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Ben Wheeler
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Here’s a 2 bed 2 bath 713 sq ft home in LA for $680,000. Will that work for you? The mortgage is $4,200/month by itself and insurance is going t be pricey.

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November 16, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Didn’t the Duke of Normandy claim England for France in 1066?
November 16, 2025 at 1:10 AM
The only pain I felt was waking up after surgery.

See, I have a very good brain.
November 16, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I most look forward to rhubarb pie/cobbler/crisp.

I’m thinking of using this recipe this year.

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Classic Rhubarb Crisp - Life at Cloverhill
Nothing beats a good old-fashioned dessert and this Classic Rhubarb Crisp is just the kind of thing your grandmother would make. With its crunchy golden topping and tart rhubarb filling, it’s the perf...
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November 16, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I have rule that I don’t talk about that.

I can say that I stepped on this log and it rolled.
November 16, 2025 at 12:47 AM
He just needs people to say…
a man in a black tank top says i think you 've got a fine brain jack
Alt: I think you've got a fine brain jack!
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November 16, 2025 at 12:41 AM
My wife kept telling me…
a man in a black tank top says i think you 've got a fine brain jack
Alt: I think you've got a fine brain jack!
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Shortly afterwards this happened.
November 16, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I had an MRI once. The results were the best. The doctors were really impressed. The images showed absolutely nothing wrong with my brain.
November 16, 2025 at 12:22 AM
But if after so assigned they can’t immediately resign, are they really in DOJ?
November 15, 2025 at 5:17 PM
If they can truly be ordered transferred from the military to DOJ, can’t they resign the DOJ position with no consequences?
November 15, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Will the 5th circuit say as much?
November 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
He’ll of a motor on that boat!
November 14, 2025 at 8:08 PM
It’s worse than Martha’s Vineyard.
November 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I don’t think they allow visits to the Shawnee National Forest from here.

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FCI Marion
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November 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Nope. Some of my hairs just started turning grey when I was 25ish. Now my hair is totally silver.
November 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Also, no true Scotsman ever reads an ad. That’s why you can’t find it in any ad.
November 14, 2025 at 5:47 AM
He existed only in the exonerative tense.
November 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Adverse inference?
November 13, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Is that a light dusting of snow on the ground?
November 13, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Just a rub and tug.
November 12, 2025 at 11:40 PM
In undergrad I decided I could listen to the lecture OR take notes. I chose to do the former. I took no college notes.
November 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM