Nikki Jayne
@nikkijayne.bsky.social
Talks too much, drinks too much, posts too much.
Copywriter by day, crafter/bookworm/gamer/social butterfly by night 🧶🐛👾💃🏼
Science and science fiction nerd 🧬👽
West Mids. That means I say ‘mom’.
Copywriter by day, crafter/bookworm/gamer/social butterfly by night 🧶🐛👾💃🏼
Science and science fiction nerd 🧬👽
West Mids. That means I say ‘mom’.
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Nikki Jayne
@nikkijayne.bsky.social
· Sep 29
I have a few new followers so hello!
I’m Nikki, 37, British (and slightly salty about it).
My interests include crochet and embroidery, reading (mainly sci-fi), socialising, and learning. I’m both an extrovert and a nerd.
I can be a *bit* of an oversharer so I apologise in advance for that.
I’m Nikki, 37, British (and slightly salty about it).
My interests include crochet and embroidery, reading (mainly sci-fi), socialising, and learning. I’m both an extrovert and a nerd.
I can be a *bit* of an oversharer so I apologise in advance for that.
Update: I’m 38.
Awww. A year ago!
November 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Awww. A year ago!
Is it weird I prefer this at room temperature
November 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Is it weird I prefer this at room temperature
Debating opening the mulled wine 🤔
November 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Debating opening the mulled wine 🤔
Reposted by Nikki Jayne
Spiritualism skyrocketed in the US after its brutal Civil War killed roughly 750,000 people - and now in the wake of Covid’s million+ death toll, modern Americans are using ChatGPT to speak with the spirits. In this paper I will
I'm literally just living a normal life while also experiencing a theophany via communication with the satellite called VALIS.
November 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Spiritualism skyrocketed in the US after its brutal Civil War killed roughly 750,000 people - and now in the wake of Covid’s million+ death toll, modern Americans are using ChatGPT to speak with the spirits. In this paper I will
Octopus Agile pricing is horrific tomorrow 🙃
A sandwich for tea it is!
A sandwich for tea it is!
November 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Octopus Agile pricing is horrific tomorrow 🙃
A sandwich for tea it is!
A sandwich for tea it is!
Managed to eat both a clove and a cardamom. Well done me.
November 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Managed to eat both a clove and a cardamom. Well done me.
My friend has just sent me a photo of a shop window that says ‘Health is a choice’.
Ableist much?!
Ableist much?!
November 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
My friend has just sent me a photo of a shop window that says ‘Health is a choice’.
Ableist much?!
Ableist much?!
Anyway, I’m reading In Memoriam which is this month’s book club book. Already a quarter of the way through. Very good.
A lot of women in book club have said they are going to skip it and I sure do hope it’s not because they’re homophobic (the main characters are gay) 🤨
#booksky
A lot of women in book club have said they are going to skip it and I sure do hope it’s not because they’re homophobic (the main characters are gay) 🤨
#booksky
How come lads were so very keen to sign up for WWI?
I don’t know much about it but started reading In Memoriam and they all just seem to think it’s a jolly good adventure!
I don’t know much about it but started reading In Memoriam and they all just seem to think it’s a jolly good adventure!
November 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Anyway, I’m reading In Memoriam which is this month’s book club book. Already a quarter of the way through. Very good.
A lot of women in book club have said they are going to skip it and I sure do hope it’s not because they’re homophobic (the main characters are gay) 🤨
#booksky
A lot of women in book club have said they are going to skip it and I sure do hope it’s not because they’re homophobic (the main characters are gay) 🤨
#booksky
Been texting my history buff mate questions about WWI and he’s never replied to a text so fast. He loves it!
November 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Been texting my history buff mate questions about WWI and he’s never replied to a text so fast. He loves it!
How come lads were so very keen to sign up for WWI?
I don’t know much about it but started reading In Memoriam and they all just seem to think it’s a jolly good adventure!
I don’t know much about it but started reading In Memoriam and they all just seem to think it’s a jolly good adventure!
November 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
How come lads were so very keen to sign up for WWI?
I don’t know much about it but started reading In Memoriam and they all just seem to think it’s a jolly good adventure!
I don’t know much about it but started reading In Memoriam and they all just seem to think it’s a jolly good adventure!
It’s half three and it’s going dark. I haaaaaaaate this. Stupid northerly latitude.
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
It’s half three and it’s going dark. I haaaaaaaate this. Stupid northerly latitude.
