Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift
@sgtopie.bsky.social
Midnight patrol supervisor in a small town. USAF vet. Former K9 handler. Shelter dog adopter. Craft beer nerd. Orioles and Ravens fan. Everton fan. Gen X music (79-89) is undefeated. Painter of miniature plastic doodads.
Pinned
Doing some miniature painting therapy on my day off. #Zombicide #TheArmyPainter
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Insiders Admit ICE Hiring Process is a Complete Mess
Insiders say the ICE hiring process under Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem is a complete "s*** show." The latest in immigration news.
Insiders say the ICE hiring process under Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem is a complete "s*** show." The latest in immigration news.
Insiders Admit ICE Hiring Process is a Complete Mess
Insiders say the ICE hiring process under Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem is a complete "s*** show." The latest in immigration news.
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November 17, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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These folks really thought they would be immune to all their plans...... incredible.
November 17, 2025 at 9:18 PM
These folks really thought they would be immune to all their plans...... incredible.
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For those who don't know, I wrote a comic book. It's a horror-noir occult detective story reminiscent of 80s/90s Vertigo classics like HELLBLAZER & LUCIFER. It was fully funded on Kickstarter a few months ago and my artist, R.L. Black, just turned in final art. I'm so happy with how it turned out.
November 17, 2025 at 7:18 PM
For those who don't know, I wrote a comic book. It's a horror-noir occult detective story reminiscent of 80s/90s Vertigo classics like HELLBLAZER & LUCIFER. It was fully funded on Kickstarter a few months ago and my artist, R.L. Black, just turned in final art. I'm so happy with how it turned out.
Evergreen
This mfer barely awake
November 17, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Evergreen
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Can a lawyer go to jail for this sort of thing?
OMG. This is potentially very, very, very bad.
@kenwhite.bsky.social do you generally recommend that a client fabricate grand jury records (at least in part) in order to rush out an indictment before the statute of limitations hits in order to please Dear Leader?
Asking for El Jefe's most loyal real estate lawyer.
Asking for El Jefe's most loyal real estate lawyer.
November 17, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Can a lawyer go to jail for this sort of thing?
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The correct way for Marjorie Taylor Greene to apologize is to expose everything she knows about republicans, resign from politics, and never darken the public’s doorstep again with her existence by living a quiet life being a small town baker or something
November 17, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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I do “rock my body.” Mostly when I’m trying to get up out of a chair.
November 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I do “rock my body.” Mostly when I’m trying to get up out of a chair.
Headed home
November 17, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Headed home
November 17, 2025 at 3:26 AM
they used to make real soundtracks for a movie
November 17, 2025 at 3:11 AM
they used to make real soundtracks for a movie
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Four band bill on a Sunday? Absolute nightmare fuel. Only liking a couple of them? 😬 Them not playing in the order they advertised 😩. Gonna be real sad if the two bands I want to see play 1st & 4th. 🫠
Old man yells at cloud? 💯😎
Old man yells at cloud? 💯😎
November 17, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Four band bill on a Sunday? Absolute nightmare fuel. Only liking a couple of them? 😬 Them not playing in the order they advertised 😩. Gonna be real sad if the two bands I want to see play 1st & 4th. 🫠
Old man yells at cloud? 💯😎
Old man yells at cloud? 💯😎
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I was sent a video of the entire engineer vs boxing robot situation
November 16, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I was sent a video of the entire engineer vs boxing robot situation
Late-night Zombicide with my favorite son. A WIN!
November 16, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Late-night Zombicide with my favorite son. A WIN!
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I got an actual "Your silence on this subject is deafening" message this AM, so, super-quick: Nobody here owes anyone commentary about anything. This is a public park. It's full of interesting people. We hang out here, make friends, and chat, and then we leave to do whatever it is we do. That's it!
November 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I got an actual "Your silence on this subject is deafening" message this AM, so, super-quick: Nobody here owes anyone commentary about anything. This is a public park. It's full of interesting people. We hang out here, make friends, and chat, and then we leave to do whatever it is we do. That's it!
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Sade releases her “Promise” LP 40 years ago today.
