Dirty Laundry Hamper
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@chrislhayes.bsky.social: “A 37-year-old American citizen, the mother of a young child is dead tonight. She was shot in the face by an agent of the federal government, and that government has spent the day telling despicable lies about her.”
January 8, 2026 at 1:05 AM
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This is my CES 2026 thread of AI slop.

First off: astrologers, prepare to be out of a job! This bold new company is bringing AI to the world of Horoscopes and for some reason merging that with a visibly unwell Furby.

Bonus: borderline illegal claims that it can "cure" certain behaviors.
January 7, 2026 at 8:16 PM
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I am pleased to announce that I have commandeered my neighbor's home. This home will be sold at its Market Price, and that money will be controlled by me, to ensure it is used to benefit my neighbor and me! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
January 7, 2026 at 2:44 AM
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I've never lived so close to a What Are We Even Doing Here real estate listing, and I am here, gifting you this experience, make sure to open the pictures

www.redfin.com/MI/Ann-Arbor...
414 S Main St #10, Ann Arbor, MI 48104 - 3 beds/3.5 baths
(SW Michigan MLS) For Sale: 3 beds, 3.5 baths ∙ 5000 sq. ft. ∙ 414 S Main St #10, Ann Arbor, MI 48104 ∙ $7,000,000 ∙ MLS# 25062388 ∙ This Downtown Ann Arbor penthouse stands among the finest residence...
www.redfin.com
December 20, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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I am so very tired of things happening that I am glad my father wasn’t alive to see.
December 15, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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they just legalized going to bed at 8 pm on a saturday
December 14, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it.

All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.

Tanks
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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correction: they are all retiring, announced or not
so currently defectors are:

Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
November 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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people playing music/videos on their phone speakers in public is more than just mildly annoying and is instead a leading indicator of the decline of community and empath
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 19, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Big day for people who eat paint
Microsoft launches new Windows features to help weave AI into regular Windows 11 PCs, including rolling out a "Hey, Copilot!" wake word and Copilot Vision (Tom Warren/The Verge)

Main Link | Techmeme Permalink
October 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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I am just so fucking proud of her.
October 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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It's extremely interesting that Charlie Kirk had a daily podcast, countless public appearances, and is generally one of the most recorded men on the planet and we are always being told, never shown, that he was an open minded civil debator
He argued with civility. It's a start.
What disagreements, exactly, was he bridging via his work and words?
September 13, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Heres a story about how i became a local legend at a subway restaurant

I was in my early 20s and i took a bunch of LSD at like 6:30AM, as was my wont. Around 2pm I'm fully pinned and decide to get subway. I cant drive obviously, but its only 2 miles away so I decide to walk.
September 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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July 9, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Is X rolling back the "MechaHitler" update because they think a Nazi chatbot is bad? Or is it because they want a subtler Nazi chatbot, one presenting things such as false "great replacement" conspiracy theories as fact without drawing too much attention to it with direct, unambiguous Hitler praise?
xAI has disabled Grok, deleted a slew of its antisemitic and neo-Nazi posts, posted a statement, and are evidently rolling back the prompt that made it identify as "MechaHitler," but this new low for Elon Musk's chatbot will live in internet infamy:
Elon Musk's Grok Chatbot Goes Full Nazi, Calls Itself 'MechaHitler'
Elon Musk's Grok chatbot has unleashed a slew of antisemitic commentary and praised Hitler after apparent change allowed to be 'politically incorrect'
www.rollingstone.com
July 9, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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July 9, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE.

This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.

It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
July 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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they just passed a bill that allocates tens of billions of dollars to building concentration camps but don’t worry, the president wants you to know that waffle house is dropping its fifty cent egg surcharge.
July 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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The multi-trillion-dollar destruction of America is moving forward, but at least the contemptible Mike Lee has to publicly eat shit today
June 29, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Had one of those yellow vest people come up to me yesterday and ask me and friends to take our masks off because it was suspicious. When we said we felt safer and would stay masked she then asked me to swap my keffiyeh for a normal mask because it was “too aggressive”. I didn’t obviously but wtf
June 16, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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If they want to highlight a failure from yesterday, there's footage of a squeaky tank rolling down a silent street in front of a wannabe dictator who is falling asleep in front of his bored cabinet.
June 15, 2025 at 3:50 PM