I do sometimes wonder how Matt survived before he met me.
Men are rubbish at being on their own.
Men are rubbish at being on their own.
November 24, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I do sometimes wonder how Matt survived before he met me.
Men are rubbish at being on their own.
Men are rubbish at being on their own.
Reposted by Nikki Jayne
britain i swear to fuck just ask the EU to take you back, sure we'll be insufferably smug about it and probably force you to get off the pound because we're feeling like being bastards but at least youll have, like, jobs and any kind of perspective
November 24, 2025 at 11:39 AM
britain i swear to fuck just ask the EU to take you back, sure we'll be insufferably smug about it and probably force you to get off the pound because we're feeling like being bastards but at least youll have, like, jobs and any kind of perspective
The person at work who was trying to do my job is leaving (sounds like they’ve been fired)
a woman is standing in front of a microphone making a funny face .
ALT: a woman is standing in front of a microphone making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 10:52 AM
The person at work who was trying to do my job is leaving (sounds like they’ve been fired)
Good lord it feels like every bloke has prostate cancer.
A screening program is well overdue. But I also know my dad wouldn’t have attended because he read too much scaremongering about over diagnosis 🙄
A screening program is well overdue. But I also know my dad wouldn’t have attended because he read too much scaremongering about over diagnosis 🙄
November 24, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Good lord it feels like every bloke has prostate cancer.
A screening program is well overdue. But I also know my dad wouldn’t have attended because he read too much scaremongering about over diagnosis 🙄
A screening program is well overdue. But I also know my dad wouldn’t have attended because he read too much scaremongering about over diagnosis 🙄
I’ve started watching Weapons but it’s a bit slow. Assume it picks up? I don’t have the attention span for slow burners.
November 23, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I’ve started watching Weapons but it’s a bit slow. Assume it picks up? I don’t have the attention span for slow burners.
MOTHER OF GOD I’ve found a way to turn off AI search on Google on iPhone and iPad (also works for Macs!)
blog.zgp.org/remove-ai-fr...
blog.zgp.org/remove-ai-fr...
remove AI from Google Search on Safari
blog.zgp.org
November 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
MOTHER OF GOD I’ve found a way to turn off AI search on Google on iPhone and iPad (also works for Macs!)
blog.zgp.org/remove-ai-fr...
blog.zgp.org/remove-ai-fr...
Finally got round to going to The Woodman last night by Millennium Point/Curzon Street. It is a STUNNER of a pub. And you know how old it is cos the loos are still outside!
November 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Finally got round to going to The Woodman last night by Millennium Point/Curzon Street. It is a STUNNER of a pub. And you know how old it is cos the loos are still outside!
Playing freezer roulette for tea ✌🏼
November 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Playing freezer roulette for tea ✌🏼
Got my ski googles!
November 23, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Got my ski googles!
Oh wow the rail fare freeze is excellent news!
November 23, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Oh wow the rail fare freeze is excellent news!
Mom just sent me this with the caption ‘Little drowned rat’
🥹
🥹
November 22, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Mom just sent me this with the caption ‘Little drowned rat’
🥹
🥹
Reposted by Nikki Jayne
If you are arguing that what essentially makes you a woman is your reproductive capacity, then it’s real easy to slide into the “you must reproduce” logic.
November 22, 2025 at 10:45 AM
If you are arguing that what essentially makes you a woman is your reproductive capacity, then it’s real easy to slide into the “you must reproduce” logic.
Matt just me this. Dog whisperer!
November 22, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Matt just me this. Dog whisperer!
16.5 degrees in my flat this morning. That is very cold for this place!
Coffee, radio 1 dance, need to do some tidying cos Matt is staying (and he’s much tidier than me), then us, his mate, and my mom are going to a wine festival in Brum 🍷🍾
Coffee, radio 1 dance, need to do some tidying cos Matt is staying (and he’s much tidier than me), then us, his mate, and my mom are going to a wine festival in Brum 🍷🍾
November 22, 2025 at 9:10 AM
16.5 degrees in my flat this morning. That is very cold for this place!
Coffee, radio 1 dance, need to do some tidying cos Matt is staying (and he’s much tidier than me), then us, his mate, and my mom are going to a wine festival in Brum 🍷🍾
Coffee, radio 1 dance, need to do some tidying cos Matt is staying (and he’s much tidier than me), then us, his mate, and my mom are going to a wine festival in Brum 🍷🍾