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Andy Waddington
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A Brit in Okla
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The Premier League is now 5 seconds of open play then 30 seconds of prepping for a set piece.

We can fix this with rule changes:
- Teams only get four set pieces per possession
- If the set pieces are bad, the other team gets the ball
- If they're good, they get four more
- Let's call them "downs"
November 9, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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I told my wife that kids online were daring each other “kind of like a Bloody Mary thing” to listen to this cursed song that a dead child molester recorded in the eighties and I asked her if she wanted to hear it and she wasn’t sure but she said yes

And she was so mad at me when it was “Thriller”
November 1, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Using the euphemism “I’m in my Lincoln Era” whenever I go to the bathroom
sure, you might not be able to eat or go to the doctor, but check out how nice Trump's new marble shitter is
October 31, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Should be wearing a Greinke jersey as a show of solidarity between guys who got a 9-figure deal in LA after abandoning the Royals
I’ve got serious constitutional questions now
October 29, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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An important message to the people of New York City.

More information at zohranfornyc.com/birthday
October 16, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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There's always been a fight over the true story of America. I believe deeply in the story that says we’re all created equal, and that if we can treat each other with decency and respect, all of us will be better off.

I talk about this and more on the final episode of WTF with Marc Maron. Watch now:
My Conversation with Marc Maron | WTF Podcast
YouTube video by Barack Obama
www.youtube.com
October 15, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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The inflatables have made it to Broadview.
October 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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It is morally wrong to want a computer to be sentient. If you owned a sentient thing, you would be a slaver. If you want sentient computers to exist, you just want to create a new kind of slavery. The ethics are as simple as that. Sorry if this offends
October 5, 2025 at 12:46 PM
At the start of this is he explaining that the reason why they don't separate out the vaccines is because it is "inconvenient" to go back every year?

As if the AAP doesn't recommend 3 months then 6 month visits before recommending annual visits after age 3. 15 visits by age 5.
Trump: "It's too much liquid. Too many different things are going into that baby at too big a number. The size of this thing when you look at it. It's like 80 different vaccines and beyond vaccines."
September 22, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Why does it take a BRITISH newspaper to break a story like this? Where the hell is the American media? 🤨
September 21, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Critical part of the President's new $100,000 charge for H1-B visas: The Administration can also offer a $100,000 discount to any person, company, or industry that it wants. Replacing rules with arbitrary discretion.

Want visas? You know who to call and who to flatter.
September 20, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Dutch late night TV has its take
September 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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This is a paragraph Brett Kavanaugh wrote on his little computer and then sent out into the world:
September 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Now you C-D-See it, now you don't.
@theonion.com
September 5, 2025 at 3:34 PM
August 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Game on.
August 23, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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August 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Featured in the final edition of the Bulletin on Retirement and Disability: Evolving Disability Reporting Patterns and Employment Dynamics During COVID-19

https://www.nber.org/brd/20251/evolving-disability-reporting-patterns-and-employment-dynamics-during-covid-19
August 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Motherfucking wind farms…
July 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Trump’s Caddie magically drops a ball for him not in the deep stuff ⛳️
July 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Tomorrow's front page 📰

Convicted US felon to arrive in Scotland
July 24, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Is you sending birthday cards about a criminal fucking conspiracy, etc.
WSJ push just now.
July 17, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Trump Urges Supporters To Move On From Societal Disdain For Pedophilia
Trump Urges Supporters To Move On From Societal Disdain For Pedophilia
WASHINGTON—Facing mounting backlash from his MAGA base over his perceived ties to the Jeffrey Epstein case, President Donald Trump reportedly encouraged his supporters Monday to simply move on from so...
theonion.com
July 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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for as long as I've been alive the GOP "negotiation" strategy is to offer you a giant mountain of shit you then have to negotiate to a slightly less ridiculous mountain of shit, at which point everybody applauds the fact the giant mountain of shit wasn't even bigger
July 1, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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We should all be disgusted by the flood of anti-Muslim remarks spewed in the aftermath of Zohran Mamdani’s victory in the NYC mayoral primary — some blatant, others latent.

Shame on the members of Congress who have engaged in such bigotry and anyone who doesn’t challenge it.
Attacks on Muslims flood mainstream after Mamdani win
Openly racist rhetoric has become normalized at the highest levels of American politics.
www.axios.com
June 29, 2025 at 1:54 PM