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David Attenborough [whispering]:

“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
December 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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“You drive, I’m tired.”
November 16, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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First day as a vampire hunter: This is easy lol

First night as a vampire hunter: oh no
October 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
@scriblit.bsky.social
Hey, my kid (and I) are huge fans of Ghosts. We wanted to know:
If the land on which the house is located moves due to tectonic shift, are the ghosts tied to the new location of the house or the original one?
October 8, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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waiter: would you like some capers with your pasta

batman: what
October 7, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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I showed my bluesky account to my psychiatrist and she said I could pick whatever medication I want
October 21, 2024 at 4:52 PM
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August 16, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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August 19, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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August 28, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Daughter: Why do they call a group of crows a “murder” if they’ve never been charged?
Me: Probable caws.
August 21, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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“What?”
August 20, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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“Is this some sort of threat, Emily?”
August 20, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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“Oh you thought it was *your* pen? Despite it being on someone else’s desk? Ok, hands behind your back buddy.”
December 20, 2024 at 1:43 PM
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Went to a flat earthers football match yesterday.
It was just a bunch of folk kicking a Frisbee about
July 16, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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Sinners (2025)
April 22, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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God forbid a man has hobbies
April 20, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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emily blunt: let’s fuck

emily subtle: come up for coffee
April 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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ohhh i figured it out. there isnt a meaningful opposition because of a fucked up rat hiding under chuck schumer's hat pulling his hair to force him to do nothing against trump. it's a democratatouille situation
February 25, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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Nigel Farage isn't going to increase the birth rate anywhere lol. He is not the one. Rabbits take one look at him and decide to find a hobby instead
February 19, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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Groimes arm troyin to boy OpenAyOy
February 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM