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The Tatzelwurm
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Fit haver.
She looks like someone carved a human out of a tree stump using a chainsaw.
July 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Holy shit what is wrong with his head and face.
July 13, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Completely beside the point but he looks like total shit.
July 11, 2025 at 10:03 PM
July 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Seeing him move around was jarring.
July 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM
NYT podcast appearance and guest editorial piece incoming
July 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
My most firmly held belief is that he’s got some serious heart issue right now and that’s why they’re doing the Fascism speedrun. He looks super pale in places the tan couldn’t get to.
July 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
You know she had this letter saved in her Notes app for like 2 years.
July 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
OH MY GOD THEY BUILD FUCK TONS OF CARS IN THE STATES YOU STUPID STUPID MOTHERFUCKER HOLY SHITTTTT HONDA ALONE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR LIKE 1/4 OF OHIO’S ENTIRE ECONOMY!!!!! I’M GOING INSANE!!!!!
July 9, 2025 at 12:42 PM
July 9, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Really hilarious how his handlers are just letting him dick around with the economy thing because it makes him feel special and keeps him out of their hair. Cocomelon ass president.
July 7, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Eat shit and burn in hell forever you fascist enabling pigs.
July 3, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Have a terrible suspicion that people like Noem, Bondi, Rubio, Vance, etc. will immediately start bashing Trump when he finally kicks and say how it was like a cult, etc. Miller and Homan will go MIA before reemerging as Fox hosts and later advisors to Trump 2.0.
July 2, 2025 at 11:40 PM
He can’t use a picture of a national park because he’s trying to sell those, can’t use a picture of a city because that’s woke and gay, can’t use a picture of an actual small town because they all look like shit, so he has to use a crap painting of a fictional town to show how great the US is.
July 2, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Even in their wildest dreams the MAHA people are still constraining themselves to one (1) acre of land, 1/6th of which is a lawn.
June 30, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Why is a reanimated corpse doing a podcast with the chicken man from Toy Story 2?
June 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Think he’s trying to do a “well, but” to anyone who says that we want more progressive Dem candidates nationally.
June 25, 2025 at 12:36 PM
The doctors made me take the special boy test and I took the test and the doctors were proud of me.
June 24, 2025 at 2:23 PM
It’s been said better than I could, but I’ll never understand, as long as I live, why so many millions of people consider it a literal hate crime to critique a country’s military actions.
June 23, 2025 at 11:47 PM
June 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I genuinely think they’re trying to ingratiate themselves to him and the Republicans so they’ll be considered for his replacement when he finally kicks off. The funny thing is knowing that MAGA will never accept them so they’ll end up failing hardcore.
June 23, 2025 at 12:45 PM