Cain Unable
@cainunable.bsky.social
Like, a really big shithouse of a man.
Hello, a small reminder that I’m mainly on Instagram these days.
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March 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Hello, a small reminder that I’m mainly on Instagram these days.
You can find me here, should you wish:
www.instagram.com/cain_unable?...
You can find me here, should you wish:
www.instagram.com/cain_unable?...
This pretty much sums me up.
February 23, 2025 at 7:15 PM
This pretty much sums me up.
Presumably this is Pac-Man for South Africans.
February 22, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Presumably this is Pac-Man for South Africans.
“You will be visited by three spirits.”
December 24, 2024 at 11:19 AM
“You will be visited by three spirits.”
The Olympics are fine and yes Olympians work quite hard but my ability to get a Christmas dinner out on time while absolutely off my fucking face should be celebrated FAR more than it is.
December 24, 2024 at 11:08 AM
The Olympics are fine and yes Olympians work quite hard but my ability to get a Christmas dinner out on time while absolutely off my fucking face should be celebrated FAR more than it is.
-"I've spent the last bloody hour doing that thing to sprouts so they cook better."
-"A little cross?"
-"I'm fucking furious mate."
-"A little cross?"
-"I'm fucking furious mate."
December 24, 2024 at 11:00 AM
-"I've spent the last bloody hour doing that thing to sprouts so they cook better."
-"A little cross?"
-"I'm fucking furious mate."
-"A little cross?"
-"I'm fucking furious mate."
If Evri manage to get all my Christmas parcels to me undamaged that’ll be completely unpressiedented.
Yes. *Lips on mic* Un-pressie-dented.
Yes. *Lips on mic* Un-pressie-dented.
December 23, 2024 at 8:57 PM
If Evri manage to get all my Christmas parcels to me undamaged that’ll be completely unpressiedented.
Yes. *Lips on mic* Un-pressie-dented.
Yes. *Lips on mic* Un-pressie-dented.
I forgot how hot Ghostbusters Sigourney Weaver was.
*Rubs thighs*
*Rubs thighs*
December 23, 2024 at 7:31 PM
I forgot how hot Ghostbusters Sigourney Weaver was.
*Rubs thighs*
*Rubs thighs*
I worked in a professional kitchen for like five years in the 90s so I’m actually legally entitled to refer to my Christmas lunch prep as ‘’mise en place” whatever my wife says.
December 23, 2024 at 5:41 PM
I worked in a professional kitchen for like five years in the 90s so I’m actually legally entitled to refer to my Christmas lunch prep as ‘’mise en place” whatever my wife says.
Made a coffee and I almost forgot to put booze in it. Phew.
December 23, 2024 at 10:20 AM
Made a coffee and I almost forgot to put booze in it. Phew.
Making this face all the way through Carry On.
December 22, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Making this face all the way through Carry On.
We’re watching Carry On on Netflix. I’m pretty confident you can see some of the plot holes from space.
December 22, 2024 at 9:16 PM
We’re watching Carry On on Netflix. I’m pretty confident you can see some of the plot holes from space.
When you get a dog it’s a very short step from "No of course he won't be allowed on the bed!" to "We'll hang his stocking in the middle."
December 22, 2024 at 9:11 PM
When you get a dog it’s a very short step from "No of course he won't be allowed on the bed!" to "We'll hang his stocking in the middle."
This bay is usually calm and quiet but today, full of kelpies.
December 22, 2024 at 4:06 PM
This bay is usually calm and quiet but today, full of kelpies.
Made actual eggnog because I’m wholesome as fuck me.
December 22, 2024 at 12:55 PM
Made actual eggnog because I’m wholesome as fuck me.
A Christmas story in 4 parts. Brought to you by the ineptitude of Morrisson’s. 🙄
December 22, 2024 at 9:55 AM
A Christmas story in 4 parts. Brought to you by the ineptitude of Morrisson’s. 🙄
Why is there a parking bay only for women with uneven boobs?
December 22, 2024 at 8:37 AM
Why is there a parking bay only for women with uneven boobs?
Me when I eat the bounty, toffee penny or dark chocolate toblerone for my family.
December 21, 2024 at 10:11 PM
Me when I eat the bounty, toffee penny or dark chocolate toblerone for my family.
Christmas can begin.
December 21, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Christmas can begin.
Makes tea that’s incredibly weak and every time it’s in hot water it squirms horribly and blames someone else.
December 21, 2024 at 9:12 PM
Makes tea that’s incredibly weak and every time it’s in hot water it squirms horribly and blames someone else.
When a French person offers me something I don't want.
a man and woman are looking at each other and the man is saying `` no mercy '' .
ALT: a man and woman are looking at each other and the man is saying `` no mercy '' .
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December 21, 2024 at 8:57 PM
When a French person offers me something I don't want.
Time to watch Hans Gruber fall off the Nakatomi Plaza. 🎄
December 21, 2024 at 8:25 PM
Time to watch Hans Gruber fall off the Nakatomi Plaza. 🎄
I’m near peak performance at this time of year.
December 21, 2024 at 3:10 PM
I’m near peak performance at this time of year.