Dr Acula
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Nothing, *nothing* gives me more pleasure than cracking an egg.
I'll make you some omelettes. I'll flip you out.
I'll make you some omelettes. I'll flip you out.
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Mornin', folks.
December 24, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Mornin', folks.
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Trump, pointing to it proudly: these guns, they are always firing
Reporter: well surely not during peace..
Trump: ALWAYS FIRING
Reporter: well surely not during peace..
Trump: ALWAYS FIRING
Trump Class battleship illustration, as released by the White House.
December 23, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Trump, pointing to it proudly: these guns, they are always firing
Reporter: well surely not during peace..
Trump: ALWAYS FIRING
Reporter: well surely not during peace..
Trump: ALWAYS FIRING
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2025 Headline of the Year nominee (April)
December 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
2025 Headline of the Year nominee (April)
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2025 Headline of the Year nominee (March)
December 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM
2025 Headline of the Year nominee (March)
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Getting to the point in the ~holiday season~ where my body starts crying out for vegetables and I have to calmly smother it, like going down to the basement to beat up the hostages who are tied up down there.
December 22, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Getting to the point in the ~holiday season~ where my body starts crying out for vegetables and I have to calmly smother it, like going down to the basement to beat up the hostages who are tied up down there.
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It is again time to post the real tree my dad put up in the late 80s
December 22, 2025 at 9:16 PM
It is again time to post the real tree my dad put up in the late 80s
Me: okay I shouldn't eat something heavy at the food court or I'll feel gross and not be in the mood to shop
Also me: hey they have MTL smoked meat here. Yes I would like that as a reuben combo with fries
Also me: hey they have MTL smoked meat here. Yes I would like that as a reuben combo with fries
December 22, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Me: okay I shouldn't eat something heavy at the food court or I'll feel gross and not be in the mood to shop
Also me: hey they have MTL smoked meat here. Yes I would like that as a reuben combo with fries
Also me: hey they have MTL smoked meat here. Yes I would like that as a reuben combo with fries
I have already realized a flaw in my plan. Forgot to check the front door for any delivery packages before I left so merry Christmas to whoever steals it, I guess.
Enjoy that vacuum sealed coffee container
Enjoy that vacuum sealed coffee container
December 22, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I have already realized a flaw in my plan. Forgot to check the front door for any delivery packages before I left so merry Christmas to whoever steals it, I guess.
Enjoy that vacuum sealed coffee container
Enjoy that vacuum sealed coffee container
Now I know what you are thinking. Mall - > food court
Yes the odds of me having taco bell are once again at a seasonal high
Yes the odds of me having taco bell are once again at a seasonal high
December 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Now I know what you are thinking. Mall - > food court
Yes the odds of me having taco bell are once again at a seasonal high
Yes the odds of me having taco bell are once again at a seasonal high
Okay time for me to brave a mall to attempt to find some dang inspiration for some Christmas gifts that are less boring than the shitty Plan B gifts I currently have
December 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Okay time for me to brave a mall to attempt to find some dang inspiration for some Christmas gifts that are less boring than the shitty Plan B gifts I currently have
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
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Neither is herpes, but I’ll keep doing my work without either.
AI is not going to go away
December 21, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Neither is herpes, but I’ll keep doing my work without either.
put this in the hands of a guy with a big beard and everyone will think it's an IPA
December 20, 2025 at 11:43 PM
put this in the hands of a guy with a big beard and everyone will think it's an IPA
sure it's all well and good to make fun of this meat free loaf's choice of name, but nobody is talking about how a peanut isn't even a nut so good luck having a true nut luncheon with this crap
December 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
sure it's all well and good to make fun of this meat free loaf's choice of name, but nobody is talking about how a peanut isn't even a nut so good luck having a true nut luncheon with this crap
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What you do for work is at best, useless, and at worst, going to destroy humanity. You want to think you’re Marie Curie, experimenting with something dangerous that can change lives. You’re more like the girls of Atomic City, except you know what you’re working with. You know you’re building a bomb.
December 20, 2025 at 9:39 PM
What you do for work is at best, useless, and at worst, going to destroy humanity. You want to think you’re Marie Curie, experimenting with something dangerous that can change lives. You’re more like the girls of Atomic City, except you know what you’re working with. You know you’re building a bomb.
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amazing photo on spanish wikipedia's chinchilla article
December 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
amazing photo on spanish wikipedia's chinchilla article
i bought cheese from a hickory farms, so that's how my days been going
December 20, 2025 at 2:37 AM
i bought cheese from a hickory farms, so that's how my days been going
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Keep going. Be meaner. Aim whatever lizard-brain impulse you have towards cruelty and violence in this direction.
December 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Keep going. Be meaner. Aim whatever lizard-brain impulse you have towards cruelty and violence in this direction.
About to find out what a chalupa is
December 19, 2025 at 12:57 AM
About to find out what a chalupa is
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can I say something without everyone getting mad
Hazie's, a San Francisco restaurant co-owned by celebrity chef Joey Altman in Hayes Valley, had quite an eventful Saturday night. A video showing a couple assaulting employees at the restaurant has gone viral on social media, racking up over 780,000 views.
December 16, 2025 at 8:09 PM
can I say something without everyone getting mad
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You, unrefined, indelicate clod: “Grilling hamburgers”
Me, continental, sophisticated, francophone:
Me, continental, sophisticated, francophone:
July 22, 2024 at 1:58 PM
You, unrefined, indelicate clod: “Grilling hamburgers”
Me, continental, sophisticated, francophone:
Me, continental, sophisticated, francophone:
imagine being 18-24 and just cranking one out to a video because it's oriented vertically
December 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
imagine being 18-24 and just cranking one out to a video because it's oriented vertically
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Quentin Tarantino Changes Opinion of Paul Dano After Seeing Him Say the N-Word in 12 Years a Slave
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HOLLYWOOD — Writer-director Quentin Tarantino has revised his earlier negative opinion of actor Paul Dano after seeing him say the N-word in... Get the full story
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December 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Quentin Tarantino Changes Opinion of Paul Dano After Seeing Him Say the N-Word in 12 Years a Slave
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