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The Tatzelwurm
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Fit haver.
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Toxic Masculinity is OUT!
Ghost of Christmas Present Masculinity is IN!

- Loud laughs
- Roasted meats and spiced drinks
- Hospitality to strangers
- Living in the moment
- Singing in public
- Body positivity
- Emotional generosity
- Sick robes
July 12, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Failing to pass the sweet shop means no schaumkuss for Gustav I’m afraid.
i love how insane everyone is becomeing
June 30, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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I SAY YOU’RE BOTHERING PEOPLE WITH THIS PUZZLE BOX, BOY. YOU’RE COMIN’ ON TOO STRONG WITH THE “SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU,” WITH YOUR SKIN PULLED EVERY WHICH WAY
August 30, 2023 at 4:32 AM
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🤼‍♂️
June 21, 2025 at 3:04 PM
June 17, 2025 at 5:57 PM
He’s is gonna write a TWO paragraph letter this time.
Sen. Chuck Schumer: "I just saw something that sickened my stomach; the manhandling of a United States Senator. We need immediate answers to what the hell went on."
June 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Me: enjoying a chill website

Some asshole: this place would be more successful if it had more people on it who love the Gestapo and want to ritually sacrifice women to Andrew Tate
The lack of diversity of thought here is really hurting usage.

www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202... Opinion | Bluesky’s decline stems from never hearing from other side - The Washington Post
Opinion | The Bluesky bubble hurts liberals and their causes
The social media network was doomed to fail as progressives tried to re-create old Twitter.
www.washingtonpost.com
June 9, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Joe Biden: My old man always told me hey Joey, you got..uh…insmimisin and and and you got to to keep..uh..keep, keep at it.

Republicans: Every day I pray that Jesus accepts my children’s lives as sacrifices to cleanse the world of this demon.
May 19, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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SATURDAY’S RANDOMLY STRANGE PANEL
May 3, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Companies on April Fool’s 2019: We put a fucking NAIL inside a random pack of Oreos and whoever finds it wins a trip to the ER 😈

Companies on April Fool’s 2025: We did a photoshop of what our logo would look like if it was a different color BUT ITS JUST FOR FUN AND WE WON’T REALLY DO THIS SORRY
April 1, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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March 18, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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February 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
February 23,1949
February 23, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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average senate republican: here is the new US Constitution I wrote on the back of a napkin this is now the law get fucked

average senate democrat: I wish I knew someone in the senate
February 1, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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Weird Catholic convert: Google “ordo amoris”

Normal Catholic: I better go get some more baked ziti from the big tray before they do the raffle
January 31, 2025 at 3:32 PM
More #filmphotography crap and what have you.
January 25, 2025 at 3:28 AM
More #filmphotography shenanigans.
January 24, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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24 (Series, 2001 - 2010)
January 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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that moment when gender is definitely an unchangable biological truth so you have to enforce it via fascistic law
January 20, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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where does the new york times even find these people
January 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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western addresses are all like "3821142 El Creek Springs Creek, Dusty Creek Aggregate Area, CA 91238" and new england addresses are all like "4 Old St, Town, VT 05921"
December 20, 2024 at 9:24 PM
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seasons greasons everyone
December 23, 2024 at 11:47 PM
Some episodes in one’s life are best being cast to the sands of time.
December 23, 2024 at 12:05 AM
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mayor of whoville: ive had it with that grinch

wife: isn’t he good now?

mayor: i don’t buy it

wife: he wrote us an original christmas song. he is making an effort

mayor: sure but he called it “fuck city: born to die”

wife: yeah and that rules

mayor:

wife: why are you being such a little bitch
December 22, 2024 at 1:36 AM