Tobias
@tobiwild.bsky.social
"ich bin lieber behindert, als not behindert!" - Money Boy ♿♿ Pronouns: he/him Socials✨ tobi-wild.com
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I think I'd rather have a social network that's all about giving crows gifts and posting pics of the gifts they bring in return
April 13, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I think I'd rather have a social network that's all about giving crows gifts and posting pics of the gifts they bring in return
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stocks keep going up and down bc the invisible hand of the market is making the jacking off motion
April 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
stocks keep going up and down bc the invisible hand of the market is making the jacking off motion
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Your password is not sexy enough, please try again
April 9, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Your password is not sexy enough, please try again
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YOU ARE ALL SPECIAL AND DONT YOU LET ANYONE TELL YOU OTHERWISE
April 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
YOU ARE ALL SPECIAL AND DONT YOU LET ANYONE TELL YOU OTHERWISE
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I fear that my life is just a series of take it easy low-effort sweatpants days
April 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I fear that my life is just a series of take it easy low-effort sweatpants days
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ME: I’d like to donate my body to science
DOCTOR: ok
ME: like right now
DOCTOR: ok
ME: like right now
April 8, 2025 at 4:17 PM
ME: I’d like to donate my body to science
DOCTOR: ok
ME: like right now
DOCTOR: ok
ME: like right now
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*does 5 push ups*
*cracks knuckles*
Ok I'm ready to like and repost
*cracks knuckles*
Ok I'm ready to like and repost
April 11, 2025 at 11:08 AM
*does 5 push ups*
*cracks knuckles*
Ok I'm ready to like and repost
*cracks knuckles*
Ok I'm ready to like and repost
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I put a little dab of ketchup on every spider I see in case that’s the one I eat in the middle of the night.
April 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I put a little dab of ketchup on every spider I see in case that’s the one I eat in the middle of the night.
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i'd 100% be a people person if it weren't for people
April 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM
i'd 100% be a people person if it weren't for people
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Google maps needs a route option called "See the most cows"
April 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Google maps needs a route option called "See the most cows"
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If I can't wear stretchy clothes I'm probably not coming to your thing
April 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
If I can't wear stretchy clothes I'm probably not coming to your thing
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I'm often very busy having an imaginary argument with someone I've never met about something that didn't happen
April 5, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I'm often very busy having an imaginary argument with someone I've never met about something that didn't happen
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If you hear me telling the same story twice, mind your business.
April 3, 2025 at 12:28 PM
If you hear me telling the same story twice, mind your business.
It's 2025, how do people still not have their passwords ready for important accounts? Come on! How are we supposed to help you if you don’t even know this?! 😡
April 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
It's 2025, how do people still not have their passwords ready for important accounts? Come on! How are we supposed to help you if you don’t even know this?! 😡
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How it started // how it's going
April 3, 2025 at 11:52 AM
How it started // how it's going
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"I don't pay much attention to politics"
Bro, that's all you should be paying attention to right now
Bro, that's all you should be paying attention to right now
March 30, 2025 at 4:27 PM
"I don't pay much attention to politics"
Bro, that's all you should be paying attention to right now
Bro, that's all you should be paying attention to right now
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those penguins have ended their horrifying reign of terror of freeloading of the US!!!
April 3, 2025 at 11:33 AM
those penguins have ended their horrifying reign of terror of freeloading of the US!!!
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listen up, five percent tariffs, a ten percent tariff is speaking
April 2, 2025 at 10:34 PM
listen up, five percent tariffs, a ten percent tariff is speaking
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ultimately I cannot recommend my haters. they fail to provide the motivation I need to succeed
April 1, 2025 at 9:45 PM
ultimately I cannot recommend my haters. they fail to provide the motivation I need to succeed
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Using my mouse cursor to pet a jpeg of a dog
April 2, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Using my mouse cursor to pet a jpeg of a dog
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"I'm still punk," I whisper after carefully measuring one cup of cereal and then adding another flake.
April 2, 2025 at 11:00 AM
"I'm still punk," I whisper after carefully measuring one cup of cereal and then adding another flake.
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*AOL voice* You have enemies.
March 12, 2025 at 12:11 PM
*AOL voice* You have enemies.
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𝕄𝕦𝕣𝕕𝕖𝕣,She Etch-a-Sketched
April 1, 2025 at 3:11 PM
𝕄𝕦𝕣𝕕𝕖𝕣,She Etch-a-Sketched