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hätte lieber einen
A white furby with a liquor bottle
December 7, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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Ein screenshot aus dem loriotsketch weihnachten bei Hoppenstedts: Eine Familie ist um einen Atomkraftwerk-Bausatz versammelt. Weiter hinten zwischen ihnen auch der mit „Wir bauen uns ein Atomkraftwerk“ betitelte Karton des Bausatzes
December 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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An image of Garfield looking at a sign forbidding him from entering a store, captioned, "Huh. I wonder who that's for,"
November 16, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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it’s giving
viko63 wein mucho gusto guy: schnauzbartträger, roten sweater tragend mit kippe in der hand bei rapsession in nem untergrundgewölbe
August 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Gender swapped sickos meme
July 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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wie ich mit meinem ticker korrespondiere
Screenshot der Überschrift des Spiegel-Artikels aus dem zitierten Skeet: »Jetzt will ich erst mal rechtlich verbindlich das Zeug ;-)«
June 12, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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The Onion Knight from Dark Souls in front of dark blue castle ruins: A knight in an off white, bulbous and big bellied armour bearing a geatsword on his shoulder and a buckler with a single large spike protruding from the middle.
June 9, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Gans Chasing Guy meme: 1. PanelD Eine Cartoon Gans fragt mit misstrauischem Blick: “Wessen Wohlstand?” 2. Panel: Die Gans jagt einer flüchtenden Person am linken Bildrand von der nur Beine und Rumpf noch sichtbar sind hinterher und sagt: “Wessen Wohlstand, Fritz?!?”
May 14, 2025 at 8:36 AM
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Es werde sicherlich kein „Frusttrinken" wegen des missglückten ersten Wahlgangs geben, versicherte Merz. Stattdessen wolle er auf die gemeinsame Arbeit anstoßen. dril tweet: and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.
May 7, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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They’re the same picture meme mit überraschtem Pikachu und Merz
May 6, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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SPD-Parteizentrale mit Fell for it again Award
April 13, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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Edited Screenshot of a Tweet: Basil @LinkofSunshine People on twitter will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a Tesla and then firebomb a Tesla
March 29, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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A picture of the new york skyline with the twin towers memorialized by beams of light. In the upper left corner it says: “9/11… Never forget” The word “forget” is crudely drawn over in black.
March 7, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Seattle Times news article Screenshot: Cows have been infected with a second form of bird flu Feb. 5, 2025 at 4:21 pm [picture of cows in a stable] A second plane George W. Bush meme
February 7, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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“Is this a pigeon?“ meme, caption: “Is this bisexual erasure?“
December 13, 2024 at 3:18 PM
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An image of Taylor Swift on stage. The stage is dramatically lit in pale greenish light. The background is black. The background dancers behind Swift wear white pants and tank tops. Swift strikes a dramatic pose, singing atop a Platform with quadrangular sides made from mirrors. She wears a white dress and white ankle boots. There is a red Saddam Hussein shape from the Hussein hiding spot meme crudely montaged into the mirror surface of the platform.
November 29, 2024 at 2:52 PM
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Caption above image in screenshot: “Living in a secluded shack in the woods because I'm just a chill guy who loves nature and keeps a lot of pen pals” Image: the chill guy meme dog stands before Ted Kaczynski’s house in the woods
November 21, 2024 at 10:30 PM
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“Get better material meme”: A four panel comic strip of a crow doing stand up. 1st panel: It is doing a trite younger generation observational comedy bit: “These damn Zoomers and their fancy sandwiches, amiright?” 2nd panel: A heckler calls out: “Boo get better Material” 3rd panel: The crow visibly panics. 4th panel: The crow skims their note cards, one is saying: “Avocado toast!”
November 20, 2024 at 7:50 AM
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Moo Deng Apology Form Meme: a picture of Moo Deng in the upper left corner with a standard apology form: Moo Deng “Apology Form To: Moo Deng From: Date: Reason for behavior: The media convinced actual games I miss I don't know I was jealous of Mercury was in retrograde I will hereby respect and I will NOT talk down on the future first-ballot Hall of Famer.”
November 6, 2024 at 3:49 PM
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guys high fiving meme oben: Stimmen für Kinder mit denen deren Eltern wählen können unten links: Stefan schulz unten rechts: JD Vance
August 6, 2024 at 3:38 PM
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a gif of an opening heart locker saying „novaminsulfon my beloved“ on the left half and a picture of a package of novaminsulfon drops on the other side“
July 6, 2024 at 11:14 AM
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there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see
white furniture dumped on a sidewalk in front of a roughly hewn stone masoned wall in a residential area; the white cupboard‘s doors are adorned with a dozen or so amoguses
May 5, 2024 at 1:14 PM
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wenn rechter account hierhin rübermacht
ein kleiner hellbrauner kurzhaariger hund (vermutlich chihuahua) steht mürrisch guckend auf einer gekachelten stufe auf der auch ein laminierter zettel liegt, darauf ausgedruckt: ! DEN HUND ! BITTE KOMPLETT IGNORIEREN
December 10, 2023 at 4:43 PM
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wie ich in der kohlsaison in die küche steppe
photo of a woman with a blazer made of dark green cabbage leaves
November 24, 2023 at 7:47 AM
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Für sich genommen schon okay, aber dann naja…
Screenshot von GT Tweet: Greta Thunberg & @GretaThun... • 57m ••• Here are some accounts where you can find more information about the situation and how you can help: @medicalaidpal @palyouthmvmt @jvplive @btsisrael @adalahjustice @cfpeace @ifnotnoworg Screenshot eines Tweets: Palestinian Youth Movement • 08.10.23 ALL OUT FOR THE RESISTANCE, ALL OUT FOR PALESTINE! Thread • of local protests and actions for Palestine in the wake of the latest unprecedented wave of resistance. SCROLL to find your city V:
October 20, 2023 at 9:33 AM