Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift
@sgtopie.bsky.social
Midnight patrol supervisor in a small town. USAF vet. Former K9 handler. Shelter dog adopter. Craft beer nerd. Orioles and Ravens fan. Everton fan. Gen X music (79-89) is undefeated. Painter of miniature plastic doodads.
Pinned
Doing some miniature painting therapy on my day off. #Zombicide #TheArmyPainter
Late-night Zombicide with my favorite son. A WIN!
November 16, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Late-night Zombicide with my favorite son. A WIN!
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I got an actual "Your silence on this subject is deafening" message this AM, so, super-quick: Nobody here owes anyone commentary about anything. This is a public park. It's full of interesting people. We hang out here, make friends, and chat, and then we leave to do whatever it is we do. That's it!
November 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I got an actual "Your silence on this subject is deafening" message this AM, so, super-quick: Nobody here owes anyone commentary about anything. This is a public park. It's full of interesting people. We hang out here, make friends, and chat, and then we leave to do whatever it is we do. That's it!
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Sade releases her “Promise” LP 40 years ago today.
Of “Sweetest Taboo,” she said:
“.. It’s about a love that feels almost TOO good, the sort of feeling you don’t talk about because it makes you vulnerable. I like writing about that kind of emotion — the danger .. of loving someone that deeply.”
Of “Sweetest Taboo,” she said:
“.. It’s about a love that feels almost TOO good, the sort of feeling you don’t talk about because it makes you vulnerable. I like writing about that kind of emotion — the danger .. of loving someone that deeply.”
November 15, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Sade releases her “Promise” LP 40 years ago today.
Of “Sweetest Taboo,” she said:
“.. It’s about a love that feels almost TOO good, the sort of feeling you don’t talk about because it makes you vulnerable. I like writing about that kind of emotion — the danger .. of loving someone that deeply.”
Of “Sweetest Taboo,” she said:
“.. It’s about a love that feels almost TOO good, the sort of feeling you don’t talk about because it makes you vulnerable. I like writing about that kind of emotion — the danger .. of loving someone that deeply.”
Not even an Onion article. 👴🏼
Dad Reaches Age Where It's No Longer Enjoyable To Make Fun Of How Old He Is https://theonion.com/dad-reaches-age-where-its-no-longer-enjoyable-to-make-f-1819571904/
November 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Not even an Onion article. 👴🏼
This is how you know you’re truly in East Bumfuck when you stop for gas on your road trip.
November 12, 2025 at 9:57 AM
This is how you know you’re truly in East Bumfuck when you stop for gas on your road trip.
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First of all new faction! Marsh undead. This one’s rotty and rusty. I want to blur the boundary between mini and base. Arty! Plans for rot, boney and ghost types so lots to keep me busy. First non Rubble bases I’ve used in almost 2 years! He’s from @fenrisgames.com sculpt by @mad-elf.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 9:29 AM
First of all new faction! Marsh undead. This one’s rotty and rusty. I want to blur the boundary between mini and base. Arty! Plans for rot, boney and ghost types so lots to keep me busy. First non Rubble bases I’ve used in almost 2 years! He’s from @fenrisgames.com sculpt by @mad-elf.bsky.social
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Chaka Khan's "I Feel For You" from her album of the same name hit #1 on the UK singles chart 41 years ago on November 10, 1984
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Rediscover Chaka Khan’s ‘I Feel For You’ (1984) | Tribute
Khan’s fifth solo studio affair was the product of a state American culture was in at the time, commercially super-charged, devastatingly of-the-moment.
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November 11, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Chaka Khan's "I Feel For You" from her album of the same name hit #1 on the UK singles chart 41 years ago on November 10, 1984
album.ink/ChakaKhanFeel
album.ink/ChakaKhanFeel
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This is the kind of guy you see in an auto parts store drinking a soda even though the place doesn’t have a soda machine and then he calls his kid a shithead in front of everybody
November 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM
This is the kind of guy you see in an auto parts store drinking a soda even though the place doesn’t have a soda machine and then he calls his kid a shithead in front of everybody
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“Wow, I can negotiate my own health insurance?! I have always wanted that! Thank you, sir!” said nobody.
Trump: "I want the money to go into an account for people where they buy their own health insurance. It's so good. The insurance will be better. It'll cost less. Everybody is gonna be happy. They're gonna feel like entrepreneurs. They're actually able to go out & negotiate their own insurance"
November 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
“Wow, I can negotiate my own health insurance?! I have always wanted that! Thank you, sir!” said nobody.
