Merry Christmas to all my followers who did not incur my wrath this year!

Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.

This is what Bari Weiss et al think "censorship" actually is; when subordinates criticize their superiors. That has been the bedrock of the entire "cancel culture" discourse in elite media; rage at the idea that students, women, journalists, interns, etc might be able to speak against the boss.

Any contemporary of Lincoln describing his personality: His natural sagacity was matched only by his wit and good humor

Describing his appearance: The grotesque creature was made by the devil in hell. Also his suit didn't fit

“I miss blockbuster video” the library has every dvd totally untouched and I never see you there

Tinker Swift, Taylor Swift, Soldier Swift, Spy Swift

Ranking star wars movies is complicated because there are certain themes that resonate with-- no I'm kidding, in one of them an ewok hugs Han Solo's leg and says "Ay Chihuahua." So that's number one with a bullet

It's maddening that it's considered smart politics to meekly mumble these idiotic slogans in response to being called Socialist instead of saying "Yeah asshole it's good when people have enough to live on and it's bad when billionaire sociopaths abuse us all"

Putting this guy in charge of administering my will

This map actually made me very happy because I found this dancing dude and now we are best friends

lol r u kidding me

happy halloween i am ready to confuse some trick-or-treaters

i know it sucks but it must feel a little fun to be that guy with the backhoe destroying the white house. that’s like the final boss of operating heavy machinery