Cain Unable
@cainunable.bsky.social
Like, a really big shithouse of a man.
Hello, a small reminder that I’m mainly on Instagram these days.
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March 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Hello, a small reminder that I’m mainly on Instagram these days.
You can find me here, should you wish:
www.instagram.com/cain_unable?...
You can find me here, should you wish:
www.instagram.com/cain_unable?...
Can’t believe she wouldn’t let me have it. 😔
February 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Can’t believe she wouldn’t let me have it. 😔
This pretty much sums me up.
February 23, 2025 at 7:15 PM
This pretty much sums me up.
Elusive little prick aren’t I?
February 22, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Elusive little prick aren’t I?
Presumably this is Pac-Man for South Africans.
February 22, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Presumably this is Pac-Man for South Africans.
“You will be visited by three spirits.”
December 24, 2024 at 11:19 AM
“You will be visited by three spirits.”
The Olympics are fine and yes Olympians work quite hard but my ability to get a Christmas dinner out on time while absolutely off my fucking face should be celebrated FAR more than it is.
December 24, 2024 at 11:08 AM
The Olympics are fine and yes Olympians work quite hard but my ability to get a Christmas dinner out on time while absolutely off my fucking face should be celebrated FAR more than it is.
-"I've spent the last bloody hour doing that thing to sprouts so they cook better."
-"A little cross?"
-"I'm fucking furious mate."
-"A little cross?"
-"I'm fucking furious mate."
December 24, 2024 at 11:00 AM
-"I've spent the last bloody hour doing that thing to sprouts so they cook better."
-"A little cross?"
-"I'm fucking furious mate."
-"A little cross?"
-"I'm fucking furious mate."
If Evri manage to get all my Christmas parcels to me undamaged that’ll be completely unpressiedented.
Yes. *Lips on mic* Un-pressie-dented.
Yes. *Lips on mic* Un-pressie-dented.
December 23, 2024 at 8:57 PM
If Evri manage to get all my Christmas parcels to me undamaged that’ll be completely unpressiedented.
Yes. *Lips on mic* Un-pressie-dented.
Yes. *Lips on mic* Un-pressie-dented.
I forgot how hot Ghostbusters Sigourney Weaver was.
*Rubs thighs*
*Rubs thighs*
December 23, 2024 at 7:31 PM
I forgot how hot Ghostbusters Sigourney Weaver was.
*Rubs thighs*
*Rubs thighs*
Me too! I had a blue coat and a massive dishwasher. Happy days!
December 23, 2024 at 5:46 PM
Me too! I had a blue coat and a massive dishwasher. Happy days!
I worked in a professional kitchen for like five years in the 90s so I’m actually legally entitled to refer to my Christmas lunch prep as ‘’mise en place” whatever my wife says.
December 23, 2024 at 5:41 PM
I worked in a professional kitchen for like five years in the 90s so I’m actually legally entitled to refer to my Christmas lunch prep as ‘’mise en place” whatever my wife says.
Made a coffee and I almost forgot to put booze in it. Phew.
December 23, 2024 at 10:20 AM
Made a coffee and I almost forgot to put booze in it. Phew.
Making this face all the way through Carry On.
December 22, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Making this face all the way through Carry On.
We’re watching Carry On on Netflix. I’m pretty confident you can see some of the plot holes from space.
December 22, 2024 at 9:16 PM
We’re watching Carry On on Netflix. I’m pretty confident you can see some of the plot holes from space.
When you get a dog it’s a very short step from "No of course he won't be allowed on the bed!" to "We'll hang his stocking in the middle."
December 22, 2024 at 9:11 PM
When you get a dog it’s a very short step from "No of course he won't be allowed on the bed!" to "We'll hang his stocking in the middle."
This bay is usually calm and quiet but today, full of kelpies.
December 22, 2024 at 4:06 PM
This bay is usually calm and quiet but today, full of kelpies.
Made it. Used whipping cream and rum.
December 22, 2024 at 1:13 PM
Made it. Used whipping cream and rum.
Made actual eggnog because I’m wholesome as fuck me.
December 22, 2024 at 12:55 PM
Made actual eggnog because I’m wholesome as fuck me.
They left it on the Baileys too. How hard is it?! Twats.
December 22, 2024 at 9:59 AM
They left it on the Baileys too. How hard is it?! Twats.
Where’s the space for white middle class males?!
December 22, 2024 at 9:56 AM
Where’s the space for white middle class males?!
A Christmas story in 4 parts. Brought to you by the ineptitude of Morrisson’s. 🙄
December 22, 2024 at 9:55 AM
A Christmas story in 4 parts. Brought to you by the ineptitude of Morrisson’s. 🙄