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seamas.bsky.social
Every time I'm in a restaurant I remember Kevin McAleer's reply to a waiter who told him the Soup Of The Day.

"Where there any other contenders?"
"Um, no?"
"A hollow victory, then".
December 19, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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hansmollman.bsky.social
Smooth by Santana (ft Rob Thomas) is a Christmas song
December 20, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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jackkessler.bsky.social
At least they didn't publish the one from last week with the basic rate up 2p.
November 26, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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daveweigel.bsky.social
The Andrew formerly known as prince.
phillewis.bsky.social Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · Oct 30
LONDON (AP) — Buckingham Palace says King Charles III will strip Prince Andrew of remaining titles and evict him from royal residence.
October 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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leastactionhero.bsky.social
Dominos meme White Sox fan forced to accept Cubs jersey Assyrian bishops refuse to condemn Nestorius's 431 challenge to the use of the title Theotokos ('Bearer of God'") for Mary.
October 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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brainmage.bsky.social
"If you die in the game, you die in real life" is actually true for an awful lot of things, like snooker and backgammon
September 10, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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andrewcopson.bsky.social
Statue of King Richard, asking god for success before the Battle of Bosworth, being installed in our village today. Some may object to the valorisation of a child killer but I don’t mind seeing a monument to the futility of prayer from my window!
Statue of King Richard being installed as part of the Bosworth sculpture trail.
August 19, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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cjayanetti.bsky.social
The Mona Lisa of shithousery
jonathanliew.bsky.social Jonathan Liew @jonathanliew.bsky.social · Jul 27
england led for one [ONE] minute of the knockout stages
July 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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regretteruane.bsky.social
What is the charge? Walking a path? A succulent salt path?
July 7, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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anaemicroyalty.bsky.social
Elderly relatives talking about you at family functions:
Back of an ice-cream van on the beach it has a long thin sign halfway down that say "slow mind (volkswagon logo) that child"
June 29, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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stephenhenry.bsky.social
Exeter, pursued by a bear
June 24, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Subtitles are not in the spirit of #eurovision Italy
May 17, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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duncanweldon.bsky.social
American Pope sounds like a really well produced Apple show where you can admire the acting and direction but just can’t really get into it.
May 8, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Couple in front of us watching EastEnders - OUT LOUD - on a plane. Liberal sensibilities out the window, this should be an instant travel ban...
April 28, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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cdchambs.bsky.social
a historian and a journalist go to a protest…
Two cardboard signs. One in black ink: “We can make America what America must Become, James Baldwin” and one in white ink: “Trump Take Egg”
April 5, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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nikkijayne.bsky.social
An oven so you all the trids more
An advert on a bus that is badly aligned and reads ‘An oven so you all the trids more’
March 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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abbyhiggs.bsky.social
You’re in her DMs. I’m somehow in Pete Hegseth’s war crimes group chat. We are not the same.
March 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM