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Marjorie Taylor Greene is a “get” in the eyes of Dems because it legitimizes their absurd notion that they can pull from the right, which is all Democrats have been concerned with since they decided that Labor was no longer worth pursuing
November 17, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene is a “get” in the eyes of Dems because it legitimizes their absurd notion that they can pull from the right, which is all Democrats have been concerned with since they decided that Labor was no longer worth pursuing
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Something the US needs to accept too is that without a large-scale correction imposing consequences on a large number of people, the crisis of governance here will continue indefinitely
November 12, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Something the US needs to accept too is that without a large-scale correction imposing consequences on a large number of people, the crisis of governance here will continue indefinitely
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It's Ace Week! Are there any other asexual meetup groups out there on BlueSky? I'm still trying to collect enough for a starter pack, so if you're out there, make some noise!
October 23, 2025 at 2:52 PM
It's Ace Week! Are there any other asexual meetup groups out there on BlueSky? I'm still trying to collect enough for a starter pack, so if you're out there, make some noise!
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I don't want to exaggerate or be controversial but it kind of seems like AI is a huge steaming shit taken on everything by techbrahs who are not fully normal or human
I don’t know if there’s a more perfect illustration of the utter fucking nonsense that creative pollution by AI will produce than this choice to illustrate the power of Paramount’s new “localization” and “customization” technology by face-swapping Brad Pitt into the lead role of GET OUT
October 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I don't want to exaggerate or be controversial but it kind of seems like AI is a huge steaming shit taken on everything by techbrahs who are not fully normal or human
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Babylon Bee believes satire is to comfort the powerful and to question questioning assumptions.
October 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Babylon Bee believes satire is to comfort the powerful and to question questioning assumptions.
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pretty worrying how predictive Peacemaker turned out to be.
October 21, 2025 at 2:48 PM
pretty worrying how predictive Peacemaker turned out to be.
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Ah, yes, for all you young people: there was a relentless effort to manufacture a consensus that Columbine was caused by Goth culture, industrial music, and videogames.
The neo-Nazism was buried, and anyone who pointed to easy access to guns was denounced as a liberty-hating tyrant.
The neo-Nazism was buried, and anyone who pointed to easy access to guns was denounced as a liberty-hating tyrant.
I remember when the Columbine massacre happened and very serious media and political figures deliberately hid the fact that the shooters were neo-Nazis and claimed that they did it because they were bullied (they weren’t) and that they wore black clothes.
Just thought I’d mention that
Just thought I’d mention that
August 28, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Ah, yes, for all you young people: there was a relentless effort to manufacture a consensus that Columbine was caused by Goth culture, industrial music, and videogames.
The neo-Nazism was buried, and anyone who pointed to easy access to guns was denounced as a liberty-hating tyrant.
The neo-Nazism was buried, and anyone who pointed to easy access to guns was denounced as a liberty-hating tyrant.
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Affluent White Man Enjoys, Causes The Blues https://theonion.com/affluent-white-man-enjoys-causes-the-blues-1819565488/
August 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Affluent White Man Enjoys, Causes The Blues https://theonion.com/affluent-white-man-enjoys-causes-the-blues-1819565488/
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you’re telling me republicans are now going to call democrats communists since zohran won? they’ve never done that before it might be over
June 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
you’re telling me republicans are now going to call democrats communists since zohran won? they’ve never done that before it might be over
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he's right and he's right to say it
June 25, 2025 at 1:14 PM
he's right and he's right to say it
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The problems you suffer from are too big for you to solve.
The steps you can take to push back against these problems are too small and ineffective to actually solve them. You’ll suffer terribly even for trying to push back.
Do it anyway.
queersatanic.com/do-it-anyway/
The steps you can take to push back against these problems are too small and ineffective to actually solve them. You’ll suffer terribly even for trying to push back.
Do it anyway.
queersatanic.com/do-it-anyway/
Do it anyway
The problems you suffer from are too big for you to solve. Do it anyway. It's coming regardless. You don't have to die on every hill, but we do all die. So choose your hill.
queersatanic.com
April 30, 2025 at 10:43 PM
The problems you suffer from are too big for you to solve.
The steps you can take to push back against these problems are too small and ineffective to actually solve them. You’ll suffer terribly even for trying to push back.
