My army of commando hula girls and I are taking the church back as soon as Tammy Faye stops crying.

Like most people, I keep my toilet paper right next to the empty toilet paper thing.

I should sue you for slander!

You're an abomination. As soon as this hula girl is finished doing a hula dance in my lap, I'll be reclaiming my position as Pastor of Assembly Of Bluesky.

Moishe Horowitz

I'm doing community outreach. Crown Prince Kumoniwannalaya wants me to help set up a Vodka Shot Bingo branch on O'ahu.