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An incredible turn of events here. 10/10, no notes. 😂
February 9, 2026 at 3:27 PM
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When you get visited by three Puerto Rican ghosts
An incredible turn of events here. 10/10, no notes. 😂
February 9, 2026 at 11:05 PM
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Playing a two pair in Balatro is humiliating
February 9, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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VC, founder, dumbass
February 8, 2026 at 9:37 PM
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Absolutely. Yes.

Most respectable politicians, pundits and business people like to give bland tribute to Martin Luther King Jr, but ignore how directly he addressed this. And he did not mince words. Just one quote attached (from Goodreads) but he came back to the themes repeatedly!
February 8, 2026 at 10:44 PM
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Maybe consider somebody other than the Uvalde congressman to talk about how much the Republican Party cares about the well-being of little kids
Gonzales on Liam Ramos and his family: "They're not gonna qualify for asylum. So what do you do with all the people that go through the process and do not qualify for asylum? You deport them. I understand that 5-year-old and it breaks my heart. I also think, what about that 5-year-old US citizen?"
February 8, 2026 at 8:56 PM
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Epic made provably incorrect statements about the game’s content, refused to provide details supporting their claims, and has not shared their claimed AO IARC certificate, which normally includes a link for the developer to appeal. They do not ‘love that studio’, they have effectively ghosted us
Earlier this week, I spoke briefly Epic about Horses, a game that was approved for release on EGS, then blocked after a re-rating

"We love that studio," Epic VP Steve Allison said of Santa Ragione, but maintained that an AO rating was a dealbreaker

www.gamefile.news/i/186925441/...
February 7, 2026 at 11:44 AM
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on the balance i think partisan gerrymandering is bad but the only way it ends is if democrats weaponize it against republicans everywhere they can. wiping out republican lawmakers in blue states might bring the GOP to the table to end the practice.
February 7, 2026 at 2:35 PM
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sure seems like they thought the press would ignore like most of the deranged stuff trump says
POLITICO reporting that the White House has now claimed the ape video was an accident and removed it.
February 6, 2026 at 5:22 PM
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Finally watched this and it’s fantastic. Alec does a great job as always breaking down a difficult topic and dropping facts. I agree 100%!
February 6, 2026 at 11:09 AM
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I realized that a lot of the guys who have been found in the Epstein files are probably really struggling because the guy they would have gone to for advice about being discovered in the Epstein files was JEFFREY EPSTEIN
Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein
February 6, 2026 at 4:23 AM
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Sources close to Jared and Ivanka say that, privately, the couple has reservations about pedophilia.
February 5, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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the biden border bill and choosing to run on a “border patrol endorsed” piece of legislation should go down as not only cowardly and backward thinking but one of the worst strategic political decisions by democrats in recent memory, everyone involved should be out of politics forever
New Quinnipiac poll:

63% of voters disapprove of ICE

60% want ICE out of Minneapolis

58% want Kristi Noem removed from office
February 5, 2026 at 3:57 PM
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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 5, 2026 at 11:50 AM
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i think people should consider the extent to which bannon, a known bullshit artist, knows that you will see this and panic. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
Steve Bannon says ICE will ‘surround the polls’ as Trump doubles down on taking over elections
Trump doubled down on his comments to nationalize voting Tuesday during an Oval Office press conference. “If you think about it, a state is an agent for the federal government in elections,” Trump sai...
www.democracydocket.com
February 5, 2026 at 3:58 AM
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it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
February 5, 2026 at 1:16 AM
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I think it's best for everyone to understand that the unified class project of billionaires right now is to do to white collar workers what globalization and neoliberalism did to blue collar workers.
February 4, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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Breaking character: The changes at WaPo and CBS are not ones that make economic sense. They're about hating liberals, they're about some media higher-ups hating their mostly liberal audience. It's that simple.
February 4, 2026 at 5:37 PM
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Some people are asking what I want Schumer to do. He should be screaming over medical care and access to facilities. He should be going to detention facilities himself and putting his body on the line, as he did at the border in 2019. He should lean into stories about New Yorkers in detention. [1/4]
February 4, 2026 at 2:25 PM
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epic Y-axis bro
February 4, 2026 at 10:47 AM
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February 3, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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This is unreal. An AUSA talking like that in open court is about as close as you can come to a total breakdown. Never heard of anything like it.
February 3, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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Of all the things in the history of the world that definitely did not happen - this is the pinnacle.
February 3, 2026 at 1:28 AM
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One of my favorite things about everyone lying about how Melania is great and super well received is that no one who is arguing that position has any idea how human beings think, talk, or behave so the stories they concoct are wild.
Of all the things in the history of the world that definitely did not happen - this is the pinnacle.
February 3, 2026 at 2:37 PM
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"Right-wing streamer Steven Crowder said that women on the scene of Pretti’s killing had 'arguably commit[ed] assault against the officers with whistles in the ears.'"

awwww did dew wittew eaws on dew miwitawy gang invading minnesota huwt
February 3, 2026 at 2:33 PM