Thomas Ware
@tigbizzle.bsky.social
History-lover, wanna-be-humorist, humanist, helper (so many Hs)
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Good name alert
September 23, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Good name alert
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[drunk superman passes out at at party]
Frat guy: lmao look dudes, I'm drawing glasses on superma- whoever the hell this guy is
Frat guy: lmao look dudes, I'm drawing glasses on superma- whoever the hell this guy is
May 28, 2025 at 6:55 PM
[drunk superman passes out at at party]
Frat guy: lmao look dudes, I'm drawing glasses on superma- whoever the hell this guy is
Frat guy: lmao look dudes, I'm drawing glasses on superma- whoever the hell this guy is
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JIMMY: hey check it out *cracks corn*
ME: whatever dude
ME: whatever dude
July 13, 2023 at 2:42 AM
JIMMY: hey check it out *cracks corn*
ME: whatever dude
ME: whatever dude
@kentremendous.bsky.social @joeposnanski.bsky.social
My favorite part of the latest poscast was when you brought up the 25yo retro Oscars and then promptly looked up the 1990 Oscars, which was… 35 years ago. It blows my mind too.
My favorite part of the latest poscast was when you brought up the 25yo retro Oscars and then promptly looked up the 1990 Oscars, which was… 35 years ago. It blows my mind too.
March 4, 2025 at 2:53 AM
@kentremendous.bsky.social @joeposnanski.bsky.social
My favorite part of the latest poscast was when you brought up the 25yo retro Oscars and then promptly looked up the 1990 Oscars, which was… 35 years ago. It blows my mind too.
My favorite part of the latest poscast was when you brought up the 25yo retro Oscars and then promptly looked up the 1990 Oscars, which was… 35 years ago. It blows my mind too.
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me: [beastie boys voice] ahh can't stand it. i wanna sandwich, phily cheesesteak is what I'll take
subway employee: sir, please stop yelling
subway employee: sir, please stop yelling
February 3, 2025 at 6:53 PM
me: [beastie boys voice] ahh can't stand it. i wanna sandwich, phily cheesesteak is what I'll take
subway employee: sir, please stop yelling
subway employee: sir, please stop yelling
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[bruce wayne speeding around in the batmobile] (roxanne voice) baaaatman, you don't have to stop at the red lights
January 3, 2025 at 2:17 AM
[bruce wayne speeding around in the batmobile] (roxanne voice) baaaatman, you don't have to stop at the red lights
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The cats graciously put on a magic show for us last night. I figured out how they did most of the tricks, but I didn’t say anything, because that would have been rude.
January 29, 2025 at 1:30 PM
The cats graciously put on a magic show for us last night. I figured out how they did most of the tricks, but I didn’t say anything, because that would have been rude.
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"HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT." - cats
August 22, 2023 at 7:06 AM
"HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT." - cats
Not this performance but the first time I heard MMJ was on a late night show (either Conan or Letterman), and it blew my face off.
My Morning Jacket perform "One Big Holiday" on Conan (2003)
January 25, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Not this performance but the first time I heard MMJ was on a late night show (either Conan or Letterman), and it blew my face off.
Newmarket boys and girls basketball swept Franklin.
On Tuesday, Newmarket boys and girls basketball swept Franklin.
Newmarket boys and girls basketball sweep Franklin
On Tuesday, Newmarket boys and girls basketball swept Franklin.
www.wmur.com
January 9, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Newmarket boys and girls basketball swept Franklin.
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Flight Attendant: Is there a doctor on board?
Man: I’m a veterinarian. Can I help?
Flight Attendant: Yes! This child broke her leg
Man: Damn, my rifle’s in my checked bag
Man: I’m a veterinarian. Can I help?
Flight Attendant: Yes! This child broke her leg
Man: Damn, my rifle’s in my checked bag
December 18, 2024 at 7:34 PM
Flight Attendant: Is there a doctor on board?
Man: I’m a veterinarian. Can I help?
Flight Attendant: Yes! This child broke her leg
Man: Damn, my rifle’s in my checked bag
Man: I’m a veterinarian. Can I help?
Flight Attendant: Yes! This child broke her leg
Man: Damn, my rifle’s in my checked bag
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[before surgery]
ME: if i don’t make it tell the kids i love them
WIFE: don’t say that!
ME: ok then tell them i said fuck them
ME: if i don’t make it tell the kids i love them
WIFE: don’t say that!
ME: ok then tell them i said fuck them
December 8, 2024 at 5:47 AM
[before surgery]
ME: if i don’t make it tell the kids i love them
WIFE: don’t say that!
ME: ok then tell them i said fuck them
ME: if i don’t make it tell the kids i love them
WIFE: don’t say that!
ME: ok then tell them i said fuck them
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BREAKING: NYPD has located the tunnel the assassin used to escape the city but found it to be merely a painting on a brick wall and smashed up several squad cars upon trying to enter it
December 9, 2024 at 1:09 AM
BREAKING: NYPD has located the tunnel the assassin used to escape the city but found it to be merely a painting on a brick wall and smashed up several squad cars upon trying to enter it
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Porting the classics over here
I thought I wouldn’t laugh at this on the 4058th listen
But damn if I did
I thought I wouldn’t laugh at this on the 4058th listen
But damn if I did
December 4, 2024 at 10:41 PM
Porting the classics over here
I thought I wouldn’t laugh at this on the 4058th listen
But damn if I did
I thought I wouldn’t laugh at this on the 4058th listen
But damn if I did
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pouring the blue gatorade in the toilet bowl so my guests know I cleaned
November 28, 2024 at 1:37 AM
pouring the blue gatorade in the toilet bowl so my guests know I cleaned
Same. It’s important to have traditions.
My kid says "yoink" whenever she grabs something and I realize I do it because of the Simpsons and I guess I passed that down
November 28, 2024 at 2:28 PM
Same. It’s important to have traditions.
Hey Shutterfly, threatening to make it slightly more difficult to look at my old pictures doesn’t make me want to use your service. Stop sending those emails.
November 20, 2024 at 1:51 PM
Hey Shutterfly, threatening to make it slightly more difficult to look at my old pictures doesn’t make me want to use your service. Stop sending those emails.
Bob Costas voice:
Well, it’s just like 1926 again folks. Yankees vs Dodgers. That classic October matchup that we all remember so well from 1928 through 1937, 1943 to 1947, 1951 to 1964, 1967-1971, 1977 and 78, and again in 1981 for some reason. And probably some other years.
Well, it’s just like 1926 again folks. Yankees vs Dodgers. That classic October matchup that we all remember so well from 1928 through 1937, 1943 to 1947, 1951 to 1964, 1967-1971, 1977 and 78, and again in 1981 for some reason. And probably some other years.
November 14, 2024 at 1:37 PM
Bob Costas voice:
Well, it’s just like 1926 again folks. Yankees vs Dodgers. That classic October matchup that we all remember so well from 1928 through 1937, 1943 to 1947, 1951 to 1964, 1967-1971, 1977 and 78, and again in 1981 for some reason. And probably some other years.
Well, it’s just like 1926 again folks. Yankees vs Dodgers. That classic October matchup that we all remember so well from 1928 through 1937, 1943 to 1947, 1951 to 1964, 1967-1971, 1977 and 78, and again in 1981 for some reason. And probably some other years.
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(La's voice) 🎶 thar she blows 🎶
August 15, 2024 at 6:22 PM
(La's voice) 🎶 thar she blows 🎶