Rev. Dr. Thurl H. "Skeet" Ravenscrof
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I will set a Vega on fire for a 🇷🇮🇳🇬 🇵🇴🇵. 🏳️⚧️
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The Menaces are talking about hosting weekly exorcisms and stonings. I'm not sure if Naked Twister and Drunk Book Club can compete with that.
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Man Spread™. It's made of man but nice on toast.
September 9, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Man Spread™. It's made of man but nice on toast.
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Draw a line in the sand. Draw another one. And another one. Okay one more. Now I you've got tic tac toe and oh my god the lines are filled with blood. I don't understand why you are so mad at this beach.
September 11, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Draw a line in the sand. Draw another one. And another one. Okay one more. Now I you've got tic tac toe and oh my god the lines are filled with blood. I don't understand why you are so mad at this beach.
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Didn't think so many people would be dying on the posthumous defending of fascists, transphobes and misogynists hill that even my 91 year old grandmother with emphysema could get over.
September 11, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Didn't think so many people would be dying on the posthumous defending of fascists, transphobes and misogynists hill that even my 91 year old grandmother with emphysema could get over.
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I’m forgetting what you did last summer ooh hang on don’t tell me
September 9, 2025 at 9:47 AM
I’m forgetting what you did last summer ooh hang on don’t tell me
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Pro tip: when making a beanbag chair, the choice of beans is crucial. Do not use green beans.
August 31, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Pro tip: when making a beanbag chair, the choice of beans is crucial. Do not use green beans.
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Every Labour Day the neighbourhood sparrows take a bath…
September 1, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Every Labour Day the neighbourhood sparrows take a bath…
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We don’t sell hot dogs. We only rent them.
September 4, 2025 at 12:36 PM
We don’t sell hot dogs. We only rent them.
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Nurse: What about your depression?
Me: Jiffy Lube said I could still drive on it
Me: Jiffy Lube said I could still drive on it
September 4, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Nurse: What about your depression?
Me: Jiffy Lube said I could still drive on it
Me: Jiffy Lube said I could still drive on it
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Every day I wake up with my boobs naturally sitting higher than my elbow is a win.
January 27, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Every day I wake up with my boobs naturally sitting higher than my elbow is a win.
More like...like ewww.
Now, a message from Julie Lavender Menace:
Instead of running back to his beloved church, Rev. Dr. Ravenscrof is vacationing in Hawaii. Don't fret, my pets. The Menaces are here for you. We'll have s'mores and two hours of rigorous Bible study. God bless.
Instead of running back to his beloved church, Rev. Dr. Ravenscrof is vacationing in Hawaii. Don't fret, my pets. The Menaces are here for you. We'll have s'mores and two hours of rigorous Bible study. God bless.
September 4, 2025 at 12:35 PM
More like...like ewww.
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The exit is your fixation
August 29, 2025 at 1:44 PM
The exit is your fixation
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Does anyone want a cursed amulet? I stole four.
August 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Does anyone want a cursed amulet? I stole four.
As a Bluesky ambassador, I decided to swing through Hawaii on my way back east from Omaha.
September 3, 2025 at 1:23 PM
As a Bluesky ambassador, I decided to swing through Hawaii on my way back east from Omaha.
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[crime scene]
Detective: Not only has the victim been decapitated the head is nowhere to be found.
Praying Mantis: *burps*
I found him like that. I swear.
Detective *narrows eyes suspiciously * Put this down as a possible sex crime.
Detective: Not only has the victim been decapitated the head is nowhere to be found.
Praying Mantis: *burps*
I found him like that. I swear.
Detective *narrows eyes suspiciously * Put this down as a possible sex crime.
August 29, 2025 at 6:49 PM
[crime scene]
Detective: Not only has the victim been decapitated the head is nowhere to be found.
Praying Mantis: *burps*
I found him like that. I swear.
Detective *narrows eyes suspiciously * Put this down as a possible sex crime.
Detective: Not only has the victim been decapitated the head is nowhere to be found.
Praying Mantis: *burps*
I found him like that. I swear.
Detective *narrows eyes suspiciously * Put this down as a possible sex crime.
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Elon Musk has his engineers build an exoskeleton for a frail Trump so he won't be seen using a wheelchair.
The hydraulics are 10x more powerful than they need to be and Musk does the coding himself to ensure it's perfect.
It crushes Trump into a meat & bone pretzel 10 seconds after he's strapped in.
The hydraulics are 10x more powerful than they need to be and Musk does the coding himself to ensure it's perfect.
It crushes Trump into a meat & bone pretzel 10 seconds after he's strapped in.
August 30, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Elon Musk has his engineers build an exoskeleton for a frail Trump so he won't be seen using a wheelchair.
The hydraulics are 10x more powerful than they need to be and Musk does the coding himself to ensure it's perfect.
It crushes Trump into a meat & bone pretzel 10 seconds after he's strapped in.
The hydraulics are 10x more powerful than they need to be and Musk does the coding himself to ensure it's perfect.
It crushes Trump into a meat & bone pretzel 10 seconds after he's strapped in.
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The pain of high fashion
August 30, 2025 at 6:31 AM
The pain of high fashion
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You just know he still cheats when playing golf with his grandchildren.
August 30, 2025 at 4:37 PM
You just know he still cheats when playing golf with his grandchildren.
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In our arrogance at having overcome the odds, like Tantalus we fed our children to the gods.
August 5, 2023 at 1:11 PM
In our arrogance at having overcome the odds, like Tantalus we fed our children to the gods.
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★★★★☆
Excellent customer service.
Excellent customer service.
August 18, 2025 at 5:32 PM
★★★★☆
Excellent customer service.
Excellent customer service.
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Drunk Book Club you say?
August 30, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Drunk Book Club you say?
I think she's right. My kind of reverending is obsolete.
You can't compete with a religious conservative uprising.
The Menaces are talking about hosting weekly exorcisms and stonings. I'm not sure if Naked Twister and Drunk Book Club can compete with that.
August 30, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I think she's right. My kind of reverending is obsolete.