@theschwin.bsky.social
Just trying to balance the tech on my screen 💻, my clubs on the greens ⛳️, and the fantasy team that rides my hopes and dreams 🏈
VSC at the end is a joke. F1 really doing their best to fix the race for certain drivers is simply embarrassing. We push on but it’s a rough sport to continue supporting when you see this sort of thing
October 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM
VSC at the end is a joke. F1 really doing their best to fix the race for certain drivers is simply embarrassing. We push on but it’s a rough sport to continue supporting when you see this sort of thing
Raising a glass to National Tight End Day! 🍻 My lineup’s as unpredictable as a bourbon barrel batch—aging a TE on the bench hoping it turns into vintage Kelce. If he scores, I sip; if he busts, I pour another. #FantasyFootball #Week8 #Bourbon
October 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Raising a glass to National Tight End Day! 🍻 My lineup’s as unpredictable as a bourbon barrel batch—aging a TE on the bench hoping it turns into vintage Kelce. If he scores, I sip; if he busts, I pour another. #FantasyFootball #Week8 #Bourbon
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Seeing the Chiefs complain about a penalty is like my dog judging me for taking a shit in the yard
February 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Seeing the Chiefs complain about a penalty is like my dog judging me for taking a shit in the yard
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Old on prem server.
Up time 5 years (Basically the whole life of the server).
Rock solid performance.
One off cost.
New fancy cloud server.
2nd time in 3 months it's had to be rebooted.
Constant connectivity issues.
Constant monthly cost.
Randomly shits itself weekly.
Progress.
Up time 5 years (Basically the whole life of the server).
Rock solid performance.
One off cost.
New fancy cloud server.
2nd time in 3 months it's had to be rebooted.
Constant connectivity issues.
Constant monthly cost.
Randomly shits itself weekly.
Progress.
January 28, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Old on prem server.
Up time 5 years (Basically the whole life of the server).
Rock solid performance.
One off cost.
New fancy cloud server.
2nd time in 3 months it's had to be rebooted.
Constant connectivity issues.
Constant monthly cost.
Randomly shits itself weekly.
Progress.
Up time 5 years (Basically the whole life of the server).
Rock solid performance.
One off cost.
New fancy cloud server.
2nd time in 3 months it's had to be rebooted.
Constant connectivity issues.
Constant monthly cost.
Randomly shits itself weekly.
Progress.
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Let’s be clear on one thing: The Bucs aren’t victims here. They have a history of abruptly changing coaches when it suits their interests. Liam Coen has every right to reverse course if he chooses.
January 23, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Let’s be clear on one thing: The Bucs aren’t victims here. They have a history of abruptly changing coaches when it suits their interests. Liam Coen has every right to reverse course if he chooses.
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lmao no, TikTok users are not moving to Bluesky. They would literally rather learn Mandarin than learn how to read a feed of text posts. This is a millennial retirement home.
January 19, 2025 at 5:45 AM
lmao no, TikTok users are not moving to Bluesky. They would literally rather learn Mandarin than learn how to read a feed of text posts. This is a millennial retirement home.
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Patrick Star, ball knower
Patrick Star (!) was even calling for more Herbert runs at the beginning of the second half.
January 12, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Patrick Star, ball knower
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Just going to reiterate -
We are on this bot problem. We shall fight them on the beaches. We shall fight them in the signup process, we shall fight them in the notifications
We are on this bot problem. We shall fight them on the beaches. We shall fight them in the signup process, we shall fight them in the notifications
January 6, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Just going to reiterate -
We are on this bot problem. We shall fight them on the beaches. We shall fight them in the signup process, we shall fight them in the notifications
We are on this bot problem. We shall fight them on the beaches. We shall fight them in the signup process, we shall fight them in the notifications
January 1, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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By request, here is the multicam view of the feed from Times Square, All-22, and ESPN, Georgia, and Ohio State radio calls, as it happened onscreen live:
January 1, 2025 at 1:57 AM
By request, here is the multicam view of the feed from Times Square, All-22, and ESPN, Georgia, and Ohio State radio calls, as it happened onscreen live:
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Delacroix’s Lion and Snake from the @walters_museum also plays well, especially with the ‘Lions’ layer
December 31, 2024 at 4:41 AM
Delacroix’s Lion and Snake from the @walters_museum also plays well, especially with the ‘Lions’ layer
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Wait, was that an unsportsmanlike amount of ass shakes?
December 26, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Wait, was that an unsportsmanlike amount of ass shakes?
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Merry Christmas from us to you 🎄🎁💙 We launched Trending Topics today, and you can find it by tapping the search icon on the bottom bar of the app or the right sidebar on desktop.
December 26, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Merry Christmas from us to you 🎄🎁💙 We launched Trending Topics today, and you can find it by tapping the search icon on the bottom bar of the app or the right sidebar on desktop.
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this kid is CHUGGING pepsi and can't wait to piss all over the bedsheets and himself and maybe his cousin. it's horrific on every level and no one says anything.
