pretty bad ass to be like “my pit bull” when describing my dog. Sure he’s basically “what if a pillow was a dog?” but nobody else knows that.
January 5, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Not gonna lie it feels pretty bad ass to be like “my pit bull” when describing my dog. Sure he’s basically “what if a pillow was a dog?” but nobody else knows that.
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I would like to report a murder.
January 5, 2026 at 10:37 AM
I would like to report a murder.
Me: “hey buddy I need to go to work is that okay?”
Alf:
Alf:
January 5, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Me: “hey buddy I need to go to work is that okay?”
Alf:
Alf:
Ugh. Have reached the “talking to my friend’s mom” stage of things with my bff’s mental health and, yeesh, I am not looking forward to this. I’ve been there myself and know it sucks so bad so I feel for her. That said? If this world breaks another of my friends I’m coming out swinging this time.
January 5, 2026 at 10:56 AM
Ugh. Have reached the “talking to my friend’s mom” stage of things with my bff’s mental health and, yeesh, I am not looking forward to this. I’ve been there myself and know it sucks so bad so I feel for her. That said? If this world breaks another of my friends I’m coming out swinging this time.
Alfie met the fox tonight during his night time pee pee boom walk and, much as love the foxes here, it was very funny to see them go “hey! Wait. Ah shit he’s huge!” while Alf was taking a shit.
January 5, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Alfie met the fox tonight during his night time pee pee boom walk and, much as love the foxes here, it was very funny to see them go “hey! Wait. Ah shit he’s huge!” while Alf was taking a shit.
It’s only been a couple days but I’m pretty sure Alfie doesn’t have an aggressive bone in his body, but if somebody broke into the house? God help them. I don’t think he’d bite but his growl and presence alone would make the wet bandits dry out.
January 5, 2026 at 2:51 AM
It’s only been a couple days but I’m pretty sure Alfie doesn’t have an aggressive bone in his body, but if somebody broke into the house? God help them. I don’t think he’d bite but his growl and presence alone would make the wet bandits dry out.
Me: “need to go out?”
Alfred: [elaborate dog prancing]
Me: “is… does that mean yes?”
Alfred: [elaborate dog prancing]
Me: “that’s not helpful.”
Alfred: [howls]
Me: “well how would I know that?!”
Alfred: [low grumble]
Me: “okay you’re right I’ll watch more news.”
Alfred: [elaborate dog prancing]
Me: “is… does that mean yes?”
Alfred: [elaborate dog prancing]
Me: “that’s not helpful.”
Alfred: [howls]
Me: “well how would I know that?!”
Alfred: [low grumble]
Me: “okay you’re right I’ll watch more news.”
January 5, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Me: “need to go out?”
Alfred: [elaborate dog prancing]
Me: “is… does that mean yes?”
Alfred: [elaborate dog prancing]
Me: “that’s not helpful.”
Alfred: [howls]
Me: “well how would I know that?!”
Alfred: [low grumble]
Me: “okay you’re right I’ll watch more news.”
Alfred: [elaborate dog prancing]
Me: “is… does that mean yes?”
Alfred: [elaborate dog prancing]
Me: “that’s not helpful.”
Alfred: [howls]
Me: “well how would I know that?!”
Alfred: [low grumble]
Me: “okay you’re right I’ll watch more news.”
The dog barked and spun around when the Bills scored. He’s definitely a WNY hound.
January 4, 2026 at 9:36 PM
The dog barked and spun around when the Bills scored. He’s definitely a WNY hound.
Assuring my dog that his food is his and I won’t try to eat it has effectively broken my heart. Who on earth treats animals like this? Christ almighty I don’t get it. I really don’t.
January 4, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Assuring my dog that his food is his and I won’t try to eat it has effectively broken my heart. Who on earth treats animals like this? Christ almighty I don’t get it. I really don’t.
I’m not sure what to call it but dog racism is real and it fucks with my head every time. Alfie is a pit mix, but mostly boxer and lab and beagle (he loves to dance walk like a boxer) and I thought my sisters would be the weirdos but my bff is 100% against him for no reason. Incredible stuff.
January 4, 2026 at 6:09 PM
I’m not sure what to call it but dog racism is real and it fucks with my head every time. Alfie is a pit mix, but mostly boxer and lab and beagle (he loves to dance walk like a boxer) and I thought my sisters would be the weirdos but my bff is 100% against him for no reason. Incredible stuff.
Got to “that” episode of Wilfred and am just bawling. Fuckin dogs, man.
January 4, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Got to “that” episode of Wilfred and am just bawling. Fuckin dogs, man.
As you can see I adopted a high energy dog that fits my go-go lifestyle.
January 4, 2026 at 1:36 PM
As you can see I adopted a high energy dog that fits my go-go lifestyle.
One thing I really like about Alfie so far is that he barks when somebody comes to the house but stays laying down. He’s like “yo somebody is here, you gonna… YO the door? Handle it.”
January 4, 2026 at 12:59 PM
One thing I really like about Alfie so far is that he barks when somebody comes to the house but stays laying down. He’s like “yo somebody is here, you gonna… YO the door? Handle it.”
The NBA seems to understand better than other leagues that the halftime show should be a weirdo doing something nobody else can do for 15 minutes and that’s it. Doesn’t need to be fancy. Just give me a dog who can dunk or a lady who can stack plates while riding a unicycle and we’re good.
January 4, 2026 at 12:29 PM
The NBA seems to understand better than other leagues that the halftime show should be a weirdo doing something nobody else can do for 15 minutes and that’s it. Doesn’t need to be fancy. Just give me a dog who can dunk or a lady who can stack plates while riding a unicycle and we’re good.
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I’ll be watching this 5,000 times
January 4, 2026 at 12:02 AM
I’ll be watching this 5,000 times
Incredibly impressed that Alfie took less than 48 hours to figure out I’m more than happy to sit and watch TV with him while he sleeps. I think he figured out he’s home now yesterday and, man, he loves to sleep. 11.5 hours in a row last night. Had to wake him up at 6:30. Gigantic pillow dog.
January 4, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Incredibly impressed that Alfie took less than 48 hours to figure out I’m more than happy to sit and watch TV with him while he sleeps. I think he figured out he’s home now yesterday and, man, he loves to sleep. 11.5 hours in a row last night. Had to wake him up at 6:30. Gigantic pillow dog.