heaps patho
thesaurosie.bsky.social
heaps patho
@thesaurosie.bsky.social
woke scold who loves too repoast
I try to thread stuff for muteability
interests: animals, psychology, gender, power dynamics, unexpected perspectives, linguistic evolution, gossip/Discourse, living in the past, intersectional tech criticism, fashion, etc
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hey just a quick reminder to cancel that subscription you keep forgetting about every month
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Valve has now rejected my complaint, confirming that "I don't like muslims" is a valid reason to leave a negative review on a game on Steam

This is where we're at now.
December 10, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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I’ve posted this before but the light was perfect today- a little Victorian cat paw in a brick at the front of the old Norfolk & Norwich Hospital. As this is on the front-facing corner of the main gates, the bricklayer quite clearly put it there on purpose, at a height where children would spot it.
December 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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talking lincoln out of doing the emancipation proclamation because abolition doesn't poll well with the median voter
December 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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I think the KWS scan should tell you how old it thinks you are and recommend cosmetic surgery it thinks you need, just as a sort of cherry on top of this whole farce
December 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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"there's a new serif in town"
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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December 10, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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god they literally have all the media and all the govt and they are still the brave truth tellers
December 10, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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Our four-year-old who is still trying to organize all the Christmas information and imagery she is being bombarded with thinks that if kids are bad, Santa brings them “Coca-Coal.”
December 10, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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interesting choice to project "LET THEM BE KIDS" onto the Sydney Harbour Bridge as part of the celebrations of the teen social media ban

It's not a line that came from Albanese or the government — it's the name of News Corp's campaign for the ban.
December 10, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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December 6, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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At a dance class I complimented a woman on her grippy-bottomed socks. “I love the psych ward socks,” I said. And she goes “I call them Pilates socks.” And those, my friends, are the two types of people.
December 7, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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February 17, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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I'm writing a new Shakespeare play and it's coming along freaking great
December 6, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Why it matters
December 2, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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This sign raises more questions than it answers
December 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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there is a seething, contemptuous outrage on the part of the Dem elder statesman subcategory of the Epstein caucus (your Clintons, your Cuomos, your Pelosis, etc) for the younger generations who are openly rejecting their obsolete way of doing things, and the mask slips a little more every day
December 2, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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honestly think media downplay trump's mental state partly because they have, like, a thematic problem with there being two sleepy presidents in a row
December 2, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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in 2007 i had a dream about kristen bell being interviewed about her heavy drinking (?) where she responded to every question with a raucous cackle and the shout: "MAMA'S GOTTA EAT!" so i made this image about it
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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They should ruin another one of life's simple pleasures. Original Pringles maybe
November 26, 2025 at 4:41 AM
my psychologist just said 'good session! thank you!' 💯🏆💅💃🥇
November 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
zoochosis
November 26, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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An app that’s just this
November 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM