The Real Seajay💎
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Way past asking permission
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If you got a hippopotamus for Christmas, you may be entitled to compensation
December 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
If you got a hippopotamus for Christmas, you may be entitled to compensation
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Lovely story.
Cool kid with an even cooler mother:
“Art and museums are living spaces,” she said. “Life without art is not life.”
apnews.com/article/louv...
Cool kid with an even cooler mother:
“Art and museums are living spaces,” she said. “Life without art is not life.”
apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Lovely story.
Cool kid with an even cooler mother:
“Art and museums are living spaces,” she said. “Life without art is not life.”
apnews.com/article/louv...
Cool kid with an even cooler mother:
“Art and museums are living spaces,” she said. “Life without art is not life.”
apnews.com/article/louv...
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idk who's responsible for the website design that makes you start an order to look at a restaurant's menu, but I hope your life is bad
October 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
idk who's responsible for the website design that makes you start an order to look at a restaurant's menu, but I hope your life is bad
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I’ve been offered a ton of money to do a comedy set aboard the Borg Cube
October 4, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I’ve been offered a ton of money to do a comedy set aboard the Borg Cube
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Been thinking about this Emo Philips gag the last two days.
September 13, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Been thinking about this Emo Philips gag the last two days.
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Sometimes research studies are amusing:
"Self-identified experts had the lowest multiple-choice question accuracy overall."
arxiv.org/pdf/2505.10409
"Self-identified experts had the lowest multiple-choice question accuracy overall."
arxiv.org/pdf/2505.10409
September 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Sometimes research studies are amusing:
"Self-identified experts had the lowest multiple-choice question accuracy overall."
arxiv.org/pdf/2505.10409
"Self-identified experts had the lowest multiple-choice question accuracy overall."
arxiv.org/pdf/2505.10409
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We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
August 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
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Dean Cain is the Scott Baio of Kevin Sorbos
August 9, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Dean Cain is the Scott Baio of Kevin Sorbos
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Hope they impounded his Tardis.
He’s a flight risk.
He’s a flight risk.
June 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Hope they impounded his Tardis.
He’s a flight risk.
He’s a flight risk.
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The singularity is awesome
June 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
The singularity is awesome
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Dear Mr. Clegg
I have started a business, selling the contents of your house
I knew when I launched I did not have legal access your house
Without this access my company will not be profitable
Others have told me I have a flawed business model, but I disagree
Please advise how I should proceed
I have started a business, selling the contents of your house
I knew when I launched I did not have legal access your house
Without this access my company will not be profitable
Others have told me I have a flawed business model, but I disagree
Please advise how I should proceed
May 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Dear Mr. Clegg
I have started a business, selling the contents of your house
I knew when I launched I did not have legal access your house
Without this access my company will not be profitable
Others have told me I have a flawed business model, but I disagree
Please advise how I should proceed
I have started a business, selling the contents of your house
I knew when I launched I did not have legal access your house
Without this access my company will not be profitable
Others have told me I have a flawed business model, but I disagree
Please advise how I should proceed
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“Without widespread theft, my industry can’t survive” is an argument against your industry surviving, and is not an argument for allowing widespread theft
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.
buff.ly
May 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
“Without widespread theft, my industry can’t survive” is an argument against your industry surviving, and is not an argument for allowing widespread theft
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They’ve finally invented a robot that’s as good as me at sports
Well, that's another day nearly over, gang. Just enough time left to quickly check in on the AI takeover we're sacrificing our actual planet to fuel.
May 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
They’ve finally invented a robot that’s as good as me at sports
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And yet somehow stealing food just to survive is a crime.
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.
buff.ly
May 26, 2025 at 9:19 PM
And yet somehow stealing food just to survive is a crime.
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My plans for my one wild and precious life did not look like [indicates everything everywhere all at once]
I, for one, am tired of [gestures broadly]. I have grown weary of [points in all directions simultaneously].
May 9, 2025 at 3:12 AM
My plans for my one wild and precious life did not look like [indicates everything everywhere all at once]
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the thing about that “first they came for” poem is that we’re already at least 2-3 lines deep and it’s not a very long poem
April 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
the thing about that “first they came for” poem is that we’re already at least 2-3 lines deep and it’s not a very long poem
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There is absolutely no way the US can host the World Cup or the Olympics
FKA Twigs has announced she is canceling a series of live shows she was scheduled to perform after experiencing what she described as “ongoing visa issues": cnn.it/44hJdjJ
FKA Twigs cancels Coachella appearance and remaining tour dates due to ‘ongoing visa issues’ | CNN
British singer FKA Twigs has announced she is canceling a series of live shows she was scheduled to perform after experiencing what she described as “ongoing visa issues.”
cnn.it
April 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
There is absolutely no way the US can host the World Cup or the Olympics
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If I am informed about things then I will not be able to speak about those things in an uninformed manner so I must continue to be uninformed in order to keep Canadians informed about the things no one is telling me. This is just Conservative common sense.
March 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
If I am informed about things then I will not be able to speak about those things in an uninformed manner so I must continue to be uninformed in order to keep Canadians informed about the things no one is telling me. This is just Conservative common sense.
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Canadian national anthem in English: gosh what a neat place to live. We’re so far north. I love you guys.
Canadian national anthem in French: I arise each morning with a sword in my hand and rage in my heart. I have traced the borders of Saskatchewan in blood.
Canadian national anthem in French: I arise each morning with a sword in my hand and rage in my heart. I have traced the borders of Saskatchewan in blood.
March 23, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Canadian national anthem in English: gosh what a neat place to live. We’re so far north. I love you guys.
Canadian national anthem in French: I arise each morning with a sword in my hand and rage in my heart. I have traced the borders of Saskatchewan in blood.
Canadian national anthem in French: I arise each morning with a sword in my hand and rage in my heart. I have traced the borders of Saskatchewan in blood.