Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift
@sgtopie.bsky.social
Midnight patrol supervisor in a small town. USAF vet. Former K9 handler. Shelter dog adopter. Craft beer nerd. Orioles and Ravens fan. Everton fan. Gen X music (79-89) is undefeated. Painter of miniature plastic doodads.
Headed home
November 17, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Headed home
I mean… just LOOK at that track list 👌🏻
November 17, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I mean… just LOOK at that track list 👌🏻
they used to make real soundtracks for a movie
November 17, 2025 at 3:11 AM
they used to make real soundtracks for a movie
Late-night Zombicide with my favorite son. A WIN!
November 16, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Late-night Zombicide with my favorite son. A WIN!
This is how you know you’re truly in East Bumfuck when you stop for gas on your road trip.
November 12, 2025 at 9:57 AM
This is how you know you’re truly in East Bumfuck when you stop for gas on your road trip.
“That’s HEDLEY!”
November 11, 2025 at 2:28 AM
“That’s HEDLEY!”
About 32 AD.
November 10, 2025 at 4:18 PM
About 32 AD.
Text messaging with my octogenarian mom. Part 736
November 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Text messaging with my octogenarian mom. Part 736
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
Post you from a different era.
Twenty years ago. Jorts weren’t yet on the forbidden fashion list.
Twenty years ago. Jorts weren’t yet on the forbidden fashion list.
November 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Post you from a different era.
Twenty years ago. Jorts weren’t yet on the forbidden fashion list.
Twenty years ago. Jorts weren’t yet on the forbidden fashion list.
Honorable mention: “Take Me Home Tonight” by Eddie Money ft Ronnie Spector. I mean, he’s wailing on the sax from the 2 minute mark in the video so…
November 6, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Honorable mention: “Take Me Home Tonight” by Eddie Money ft Ronnie Spector. I mean, he’s wailing on the sax from the 2 minute mark in the video so…
Quote with a 10/10 album
November 6, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Quote with a 10/10 album
GENERAL ORDER 25-1106: In anticipation of potential copycat attacks, all riot gear will now be issued with the following upgrade:
November 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
GENERAL ORDER 25-1106: In anticipation of potential copycat attacks, all riot gear will now be issued with the following upgrade:
I was going to say “precious memories,” but it would be more accurate to say “precious few memories.”
November 4, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I was going to say “precious memories,” but it would be more accurate to say “precious few memories.”
Mrs Kintner didn’t vote for him.
November 4, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Mrs Kintner didn’t vote for him.
“Can you STILL smell the onions and mustard, Clarice?”
November 4, 2025 at 7:12 PM
“Can you STILL smell the onions and mustard, Clarice?”
Time to make the donuts!🎧
November 4, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Time to make the donuts!🎧
Survivor Tomiko is almost finished
November 3, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Survivor Tomiko is almost finished
Rex Kwan Do vibes.
November 3, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Rex Kwan Do vibes.
"Lethal Weapon" (1987)
November 2, 2025 at 11:05 PM
"Lethal Weapon" (1987)
“I know it. It’s on Pico.”
November 2, 2025 at 10:40 PM
“I know it. It’s on Pico.”
Kash is Colonel Homer!
November 2, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Kash is Colonel Homer!