Tim Haines
timhaines.bsky.social
Tim Haines
@timhaines.bsky.social
Hacking with rails. Living in Wanaka. Prev founded Percy, Favstar, and Respondly. Missing good icecream.
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New: Google has chosen a side in Trump's mass deportation campaign. Google is hosting a CBP facial recognition app to hunt immigrants; no indication Google will remove. At same time Google takes down apps for reporting ICE sightings

“Big tech has made their choice”

www.404media.co/google-has-c...
Google Has Chosen a Side in Trump's Mass Deportation Effort
Google is hosting a CBP app that uses facial recognition to identify immigrants, while simultaneously removing apps that report the location of ICE officials because Google sees ICE as a vulnerable gr...
www.404media.co
November 13, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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I have decided to start posting on here more often as Twitter just does my head in. Who should I follow, do starter packs still exist, do people like sport and video games?
November 8, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Congrats New York, and thank you for restoring a little faith in humanity.
November 5, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Regional governments in New Zealand should consider this, seeing as the national government has screwed it up.
November 5, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Has anyone been doing a significant amount of business banking through Wise? Had a good/bad experience with them?
November 4, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Voting for tax cuts is voting for broken hospitals and broken firetrucks, road potholes, a population with no access to mental health services, a generation under educated, broken/missing ferries between our islands, rampant inflation and high costs to do everyday things.
November 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I am looking forward to House of Dynamite 2.
October 27, 2025 at 11:17 AM
I guess Coinbase has backed out of it's whole political schtick. www.coinbase.com/blog/coinbas...
October 24, 2025 at 8:00 AM
All shelters should start intentionally releasing a moth or two daily.
A moth got into the shelter tonight and it was the event of the season.
October 24, 2025 at 7:42 AM
There's about 9,000 likes flowing through bluesky per minute right now. I wonder how that varies over 24 hours.
October 24, 2025 at 7:17 AM
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ME: hello John Wick how was your day
JOHN WICK: not good roomie, I could sure use a refreshing gogurt *opens refrigerator* who ate the last gogurt
ME: *starts sweating*
January 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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EVERY SCIENTIST IN THE WORLD: vaccines are the safest and best way to prevent disease
RFK JR: I recommend rubbing dog poop in your eyes while doing the Macarena
March 29, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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I still think this is a strong contender for the funniest video ever uploaded. Absolutely unbeatable comedic rhythm
June 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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thought I was all good when my doctor said i was healthy as a horse; turns out he was referring to one specific horse, 'Sick Matthew'
May 25, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
September 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Feels like we're gonna need laws about not making ads with nonconsensual AI video of your opponent, like yesterday.

I know Cuomo doesn't understand consent, but like--anyone making an AI video of another person does not understand consent.

And given how many people are doing this, that's grim.
October 23, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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You're absolutely right — starting a land war in Asia wasn't just a bad call, it's 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗰 𝗯𝗹𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀. Thank you for calling me out on that — really. I'll be extra-strategic from now on.

Would you like me to get cracking on those 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗻 𝗠𝗼𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿?
dawg we are gonna lose a war because ChatGPT has this guy mobilizing divisions that don't exist and tasking real troops with holding mountain passes and ports an LLM hallucinated
October 17, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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The president of the United States posted a video of him defecating on the American people. Many in my profession normalized it. This is a big reason why we are where we are.
October 20, 2025 at 12:08 PM
No surprise Israel has abandoned the ceasefire.
On this timeline, it feels inevitable that Israel re-invades Gaza as soon as the hostage hand-over is done. With a pat on the back from Trump.
October 20, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Compacting conversation…
October 18, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Some good news!

Better way of detecting 50 types of cancer early via blood test.

www.bbc.com/news/article...
Galleri test: Exciting results from blood test for 50 cancers
The Galleri test looks for fragments of DNA that have broken off a tumour and are circulating in the blood.
www.bbc.com
October 18, 2025 at 5:17 AM
@eregon.bsky.social hi Benoit. Re Ruby-builder, would you happen to
Know why Ruby 3.4.7 hasn’t made it into the toolcache yet?
October 18, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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causing a ruckus at the school board meeting because I heard in the patriot’s facebook group they’re teaching our kids arabic numbers
March 23, 2024 at 5:24 PM
I wonder how Chris Wanstrath is feeling about Lasybird browser these days.
October 13, 2025 at 10:12 AM
On this timeline, it feels inevitable that Israel re-invades Gaza as soon as the hostage hand-over is done. With a pat on the back from Trump.
October 13, 2025 at 4:59 AM