Her idea of a traditional marriage is between a woman and a man.
Then another man.
Then the first man again.
Then another man.
Then another man.
Then the first man again.
Then another man.
Kim Davis has been divorced three times, having been married four times to three different men. So much for the sanctity of marriage.
Yes, her case was about same-sex marriage, but she's hardly an expert when it comes to lasting relationships.
Yes, her case was about same-sex marriage, but she's hardly an expert when it comes to lasting relationships.
November 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Her idea of a traditional marriage is between a woman and a man.
Then another man.
Then the first man again.
Then another man.
Then another man.
Then the first man again.
Then another man.
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between this lady and the Chiefs fan who was unfairly arrested just for robbing banks to fund tickets to games, it's like they hate Americans enjoying themselves
Ellicott City woman gets 5 years for embezzling $1.2 million for Taylor Swift tickets, luxury items
Ellicott City woman gets 5 years for embezzling $1.2 million for Taylor Swift tickets, luxury items
Jennifer Tinker of Ellicott City was sentenced in federal court Monday for embezzling $1.2 million, which she spent on Taylor Swift tickets and other luxury items.
buff.ly
November 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
between this lady and the Chiefs fan who was unfairly arrested just for robbing banks to fund tickets to games, it's like they hate Americans enjoying themselves
The rubes are SUCKERS for a little STIMMY.
“.. The plan could cost the US government double what it's projected to take in for 2025 and undercut Trump's argument that tariff revenue will be used to help pay down federal debt.” 🤡
@bloomberg.com
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November 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
The rubes are SUCKERS for a little STIMMY.
Name a 90’s sitcom you love. 📺
November 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Name a 90’s sitcom you love. 📺
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What’s talked about these days amongst my old tribe. And what I get asked in all my college guest lectures (2-3 a month). Answer- it depends😉. There r dissent channels. The IG route. Congressional oversite. Whistleblower. Resignation. One of my old bosses simply told me “always do the right thing.”
🧭 What Would You Do? | Intel Edition
You’re a career U.S. intelligence officer -directive lands on your desk—one that feels political, outside the clear boundaries of law and mission. How do you respond?
What principles guide your choice?
Drop your thoughts ⬇️
#RuleOfLaw #SteadyState
You’re a career U.S. intelligence officer -directive lands on your desk—one that feels political, outside the clear boundaries of law and mission. How do you respond?
What principles guide your choice?
Drop your thoughts ⬇️
#RuleOfLaw #SteadyState
November 10, 2025 at 12:04 PM
What’s talked about these days amongst my old tribe. And what I get asked in all my college guest lectures (2-3 a month). Answer- it depends😉. There r dissent channels. The IG route. Congressional oversite. Whistleblower. Resignation. One of my old bosses simply told me “always do the right thing.”
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Mamdani is going to impose Sananda Maitreya law where you have to change your name if you're Terrence Trent D'Arby.
Mamdani is going to impose Zendaya law, where everyone will have to boycott Sydney Sweeney
November 10, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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I’m told “the Pedolands” has already been suggested and yeah, that’s the winner
My fantasy football chat discussing Trump at the Commanders game
November 9, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I’m told “the Pedolands” has already been suggested and yeah, that’s the winner
“THEY MOSTLY COME OUT AT NIGHT… MOSTLY!!”
November 9, 2025 at 11:44 PM
“THEY MOSTLY COME OUT AT NIGHT… MOSTLY!!”
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oh just muppetizing movie scenes: thread
November 9, 2025 at 11:15 PM
oh just muppetizing movie scenes: thread
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There's something kind of magical about those serialised non-prestige TV shows of the 2000s where every episode is plot important but it has to fit 22 episodes so the pacing is glacial.
Then you have the half seasons from the writers strike where suddenly after 10 episodes it wraps up too quickly.
Then you have the half seasons from the writers strike where suddenly after 10 episodes it wraps up too quickly.
November 9, 2025 at 6:00 AM
There's something kind of magical about those serialised non-prestige TV shows of the 2000s where every episode is plot important but it has to fit 22 episodes so the pacing is glacial.
Then you have the half seasons from the writers strike where suddenly after 10 episodes it wraps up too quickly.
Then you have the half seasons from the writers strike where suddenly after 10 episodes it wraps up too quickly.
Underrated skeet
This is a sequel to Ghost Dad (1990)
November 9, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Underrated skeet