Do it anyway.
queersatanic.com/do-it-anyway/
The steps you can take to push back against these problems are too small and ineffective to actually solve them. You’ll suffer terribly even for trying to push back.
Do it anyway.
queersatanic.com/do-it-anyway/
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Everyone wants there to be a grand scheme behind all of this but the terrible truth is that extremely stupid people are in charge and they have a fanatical devotion to wrong, childlike concepts of society and economics cooked up by right wing radio hosts in order to sell tainted dietary supplements
April 3, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Everyone wants there to be a grand scheme behind all of this but the terrible truth is that extremely stupid people are in charge and they have a fanatical devotion to wrong, childlike concepts of society and economics cooked up by right wing radio hosts in order to sell tainted dietary supplements
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When ICE asks you something, you shut the fuck up. Doesn't matter what ICE is asking you.
ICE asks your name? Your name is shut the fuck up.
ICE asks where the bathroom is? Shut the fuck up and let them piss themselves.
ICE asks you a good spot to eat? Shut the fuck up and let them eat shit.
ICE asks your name? Your name is shut the fuck up.
ICE asks where the bathroom is? Shut the fuck up and let them piss themselves.
ICE asks you a good spot to eat? Shut the fuck up and let them eat shit.
January 23, 2025 at 1:43 AM
When ICE asks you something, you shut the fuck up. Doesn't matter what ICE is asking you.
ICE asks your name? Your name is shut the fuck up.
ICE asks where the bathroom is? Shut the fuck up and let them piss themselves.
ICE asks you a good spot to eat? Shut the fuck up and let them eat shit.
ICE asks your name? Your name is shut the fuck up.
ICE asks where the bathroom is? Shut the fuck up and let them piss themselves.
ICE asks you a good spot to eat? Shut the fuck up and let them eat shit.
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The first known rap performance was held in NY in 1848 by a group called The Fox Sisters.
March 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
The first known rap performance was held in NY in 1848 by a group called The Fox Sisters.
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Taking a big sip of my second coffee from my “CHUCK SCHUMER IS NOT UNBELIEVABLY ILL-SUITED TO LEAD IN THIS MOMENT” mug and checking the timeline
March 16, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Taking a big sip of my second coffee from my “CHUCK SCHUMER IS NOT UNBELIEVABLY ILL-SUITED TO LEAD IN THIS MOMENT” mug and checking the timeline
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Just reminded myself how hard the ending of Coffin Text Spell 714 goes
March 7, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Just reminded myself how hard the ending of Coffin Text Spell 714 goes
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in my opinion this is a good episode. i kind of maybe went insane on mic when a guy in this one strapped a donkey to a little aeroplane. but it's a good one.
Join us for a particularly blasphemous episode, just in time for lent! Mayor November takes us on a historical tour of the little fascist statelet that wasn't, R̶i̶j̶e̶k̶a̶ Fiume C̶r̶o̶a̶t̶i̶a̶ Italy and its very normal guy leader, Gabriele D'Annunzio. Wherever you listen! nogodsnomayors.com
March 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM
in my opinion this is a good episode. i kind of maybe went insane on mic when a guy in this one strapped a donkey to a little aeroplane. but it's a good one.
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wild to arrest someone for delivering Teslas to a Tesla dealership tbqh
February 27, 2025 at 11:53 PM
wild to arrest someone for delivering Teslas to a Tesla dealership tbqh
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The ol “how to stop a vampire” trick still slaps
Stop mass deportations with this one simple trick: wapo.st/41apYFB (gift link)
February 22, 2025 at 2:50 AM
The ol “how to stop a vampire” trick still slaps
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Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"
February 16, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"
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Embarrassing for modern classical composers that none of them are considered as good as a guy who died in the 1700s. Like being an automotive engineer and getting smoked by the designer of Fred Flintstone’s car
February 16, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Embarrassing for modern classical composers that none of them are considered as good as a guy who died in the 1700s. Like being an automotive engineer and getting smoked by the designer of Fred Flintstone’s car
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roses are red,
violets are great;
around the survivors
a perimeter create
violets are great;
around the survivors
a perimeter create
February 15, 2025 at 2:47 AM
roses are red,
violets are great;
around the survivors
a perimeter create
violets are great;
around the survivors
a perimeter create