Cain Unable
@cainunable.bsky.social
Like, a really big shithouse of a man.
This pretty much sums me up.
February 23, 2025 at 7:15 PM
This pretty much sums me up.
Presumably this is Pac-Man for South Africans.
February 22, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Presumably this is Pac-Man for South Africans.
“You will be visited by three spirits.”
December 24, 2024 at 11:19 AM
“You will be visited by three spirits.”
Making this face all the way through Carry On.
December 22, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Making this face all the way through Carry On.
This bay is usually calm and quiet but today, full of kelpies.
December 22, 2024 at 4:06 PM
This bay is usually calm and quiet but today, full of kelpies.
Made actual eggnog because I’m wholesome as fuck me.
December 22, 2024 at 12:55 PM
Made actual eggnog because I’m wholesome as fuck me.
A Christmas story in 4 parts. Brought to you by the ineptitude of Morrisson’s. 🙄
December 22, 2024 at 9:55 AM
A Christmas story in 4 parts. Brought to you by the ineptitude of Morrisson’s. 🙄
Why is there a parking bay only for women with uneven boobs?
December 22, 2024 at 8:37 AM
Why is there a parking bay only for women with uneven boobs?
Me when I eat the bounty, toffee penny or dark chocolate toblerone for my family.
December 21, 2024 at 10:11 PM
Me when I eat the bounty, toffee penny or dark chocolate toblerone for my family.
Christmas can begin.
December 21, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Christmas can begin.
Makes tea that’s incredibly weak and every time it’s in hot water it squirms horribly and blames someone else.
December 21, 2024 at 9:12 PM
Makes tea that’s incredibly weak and every time it’s in hot water it squirms horribly and blames someone else.
Time to watch Hans Gruber fall off the Nakatomi Plaza. 🎄
December 21, 2024 at 8:25 PM
Time to watch Hans Gruber fall off the Nakatomi Plaza. 🎄
I’m near peak performance at this time of year.
December 21, 2024 at 3:10 PM
I’m near peak performance at this time of year.
Me 40 minutes after running out of hyaluronic acid moisturiser.
December 21, 2024 at 12:12 PM
Me 40 minutes after running out of hyaluronic acid moisturiser.
Christmas Lego is out.
December 21, 2024 at 10:36 AM
Christmas Lego is out.
“Oh you thought it was *your* pen? Despite it being on someone else’s desk? Ok, hands behind your back buddy.”
December 20, 2024 at 1:43 PM
“Oh you thought it was *your* pen? Despite it being on someone else’s desk? Ok, hands behind your back buddy.”
“Don’t give up your job to become a wildlife photographer” they said. “You’ll go bankrupt” they said. “I’m so hungry Daddy” they said.
Well who’s laughing now?! Ker-ching!!
Well who’s laughing now?! Ker-ching!!
December 18, 2024 at 7:59 PM
“Don’t give up your job to become a wildlife photographer” they said. “You’ll go bankrupt” they said. “I’m so hungry Daddy” they said.
Well who’s laughing now?! Ker-ching!!
Well who’s laughing now?! Ker-ching!!
Ugh! I hate it when people do this.
December 18, 2024 at 11:59 AM
Ugh! I hate it when people do this.
Didn’t have all the ingredients for my quinoa & broccoli salad so I replaced the quinoa with bread, the broccoli with sausages and the salad with tomato ketchup. Follow me for more healthy recipes.
December 17, 2024 at 12:25 PM
Didn’t have all the ingredients for my quinoa & broccoli salad so I replaced the quinoa with bread, the broccoli with sausages and the salad with tomato ketchup. Follow me for more healthy recipes.
I’ve got Mariah Carey’s Christmas present.
December 15, 2024 at 5:32 PM
I’ve got Mariah Carey’s Christmas present.
🎶 It’s beginning to look a lot like Christ-mas🎶🎄
December 14, 2024 at 1:47 PM
🎶 It’s beginning to look a lot like Christ-mas🎶🎄
One day I will grow the fuck up. Today is not that day.
December 14, 2024 at 10:33 AM
One day I will grow the fuck up. Today is not that day.
Handsome buzzard on the gatepost, until my chickens told it to fuck off.
December 13, 2024 at 2:14 PM
Handsome buzzard on the gatepost, until my chickens told it to fuck off.
I’ve been in America you insensitive prick!! 😭
December 12, 2024 at 8:05 AM
I’ve been in America you insensitive prick!! 😭