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Tobias
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"ich bin lieber behindert, als not behindert!" - Money Boy ♿♿ Pronouns: he/him Socials✨ tobi-wild.com
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I think I'd rather have a social network that's all about giving crows gifts and posting pics of the gifts they bring in return
April 13, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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stocks keep going up and down bc the invisible hand of the market is making the jacking off motion
April 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Your password is not sexy enough, please try again
April 9, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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YOU ARE ALL SPECIAL AND DONT YOU LET ANYONE TELL YOU OTHERWISE
April 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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I fear that my life is just a series of take it easy low-effort sweatpants days
April 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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ME: I’d like to donate my body to science

DOCTOR: ok

ME: like right now
April 8, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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*does 5 push ups*

*cracks knuckles*

Ok I'm ready to like and repost
April 11, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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I put a little dab of ketchup on every spider I see in case that’s the one I eat in the middle of the night.
April 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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i'd 100% be a people person if it weren't for people
April 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Google maps needs a route option called "See the most cows"
April 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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If I can't wear stretchy clothes I'm probably not coming to your thing
April 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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I'm often very busy having an imaginary argument with someone I've never met about something that didn't happen
April 5, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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If you hear me telling the same story twice, mind your business.
April 3, 2025 at 12:28 PM
It's 2025, how do people still not have their passwords ready for important accounts? Come on! How are we supposed to help you if you don’t even know this?! 😡
April 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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How it started // how it's going
April 3, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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"I don't pay much attention to politics"

Bro, that's all you should be paying attention to right now
March 30, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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those penguins have ended their horrifying reign of terror of freeloading of the US!!!
April 3, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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listen up, five percent tariffs, a ten percent tariff is speaking
April 2, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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ultimately I cannot recommend my haters. they fail to provide the motivation I need to succeed
April 1, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Using my mouse cursor to pet a jpeg of a dog
April 2, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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"I'm still punk," I whisper after carefully measuring one cup of cereal and then adding another flake.
April 2, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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*AOL voice* You have enemies.
March 12, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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𝕄𝕦𝕣𝕕𝕖𝕣,She Etch-a-Sketched
April 1, 2025 at 3:11 PM