Important to note that Fuller in the Home Alone movies doesn’t just wet the bed: He fucking *loves* wetting the bed. Folks this kid is a goddamn freak
December 26, 2024 at 12:29 AM
this kid is CHUGGING pepsi and can't wait to piss all over the bedsheets and himself and maybe his cousin. it's horrific on every level and no one says anything.
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How Todd Monken exposed the Steelers run defense with a counter intuitive strategy that resulted in something that Derrick Henry hasn't done in his career before
www.nytimes.com/athletic/601...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/601...
NFL Week 16 best and worst coaching decisions: Ravens’ Todd Monken unlocks Derrick Henry
Also, Chargers coach Jim Harbaugh finally gets his free kick, the Falcons choose wisely and Texans OC Bobby Slowik's flawed plan.
www.nytimes.com
December 24, 2024 at 4:36 PM
How Todd Monken exposed the Steelers run defense with a counter intuitive strategy that resulted in something that Derrick Henry hasn't done in his career before
www.nytimes.com/athletic/601...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/601...
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Curt Cignetti's comments on College Gameday came back to bite him as Indiana finishes the season 0-2 against top-25 teams.
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www.nytimes.com/athletic/601...
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www.nytimes.com/athletic/601...
December 21, 2024 at 4:46 AM
Curt Cignetti's comments on College Gameday came back to bite him as Indiana finishes the season 0-2 against top-25 teams.
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www.nytimes.com/athletic/601...
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www.nytimes.com/athletic/601...
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Today in 1993: Nirvana’s iconic “Unplugged” concert airs on MTV.
“.. In the moment, you weren’t aware you were taping what was Nirvana's last album," producer Alex Coletti said later. "It was only in hindsight that it became what it became."
#RIP
“.. In the moment, you weren’t aware you were taping what was Nirvana's last album," producer Alex Coletti said later. "It was only in hindsight that it became what it became."
#RIP
December 16, 2024 at 11:51 PM
Today in 1993: Nirvana’s iconic “Unplugged” concert airs on MTV.
“.. In the moment, you weren’t aware you were taping what was Nirvana's last album," producer Alex Coletti said later. "It was only in hindsight that it became what it became."
#RIP
“.. In the moment, you weren’t aware you were taping what was Nirvana's last album," producer Alex Coletti said later. "It was only in hindsight that it became what it became."
#RIP
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Score Update:
BUF 48 - 42 DET
Final
That's Scorigami!! It's the 1090th unique final score in NFL history.
BUF 48 - 42 DET
Final
That's Scorigami!! It's the 1090th unique final score in NFL history.
December 16, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Score Update:
BUF 48 - 42 DET
Final
That's Scorigami!! It's the 1090th unique final score in NFL history.
BUF 48 - 42 DET
Final
That's Scorigami!! It's the 1090th unique final score in NFL history.
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Harrison Butker shanked a 29-yard FG?
a man is sitting on a couch with the words `` that 's a shame '' written on the screen .
Alt: a man is sitting on a couch with the words `` that 's a shame '' written on the screen .
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2024 at 7:34 PM
Harrison Butker shanked a 29-yard FG?
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Butker should go back to the kitchen where he belongs after that miss
December 15, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Butker should go back to the kitchen where he belongs after that miss
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Elon Musk in Oct ‘23: Tesla has over a million Cybertruck orders.
Tesla fan boys: The real number is over 2 million.
Reality: After delivering fewer than 30,000 trucks, Tesla now has trucks sitting in inventory available for immediate delivery.
Tesla fan boys: The real number is over 2 million.
Reality: After delivering fewer than 30,000 trucks, Tesla now has trucks sitting in inventory available for immediate delivery.
December 15, 2024 at 1:06 PM
Elon Musk in Oct ‘23: Tesla has over a million Cybertruck orders.
Tesla fan boys: The real number is over 2 million.
Reality: After delivering fewer than 30,000 trucks, Tesla now has trucks sitting in inventory available for immediate delivery.
Tesla fan boys: The real number is over 2 million.
Reality: After delivering fewer than 30,000 trucks, Tesla now has trucks sitting in inventory available for immediate delivery.
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Fascism was bad in the 1930s and 40s. Could it be better this time?
December 14, 2024 at 11:52 PM
Fascism was bad in the 1930s and 40s. Could it be better this time?
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Power On: Apple’s new vision for computing is a giant foldable iPad that’s the size of two iPad Pros side by side. Here are the details, when it’ll arrive and what it means for the iPhone — www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
Apple’s New Vision for Computing Is a Giant Foldable iPad
Apple’s new vision for the future of computing is a giant, iPad-like foldable device. Also: The company rethinks the mouse, its next AirTag will have a new chip that lets you find items from farther a...
www.bloomberg.com
December 15, 2024 at 1:02 PM
Power On: Apple’s new vision for computing is a giant foldable iPad that’s the size of two iPad Pros side by side. Here are the details, when it’ll arrive and what it means for the iPhone — www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...