Dr Acula
@trevorcavanagh.bsky.social
Nothing, *nothing* gives me more pleasure than cracking an egg.
I'll make you some omelettes. I'll flip you out.
I'll make you some omelettes. I'll flip you out.
kid: my family took me to see the military blow up a hospital in Gaza but someone taller than me stood in front and i couldn't see
November 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
kid: my family took me to see the military blow up a hospital in Gaza but someone taller than me stood in front and i couldn't see
what about that one time they were going to auction off an underage girl for charity
"they didn't release the good emails from the sex criminal the president was friends with"
In a statement, White House spokeswoman Karoline Leavitt accused the Democrats of having “selectively leaked emails” to “create a fake narrative to smear President Trump.” https://to.pbs.org/3LC1dxY
November 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
what about that one time they were going to auction off an underage girl for charity
i love that the people emotionally invested in "tech that can help you fake looking like a genius" frequently undercut themselves by publicly trying to look like geniuses in areas they actually don't know very much about
TFW you are an expert on both artistic expression and the construction of a rock solid argument
November 12, 2025 at 5:36 PM
i love that the people emotionally invested in "tech that can help you fake looking like a genius" frequently undercut themselves by publicly trying to look like geniuses in areas they actually don't know very much about
TFW you are an expert on both artistic expression and the construction of a rock solid argument
November 12, 2025 at 5:32 PM
TFW you are an expert on both artistic expression and the construction of a rock solid argument
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"I am forced to get on a stationary bicycle and pedal to generate electricity for the Loyalist States. The guard does not chuckle or show any recognition when I ask, 'Is it a fixed gear, at least?' He just stares for a moment and then hits me in the temple with his baton."
buff.ly/kvdEXDB
buff.ly/kvdEXDB
My Whimsical, Millennial, Meme-Addled Youth Did Not Set Me Up for Success in the New American Dystopia
DAY 1 The secret police appear at my door and drag me from my apartment. “What about my desert island discs?” I shout, thinking this will get a lau...
www.mcsweeneys.net
November 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM
"I am forced to get on a stationary bicycle and pedal to generate electricity for the Loyalist States. The guard does not chuckle or show any recognition when I ask, 'Is it a fixed gear, at least?' He just stares for a moment and then hits me in the temple with his baton."
buff.ly/kvdEXDB
buff.ly/kvdEXDB
i had someone tell me that armies of these guys are going to be fighting the *next* big war
Joke of the day from Moscow: Russia tried to unveil its first humanoid AI robot, Aidol. Key word: tried. The robot collapsed during its debut, forcing organizers to cut the presentation short. Their rushed attempt to lift the prop only made things worse.
November 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
i had someone tell me that armies of these guys are going to be fighting the *next* big war
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This one made me laugh
November 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
This one made me laugh
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Thought Masters: Wisdom Warriors
*maximum alpha at 1.25x speed* continuously lives on in my head, unfortunately.
November 11, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Thought Masters: Wisdom Warriors
the fact that we allowed Under Armour to start producing outerwear without any pushback explains why America is in it's current mess
change my mind
change my mind
November 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
the fact that we allowed Under Armour to start producing outerwear without any pushback explains why America is in it's current mess
change my mind
change my mind
had these for canadian thanksgiving, and i like them a lot, but i also love stuffing
November 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
had these for canadian thanksgiving, and i like them a lot, but i also love stuffing
this year i decided to try some of the "holiday edition" chips that came out... these are actually not too bad, but i had no idea that Jerk Chicken was a holiday staple. regardless i give it a sober B and a stoned A.
November 10, 2025 at 1:35 AM
this year i decided to try some of the "holiday edition" chips that came out... these are actually not too bad, but i had no idea that Jerk Chicken was a holiday staple. regardless i give it a sober B and a stoned A.
This was a huge deal. Do you know how much it probably cost antifa to pack the stands like this?
They are truly becoming a menace to are great country
They are truly becoming a menace to are great country
November 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM
This was a huge deal. Do you know how much it probably cost antifa to pack the stands like this?
They are truly becoming a menace to are great country
They are truly becoming a menace to are great country
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[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
March 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
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no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
this chicken is delicious let's name it after someone who is mean
November 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
this chicken is delicious let's name it after someone who is mean
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“Podcasting during Obama had a wondrous feeling: we Americans had finally untangled the more vexatious knots of modernity by electing him and were ready to train our curious minds on the minute problems and the major shortcomings in society.”
thebaffler.com/outbursts/the-hatred-of-podcasting-belden
thebaffler.com/outbursts/the-hatred-of-podcasting-belden
The Hatred of Podcasting | Brace Belden
In 2015, if you said, “I heard it on a podcast,” you were trying to sound smart. In 2025, it’s better to lie.
thebaffler.com
November 8, 2025 at 11:01 PM
“Podcasting during Obama had a wondrous feeling: we Americans had finally untangled the more vexatious knots of modernity by electing him and were ready to train our curious minds on the minute problems and the major shortcomings in society.”
thebaffler.com/outbursts/the-hatred-of-podcasting-belden
thebaffler.com/outbursts/the-hatred-of-podcasting-belden
oh no
November 8, 2025 at 11:25 PM
oh no
If you are feeling disappointed that Joey Swole has let you down, please remember that means you invested hope in someone who called himself Joey Swole
November 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
If you are feeling disappointed that Joey Swole has let you down, please remember that means you invested hope in someone who called himself Joey Swole
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Alan Dershowitz has killed himself on celebrity wheel of fortune
November 8, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Alan Dershowitz has killed himself on celebrity wheel of fortune
i cancelled my Rogers internet over a year ago and i have yet been able to return my hardware to them despite actually getting through to a human being to help several times, lol
customer support really is just an elaborate infrastructure that encourages you to give up to reduce complaints.
customer support really is just an elaborate infrastructure that encourages you to give up to reduce complaints.
November 6, 2025 at 8:08 PM
i cancelled my Rogers internet over a year ago and i have yet been able to return my hardware to them despite actually getting through to a human being to help several times, lol
customer support really is just an elaborate infrastructure that encourages you to give up to reduce complaints.
customer support really is just an elaborate infrastructure that encourages you to give up to reduce complaints.
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Somebody got mad at me on Twitter for suggesting that bikes should obey traffic laws
I also don't think that cars putting cyclists in danger is an excuse for cyclists putting pedestrians in danger. You're just shifting the danger onto other innocent people from yourself. Sorry, no go for me
November 6, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Somebody got mad at me on Twitter for suggesting that bikes should obey traffic laws