Bgrahamdisciple
@bgrahamdisciple.bsky.social
I am a trader, investor, and lawyer with over 25 years of experience in the securities industry, mostly in equities and options.
You know the Tesla stock chart is looking really ugly when Ron Barron shows up on CNBC.
November 14, 2025 at 12:09 PM
You know the Tesla stock chart is looking really ugly when Ron Barron shows up on CNBC.
Alert! TSLA has completed the dreaded I’m Lovin it chart pattern, and I am short again.
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Alert! TSLA has completed the dreaded I’m Lovin it chart pattern, and I am short again.
Keeping a close eye on my TSLA magic line for a clear break below.
November 13, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Keeping a close eye on my TSLA magic line for a clear break below.
I think I might have figured out why Trump is using the military to attack and kill drug smugglers and why he cares so much about fentanyl coming from China and Canada.
November 9, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I think I might have figured out why Trump is using the military to attack and kill drug smugglers and why he cares so much about fentanyl coming from China and Canada.
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“They killed Charlie Kirk with their rhetoric”
November 5, 2025 at 11:23 AM
“They killed Charlie Kirk with their rhetoric”
In fairness, this feels about right
October 22, 2025 at 9:04 PM
In fairness, this feels about right
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xAI be needing all of that sweet Tesla cash ASAP...
"xAI’s precarious finances force reliance on outside funding and risk-sharing, The Information says"
$TSLA $TSLAQ #xAI
"xAI’s precarious finances force reliance on outside funding and risk-sharing, The Information says"
$TSLA $TSLAQ #xAI
October 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
xAI be needing all of that sweet Tesla cash ASAP...
"xAI’s precarious finances force reliance on outside funding and risk-sharing, The Information says"
$TSLA $TSLAQ #xAI
"xAI’s precarious finances force reliance on outside funding and risk-sharing, The Information says"
$TSLA $TSLAQ #xAI
Papi is looking a little sloppy
October 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Papi is looking a little sloppy
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If Tesla starts printing losses quarter after quarter due to Elon’s giganormous option grants, S&P should kick Tesla out of the S&P500.
October 9, 2025 at 9:49 PM
If Tesla starts printing losses quarter after quarter due to Elon’s giganormous option grants, S&P should kick Tesla out of the S&P500.
This really is starting to look like a TSLA topping pattern to me. I shorted before the open today.
October 9, 2025 at 1:44 PM
This really is starting to look like a TSLA topping pattern to me. I shorted before the open today.
I am safe from Tesla’s stock pump of the week. No position.
a sign with a blue flag and the words marked safe
ALT: a sign with a blue flag and the words marked safe
media.tenor.com
October 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I am safe from Tesla’s stock pump of the week. No position.
A small rock cracked my windshield. Replacement cost is ~$1150. My deductible is $500. My claim history is spotless. Trying to decide if it is worth filing a claim (which would ding my claim history) or just pay out of pocket to avoid any risk of higher premiums. WWYD?
October 6, 2025 at 1:43 PM
A small rock cracked my windshield. Replacement cost is ~$1150. My deductible is $500. My claim history is spotless. Trying to decide if it is worth filing a claim (which would ding my claim history) or just pay out of pocket to avoid any risk of higher premiums. WWYD?
You know that South Park episode where the boys at school start using an LLM chat bot to respond to all the texts from their girlfriends? Well, iMessage has started suggesting responses to my text messages, and I have now used it to respond to my wife a few times. Pretty handy.
October 4, 2025 at 12:39 AM
You know that South Park episode where the boys at school start using an LLM chat bot to respond to all the texts from their girlfriends? Well, iMessage has started suggesting responses to my text messages, and I have now used it to respond to my wife a few times. Pretty handy.
Who wears short shorts? I wear short shorts.
a tesla car with flames coming out of it
ALT: a tesla car with flames coming out of it
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October 3, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Who wears short shorts? I wear short shorts.
My TSLA magic line is still intact, but OTOH, that red candle yesterday was yuge. If it breaks well below my magic line, it may be safer to put on our short shorts again. (OTOH OTOH Q3 earnings will be very strong & xAI investment inbound, so the show goes on)
October 3, 2025 at 1:10 PM
My TSLA magic line is still intact, but OTOH, that red candle yesterday was yuge. If it breaks well below my magic line, it may be safer to put on our short shorts again. (OTOH OTOH Q3 earnings will be very strong & xAI investment inbound, so the show goes on)
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The whole customer base has steamed Lima beans with Cheez Whiz for brains. It’s surreal.
October 2, 2025 at 12:00 PM
The whole customer base has steamed Lima beans with Cheez Whiz for brains. It’s surreal.
Live feed of me watching INTC +80% after I gave up on it.
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a screen that says gifbin.com on it
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a screen that says gifbin.com on it
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October 2, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Live feed of me watching INTC +80% after I gave up on it.
Netflix should sue Elon Musk for this illegal boycott. 😉
October 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Netflix should sue Elon Musk for this illegal boycott. 😉
Live feed of Tesla’s US order book now that EV subsidies are gone
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media.tenor.com
October 1, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Live feed of Tesla’s US order book now that EV subsidies are gone
Trump needs to immediately remove the CEO of ADP!
October 1, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Trump needs to immediately remove the CEO of ADP!
In other news, now you can take whatever items you want from a store if they don’t opt out in advance from shoplifting.
September 30, 2025 at 2:51 PM
In other news, now you can take whatever items you want from a store if they don’t opt out in advance from shoplifting.
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credit card reader takes american express
Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV
September 29, 2025 at 5:09 PM
credit card reader takes american express
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