Potëmkin Spice 🐳🪐
@themontgomery.bsky.social
Quotidian dumbass, tech functionary, Minneapolitan. He/him.
1294: Kublai Khan dies--and with him, any hope of reconciling the successor Khanates of the Mongol Empire.
History nerds (with fewer than 2025 followers) let’s do a little activity - what’s your follower count and name an event that happened that year?
1654: Oliver Cromwell ends the Anglo-Dutch War with the Treaty of Westminster…but begins the Anglo-Spanish War 😑
1654: Oliver Cromwell ends the Anglo-Dutch War with the Treaty of Westminster…but begins the Anglo-Spanish War 😑
November 17, 2025 at 3:33 AM
1294: Kublai Khan dies--and with him, any hope of reconciling the successor Khanates of the Mongol Empire.
"Hi reddit. My employer is threatening legal action against me for going on a date. My friends, family, even coworkers are siding with my boss! I don't think it relates to my job duties, so I'm fighting it. AITAH?"
"EDIT: gf and I are colleagues"
"EDIT2: we met in school"
"EDIT3: I work there"
"EDIT: gf and I are colleagues"
"EDIT2: we met in school"
"EDIT3: I work there"
hey man, let me help you out here with a little tip in the form of jingle *you don't win friends with salad voice* you don't EVER fuck your students! you don't EVER fuck your students
November 17, 2025 at 2:52 AM
"Hi reddit. My employer is threatening legal action against me for going on a date. My friends, family, even coworkers are siding with my boss! I don't think it relates to my job duties, so I'm fighting it. AITAH?"
"EDIT: gf and I are colleagues"
"EDIT2: we met in school"
"EDIT3: I work there"
"EDIT: gf and I are colleagues"
"EDIT2: we met in school"
"EDIT3: I work there"
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idc if he's a big dem donor, if reid hoffman had sex with children on epstein's island he should go to jail for rape and if he didn't then the truth needs to come out and he should only go to jail for creating linkedin
November 16, 2025 at 6:38 AM
idc if he's a big dem donor, if reid hoffman had sex with children on epstein's island he should go to jail for rape and if he didn't then the truth needs to come out and he should only go to jail for creating linkedin
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people are so incredibly dumb, I'm mad that I felt pressured to be smart my entire life
November 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
people are so incredibly dumb, I'm mad that I felt pressured to be smart my entire life
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you: it probably is not actually true that donald trump blew bill clinton
me: it depends on what your definition of is is
me: it depends on what your definition of is is
November 15, 2025 at 5:03 AM
you: it probably is not actually true that donald trump blew bill clinton
me: it depends on what your definition of is is
me: it depends on what your definition of is is
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"I've never met Epstein!"
"OK, but I didn't know him well"
"OK, but it was before We Knew"
"OK, but I never flew on his plane"
"OK, but never visited LSJ"
"OK, but I did nothing illegal"
"OK, well it's hearsay. I'm not in the files"
"What *IS* pedophilia, anyway, man?" <-- We are here
"OK, but I didn't know him well"
"OK, but it was before We Knew"
"OK, but I never flew on his plane"
"OK, but never visited LSJ"
"OK, but I did nothing illegal"
"OK, well it's hearsay. I'm not in the files"
"What *IS* pedophilia, anyway, man?" <-- We are here
Dershowitz: The predecessor on your show described Epstein as a convicted pedophile. He pleaded guilty to one count of having sex for money with a 17-year-and-10-month-old person. That’s not a pedophile.
November 15, 2025 at 3:10 AM
"I've never met Epstein!"
"OK, but I didn't know him well"
"OK, but it was before We Knew"
"OK, but I never flew on his plane"
"OK, but never visited LSJ"
"OK, but I did nothing illegal"
"OK, well it's hearsay. I'm not in the files"
"What *IS* pedophilia, anyway, man?" <-- We are here
"OK, but I didn't know him well"
"OK, but it was before We Knew"
"OK, but I never flew on his plane"
"OK, but never visited LSJ"
"OK, but I did nothing illegal"
"OK, well it's hearsay. I'm not in the files"
"What *IS* pedophilia, anyway, man?" <-- We are here
I, for one, am relieved all the stores will finally stop the Partially Muscled Skeleton songs they've been playing for the past two months.
Goodness me, I stayed up late reading and it’s already Partially Muscled Skeleton Screaming by the Perimeter Fence Day. Hope you’ve all been good this year!
November 14, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I, for one, am relieved all the stores will finally stop the Partially Muscled Skeleton songs they've been playing for the past two months.