Of “Sweetest Taboo,” she said:
“.. It’s about a love that feels almost TOO good, the sort of feeling you don’t talk about because it makes you vulnerable. I like writing about that kind of emotion — the danger .. of loving someone that deeply.”
Of “Sweetest Taboo,” she said:
“.. It’s about a love that feels almost TOO good, the sort of feeling you don’t talk about because it makes you vulnerable. I like writing about that kind of emotion — the danger .. of loving someone that deeply.”
November 15, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Sade releases her “Promise” LP 40 years ago today.
Of “Sweetest Taboo,” she said:
“.. It’s about a love that feels almost TOO good, the sort of feeling you don’t talk about because it makes you vulnerable. I like writing about that kind of emotion — the danger .. of loving someone that deeply.”
Of “Sweetest Taboo,” she said:
“.. It’s about a love that feels almost TOO good, the sort of feeling you don’t talk about because it makes you vulnerable. I like writing about that kind of emotion — the danger .. of loving someone that deeply.”
Not even an Onion article. 👴🏼
Dad Reaches Age Where It's No Longer Enjoyable To Make Fun Of How Old He Is https://theonion.com/dad-reaches-age-where-its-no-longer-enjoyable-to-make-f-1819571904/
November 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Not even an Onion article. 👴🏼
This is how you know you’re truly in East Bumfuck when you stop for gas on your road trip.
November 12, 2025 at 9:57 AM
This is how you know you’re truly in East Bumfuck when you stop for gas on your road trip.
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First of all new faction! Marsh undead. This one’s rotty and rusty. I want to blur the boundary between mini and base. Arty! Plans for rot, boney and ghost types so lots to keep me busy. First non Rubble bases I’ve used in almost 2 years! He’s from @fenrisgames.com sculpt by @mad-elf.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 9:29 AM
First of all new faction! Marsh undead. This one’s rotty and rusty. I want to blur the boundary between mini and base. Arty! Plans for rot, boney and ghost types so lots to keep me busy. First non Rubble bases I’ve used in almost 2 years! He’s from @fenrisgames.com sculpt by @mad-elf.bsky.social
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Chaka Khan's "I Feel For You" from her album of the same name hit #1 on the UK singles chart 41 years ago on November 10, 1984
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Rediscover Chaka Khan’s ‘I Feel For You’ (1984) | Tribute
Khan’s fifth solo studio affair was the product of a state American culture was in at the time, commercially super-charged, devastatingly of-the-moment.
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November 11, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Chaka Khan's "I Feel For You" from her album of the same name hit #1 on the UK singles chart 41 years ago on November 10, 1984
album.ink/ChakaKhanFeel
album.ink/ChakaKhanFeel
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This is the kind of guy you see in an auto parts store drinking a soda even though the place doesn’t have a soda machine and then he calls his kid a shithead in front of everybody
November 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM
This is the kind of guy you see in an auto parts store drinking a soda even though the place doesn’t have a soda machine and then he calls his kid a shithead in front of everybody
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“Wow, I can negotiate my own health insurance?! I have always wanted that! Thank you, sir!” said nobody.
Trump: "I want the money to go into an account for people where they buy their own health insurance. It's so good. The insurance will be better. It'll cost less. Everybody is gonna be happy. They're gonna feel like entrepreneurs. They're actually able to go out & negotiate their own insurance"
November 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
“Wow, I can negotiate my own health insurance?! I have always wanted that! Thank you, sir!” said nobody.
Her idea of a traditional marriage is between a woman and a man.
Then another man.
Then the first man again.
Then another man.
Then another man.
Then the first man again.
Then another man.
Kim Davis has been divorced three times, having been married four times to three different men. So much for the sanctity of marriage.
Yes, her case was about same-sex marriage, but she's hardly an expert when it comes to lasting relationships.
Yes, her case was about same-sex marriage, but she's hardly an expert when it comes to lasting relationships.
November 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Her idea of a traditional marriage is between a woman and a man.
Then another man.
Then the first man again.
Then another man.
Then another man.
Then the first man again.
Then another man.