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Ben Wheeler
@bentwhee.bsky.social
Let’s go Niners!!
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Alt: a close up of the san francisco 49ers logo on a yellow background!
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January 11, 2026 at 9:33 PM
@hipcrimevocab.net

Have they let you go home, yet?
January 7, 2026 at 6:18 PM
In other news…
January 5, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Post a famous bathroom scene.

youtu.be/YeJyNTRuWIM?...
January 5, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Christmas decorations are down and my wife is bringing out the regular year-round nutcrackers.
January 3, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Okay, folks! You’ve done a lot to help Lane survive this pneumonia financially. However, not only is this treatment expensive, but we have crossed into a new year. That means insurance resets and he will probably be on the hook for 2 out of pocket maxes. Let’s make sure he can cover that + bills.
January 1, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Aebleskiver is cooking!

Happy New Year!
January 1, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Lane, one of our earliest threadnought attorneys, needs our assistance! Help as you can.
December 31, 2025 at 2:37 PM
@gregdoucette.bsky.social Have you seen this? Judge Pregerson notes that counsel for appellants is a super lawyer shortly after minute 32, but you really have to listen from the beginning to get the full effect.

bsky.app/profile/geof...
December 27, 2025 at 1:51 PM
@rahaeli.bsky.social do you know anyone in Baltimore who loves cats?
Looking for a Christmas miracle for a kitty (aging parent situation) for Baltimore pals: (1/2)

""My mom can no longer keep Angelo (alas!!!) and we are looking to rehome him. Angelo is a total sweetheart. He is 6 years old, gentle, playful, friendly, and a lovebug."
December 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Getting ready to smoke a ribeye roast!
December 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Got this great collapsible tub with built in cutting board and drain plug for Christmas!!

Got a ribeye roast in it that is about to go on the smoker!
December 25, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Merry Christmas to all who celebrate (and happy holidays to everyone else)!!
December 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
December 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Rack of pork is dry rubbed. Should be ready for the smoker this afternoon!
December 20, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I picked this bad boy up from the Mansfield H-E-B. Looking forward to smoking this on XMAS Day!
December 20, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Work Holiday Party!!
December 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
They filed it with the DC Circuit Court, but filed a courtesy copy with the District Court as well.
Did the government file their petition for a writ of mandamus in the district court rather than the circuit court? It seems to be ECF 206 in the district court. Or is it usual practice to file a petition like this with both courts?
December 12, 2025 at 8:55 PM
You will be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I’m not Helen of Troy!
December 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild:

Piranha
Anaconda
Brazilian Wandering Spider
Capybara
Andean Condor
Humpback whale
Black bear
Cougar
Lemon shark
Osprey
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild:

alligator
tarantula
black bear
cougar
humpback whale
November 29, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Time to smoke this bad boy!
November 28, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Judges do not usually attend depositions.
I'm surprised the judge didn't intercede here. This squabble is not very dignified.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Rhubarb Crisp is in the oven!
November 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Yo @hipcrimevocab.net I see one TANNER CHRISTOPHER THOMAS is in desperate need of legal counsel! Here’s your golden opportunity to represent a stellar young man who fell in with the wrong crowd. I bet he will be a model client who follows attorney instructions to the letter!
I grabbed the indictment and...good lord...
www.courtlistener.com/docket/71940...
November 21, 2025 at 2:29 PM