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LP girl in a playlist world. ⚧️
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dfb friedenspreis wolfram weimer überreicht eine 3d-druck replica von jens lehmanns kettensäge an friedrich merz
December 10, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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“Why does my baby keep dropping his pizza on the floor and laughing?”

“How long before children stops discovering mundane things?”

“Baby smiling for no reason”

“Tips to stop staring baby”

“Why does my infant love dragonfruit, as my mother did?”

“What to do when child goes no-contact?”
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Wir sind am “Werbung mit schlechten 80erjahre Covern”-Punkt des AI-Hype cycle angekommen
December 8, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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was mich an der linken auseinandersetzung mit der neuen rechten immer wieder irritiert ist wie einig man sich mit den rechten eigentlich über die historisierung der 68er ist und wie wenig man offenbar in der lage ist, das aus einer genuin materialistischen perspektive zu fassen
December 3, 2025 at 10:11 AM
November 16, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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books have no tech tree, no fog of war
November 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Wir gedenken:

Enver Şimşek
Abdurrahim Özüdoğru
Süleyman Taşköprü
Habil Kılıç
Mehmet Turgut
İsmail Yaşar
Theodoros Boulgarides
Mehmet Kubaşık
Halit Yozgat
Michèle Kiesewetter

Ermordet vom #NSU, der sich vor 14 Jahren selbst enttarnte.

#KeinSchlussstrich #KeinVergessen
November 4, 2025 at 7:42 AM
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Zohran Mamdani caught lying about having a body with organs, yet when pressed, he admitted that his body is actually without organs, and hence is the inevitable, unconstrained manifestation of desires that may take upon unprecedented forms.
Zohran Mamdani caught lying about having sailed in the same ship once owned by the legendary Theseus, yet when pressed he admitted that every part of the ship had been replaced at least once and therefore can one truly call it the same ship?
Zohran Mamdani caught lying that he understood Plato’s allegory of the cave, yet when asked to explain it, he seemed to instead explain Baudrillard’s theory of Simulacra and Simulation where reality has been replaced by symbols and signs, which seems similar to Plato’s theory but is not the same
October 29, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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jetzt wo es nicht mehr so heiß ist: denkt bitte dran, wieder weniger zu trinken
July 22, 2024 at 6:51 PM
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DJT stands for Diarrhea Jet Trump
October 19, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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Merz‘ Aussage, dass Migrant*innen im Stadtbild ein Problem sind, zeigt nochmal deutlich, dass all das Gerede um „illegale Migration bekämpfen“ und „Straftäter abschieben“ schon immer nur eine verschämte Umschreibung war für „Ausländer raus“.
October 17, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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October 16, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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We are alarmed by reports that Germany is on the verge of a catastrophic about-face, reversing its longstanding and principled opposition to the EU’s Chat Control proposal which, if passed, could spell the end of the right to privacy in Europe. signal.org/blog/pdfs/ge...
signal.org
October 3, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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1/ A longtime Wired editor just wrote a mush-brained essay about how he totally missed the political rot of Silicon Valley (& still doesn't get it).

But in the late 1990s, a Wired journalist warned of a toxic ideology bubbling up from tech. Paulina Borsook has largely been erased. Let's change that
September 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Project2025 auch in Deutschland unterwegs
Soviel zu einseitiger Förderung der Regierung: „Dass ein Verein direkt eine institutionelle Förderung erhält, gilt als ungewöhnlich. Üblicherweise beantragt er zunächst eine Projektförderung.“

Auch sind 250.000/Jahr richtig viel bei Förderung ThinkTank.

www.tagesspiegel.de/politik/staa...
Staat fördert umstrittene Denkfabrik: Kristina Schröders Verein „Republik21“ erhält eine Viertelmillion Euro
Schon dieses Jahr wird die Denkfabrik „Republik21“ mit bis zu 250.000 Euro gefördert. Kritiker schlagen Alarm und fragen: Wie konnte das passieren?
www.tagesspiegel.de
September 24, 2025 at 7:12 AM
MFW I’m eating but still hangry
September 22, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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that’s it. i’m going to become the jonkler.
September 17, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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The Barbican is a relatively recent building complex but it just feels totally beyond the capacity of our society to make anything this cool now, like the remnant of some fallen civilisation whose ruins we live amidst.
September 11, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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The Nazis didn’t *need* the Reichstag fire to do what they did. Also, the important question about the Reichstag fire isn’t whether the regime has an excuse to do something it wants to do anyway, it’s whether it has the power to do so.
September 11, 2025 at 6:26 AM
You fucked up a perfectly good computer. Look at it, it’s got anxiety.
No they do not, New York Times! This is like writing that Santa Claus has IBS.
September 9, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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Ironically, it appears that AI chatbots hallucinate for the same reason that students feel compelled to use them:

They were socialized in a high-stakes testing culture that rewards guessing and maybe getting it right over admitting when there's something you just don't know.
September 8, 2025 at 10:41 AM