Murderton Gazette
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Welcome to Murderton.
Population: 523
Days since last grisly killing: 13
Population: 523
Days since last grisly killing: 13
Mayor awards Tabitha Marbles Bravery Medal for anticipating Cemetery Strangler’s next target, thus saving his life. Chief Detective Inspector Chester Lester commented, “Yeah well it’s easy to discover clues when you don’t have to muck about with search warrants.”
November 13, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Mayor awards Tabitha Marbles Bravery Medal for anticipating Cemetery Strangler’s next target, thus saving his life. Chief Detective Inspector Chester Lester commented, “Yeah well it’s easy to discover clues when you don’t have to muck about with search warrants.”
Congratulations to all Murdertonians on your first murder-free week this year! ⭐️
November 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Congratulations to all Murdertonians on your first murder-free week this year! ⭐️
Cemetery Strangler Revealed! Caught attempting to strangle Gazette Crime Cadet Brendan Howell, former Cadet Melinda Maul commented, “I’d kill again for an entry-level job in print media.”
November 11, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Cemetery Strangler Revealed! Caught attempting to strangle Gazette Crime Cadet Brendan Howell, former Cadet Melinda Maul commented, “I’d kill again for an entry-level job in print media.”
Cemetery Strangler a loyal Murderton Gazette reader, judging by the article-clipping collection found in mausoleum lair.
November 9, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Cemetery Strangler a loyal Murderton Gazette reader, judging by the article-clipping collection found in mausoleum lair.
Walking Among the Dead: Crime Cadet Brendan Howell tells of his week lost in Murderton Cemetery. Page 2: Cemetery Strangler still at large.
November 8, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Walking Among the Dead: Crime Cadet Brendan Howell tells of his week lost in Murderton Cemetery. Page 2: Cemetery Strangler still at large.
‘Cemetery of Death’, Crime Cadet Melinda Maul’s first feature, is out now!
What happened to former Crime Cadet Brendan Howell, and why can’t police find him?
Exclusive Interview with Chief Detective Inspector Lester: “Calm down lass, he’s not even officially a Missing Person yet.”
What happened to former Crime Cadet Brendan Howell, and why can’t police find him?
Exclusive Interview with Chief Detective Inspector Lester: “Calm down lass, he’s not even officially a Missing Person yet.”
November 2, 2025 at 11:56 PM
‘Cemetery of Death’, Crime Cadet Melinda Maul’s first feature, is out now!
What happened to former Crime Cadet Brendan Howell, and why can’t police find him?
Exclusive Interview with Chief Detective Inspector Lester: “Calm down lass, he’s not even officially a Missing Person yet.”
What happened to former Crime Cadet Brendan Howell, and why can’t police find him?
Exclusive Interview with Chief Detective Inspector Lester: “Calm down lass, he’s not even officially a Missing Person yet.”
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The Murderton Ghost Tour is on again! Part I: 9am-6pm Saturdays, Part II: 9am-6pm Sundays. Lunch, dinner and EMF meters provided. 👻
November 2, 2025 at 3:08 AM
The Murderton Ghost Tour is on again! Part I: 9am-6pm Saturdays, Part II: 9am-6pm Sundays. Lunch, dinner and EMF meters provided. 👻
The Murderton Ghost Tour is on again! Part I: 9am-6pm Saturdays, Part II: 9am-6pm Sundays. Lunch, dinner and EMF meters provided. 👻
November 2, 2025 at 3:08 AM
The Murderton Ghost Tour is on again! Part I: 9am-6pm Saturdays, Part II: 9am-6pm Sundays. Lunch, dinner and EMF meters provided. 👻
Wanted: Crime Cadet. Reckless curiosity and quick reflexes a must. Immediate start.
November 1, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Wanted: Crime Cadet. Reckless curiosity and quick reflexes a must. Immediate start.
Will the Cemetery Strangler strike again this #Halloween? To find out, we’re sending Crime Cadet Brendan Howell on an overnight graveyard stakeout!
October 30, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Will the Cemetery Strangler strike again this #Halloween? To find out, we’re sending Crime Cadet Brendan Howell on an overnight graveyard stakeout!
Planning a dramatic case denouement? Sick of gathering your suspects from all over town? Call Jim’s Taxis and ask about our Group Round-Up Sum-Up Discount!
October 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Planning a dramatic case denouement? Sick of gathering your suspects from all over town? Call Jim’s Taxis and ask about our Group Round-Up Sum-Up Discount!
To the Crytograph Killer: either invent an easier cipher or give us some clues. We have no idea what you’re on about.
October 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
To the Crytograph Killer: either invent an easier cipher or give us some clues. We have no idea what you’re on about.
Local amateur sleuth Mrs Marbles has identified the notorious Potting Shed Prowler. When approached for comment Chief Detective Inspector Lester responded, “We can’t arrest him without evidence so you’d better not print his name.”
October 17, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Local amateur sleuth Mrs Marbles has identified the notorious Potting Shed Prowler. When approached for comment Chief Detective Inspector Lester responded, “We can’t arrest him without evidence so you’d better not print his name.”