Slim Basinger
@theselittlemusings.bsky.social
Thinking about kissing the side walk from a high rise on NYE. Idk. What are your plans?
December 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Thinking about kissing the side walk from a high rise on NYE. Idk. What are your plans?
I don’t “rise and shine.” I regain consciousness and immediately regret it
December 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I don’t “rise and shine.” I regain consciousness and immediately regret it
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Hibernating through the holidays.
December 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Hibernating through the holidays.
My resting heart rate is “did I leave the stove on?”
December 2, 2025 at 4:04 PM
My resting heart rate is “did I leave the stove on?”
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DID MY MIXTAPE MEAN NOTHING TO YOU?!?
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
DID MY MIXTAPE MEAN NOTHING TO YOU?!?
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I like to scare people away with the truth.
December 2, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I like to scare people away with the truth.
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im unhinged
from
time
like a good Exile
from
time
like a good Exile
December 2, 2025 at 5:19 AM
im unhinged
from
time
like a good Exile
from
time
like a good Exile
Is it righty-tighty or do you just see more in them than they have to offer you?
December 2, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Is it righty-tighty or do you just see more in them than they have to offer you?
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That Monday night mixtape though
December 2, 2025 at 1:34 AM
That Monday night mixtape though
Oh yay, another week to make it through
December 2, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Oh yay, another week to make it through
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What’s a good water to have for beginners? I’ve never had a water before
December 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
What’s a good water to have for beginners? I’ve never had a water before
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they can all be bangers if you people would just lower your standards
December 2, 2025 at 3:16 AM
they can all be bangers if you people would just lower your standards
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Sometimes, you have to lay in a ditch about it.
December 2, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Sometimes, you have to lay in a ditch about it.
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There comes a time as a 40 something year old woman where you have to ask yourself do I need a decorative holiday shower curtain and the answer is yes
November 10, 2023 at 9:21 PM
There comes a time as a 40 something year old woman where you have to ask yourself do I need a decorative holiday shower curtain and the answer is yes
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Hey sis, if you used a lighter to warm up your eyeliner, it’s time for your mammogram. 🩷
November 30, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Hey sis, if you used a lighter to warm up your eyeliner, it’s time for your mammogram. 🩷
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Please feed me to a carnivorous plant.
April 10, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Please feed me to a carnivorous plant.
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Screaming "epiphany" every time I have a thought.
November 30, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Screaming "epiphany" every time I have a thought.
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Burnt my finger tips cooking a perfect time for a crime spree.
December 14, 2024 at 8:29 PM
Burnt my finger tips cooking a perfect time for a crime spree.
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What doesn't kill you, make you darkly sarcastic.
November 18, 2023 at 8:32 PM
What doesn't kill you, make you darkly sarcastic.
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The guy who invented the word ‘gobble’ should be allowed to invent more things
November 27, 2025 at 1:44 PM
The guy who invented the word ‘gobble’ should be allowed to invent more things
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gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
November 16, 2023 at 12:56 AM
gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
I don’t hold grudges. I just never forget anything ever in my entire life.
November 30, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I don’t hold grudges. I just never forget anything ever in my entire life.
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‘Nonplussed’? You mean, moreminussed?
November 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
‘Nonplussed’? You mean, moreminussed?
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lolololol is also known as an internet chortle
November 30, 2025 at 7:20 AM
lolololol is also known as an internet chortle
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idea: we skip straight from tomorrow to january 1
November 30, 2025 at 9:53 AM
idea: we skip straight from tomorrow to january 1