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A big problem that the mainstream media eventually needs to account for: if the mainstream media missed a cabal of rich pedophiles, who were so convinced that they would never be held accountable that they put all their sex crimes in emails, what is the use of having journalism?
November 14, 2025 at 7:17 AM
A big problem that the mainstream media eventually needs to account for: if the mainstream media missed a cabal of rich pedophiles, who were so convinced that they would never be held accountable that they put all their sex crimes in emails, what is the use of having journalism?
Petitioning one of those "unwearable t-shirts" guys for a design with various photos of Michael Jackson, as a Black Heeheebrew Israelite
November 14, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Petitioning one of those "unwearable t-shirts" guys for a design with various photos of Michael Jackson, as a Black Heeheebrew Israelite
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Growing up in a time when “selling out” was the most shameful thing you could do and then being forced to live through the 2020s feels like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
November 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Growing up in a time when “selling out” was the most shameful thing you could do and then being forced to live through the 2020s feels like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
Nah. This is the face of a man who learned to timidly type on an Olympia Carrera, and hasn't lost his hunt-and-peck habits decades into the PC era. This man knows exactly where he was when Challenger exploded. He has a 1972 Miami Dolphins game ball autographed by Howard Twilley.
November 14, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Nah. This is the face of a man who learned to timidly type on an Olympia Carrera, and hasn't lost his hunt-and-peck habits decades into the PC era. This man knows exactly where he was when Challenger exploded. He has a 1972 Miami Dolphins game ball autographed by Howard Twilley.
Oh, so we're COOKED cooked
“The prohibited activities would include joint research, co-authorship on papers, and advising a foreign graduate student or postdoctoral fellow. The language is retroactive, meaning any interactions during the previous 5 years could make a scientist ineligible for future federal funding.”
U.S. Congress considers sweeping ban on Chinese collaborations
Researchers speak out against proposal that would bar funding for U.S. scientists working with Chinese partners or training Chinese students
www.science.org
November 14, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Oh, so we're COOKED cooked
POV: You're a caveman discovering social cohesion:
November 14, 2025 at 3:24 AM
POV: You're a caveman discovering social cohesion:
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If you have to get permission to teach in your area of expertise from people who are definitionally not qualified to adjudicate your expertise then you are no longer working at a university.
You’re working at a state propaganda factory.
You’re working at a state propaganda factory.
COLLEGE STATION, Texas (AP) — Texas A&M adopts policy requiring professors to get OK from school president to discuss certain race and gender issues.
November 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
If you have to get permission to teach in your area of expertise from people who are definitionally not qualified to adjudicate your expertise then you are no longer working at a university.
You’re working at a state propaganda factory.
You’re working at a state propaganda factory.
This is how you know these Ivy League fucks have never had to make any real adult decisions in their lives.
Anybody who's bought a house knows intimately the ensuing bureaucratic ballet. Untold mountains of paperwork, and the lender crawls up your ass to account for every red cent to your name.
Anybody who's bought a house knows intimately the ensuing bureaucratic ballet. Untold mountains of paperwork, and the lender crawls up your ass to account for every red cent to your name.
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 14, 2025 at 1:36 AM
This is how you know these Ivy League fucks have never had to make any real adult decisions in their lives.
Anybody who's bought a house knows intimately the ensuing bureaucratic ballet. Untold mountains of paperwork, and the lender crawls up your ass to account for every red cent to your name.
Anybody who's bought a house knows intimately the ensuing bureaucratic ballet. Untold mountains of paperwork, and the lender crawls up your ass to account for every red cent to your name.
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You betcha!
Crawfish étouffée
November 13, 2025 at 9:28 PM
You betcha!
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It's another layer of national degradation and moral decline to see the political media treat child rape like just another horserace issue.
November 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
It's another layer of national degradation and moral decline to see the political media treat child rape like just another horserace issue.
The Oprah coaching tree might be as bad as Bill Belichick's.
Deepak Chopra asking Epstein if Trump is crazy in March 2017 (after the "Obama wiretapped Trump Tower" nonsense).
November 13, 2025 at 6:37 AM
The Oprah coaching tree might be as bad as Bill Belichick's.
This has been my takeaway from the latest tranche of Epstein material, too.
It's one thing to outsmart titans of industry and politics, whom we now know are quite credulous--but seeing Epstein's scattershot diction merits re-examining the credulity of all the scientists who stayed in his orbit.
It's one thing to outsmart titans of industry and politics, whom we now know are quite credulous--but seeing Epstein's scattershot diction merits re-examining the credulity of all the scientists who stayed in his orbit.
One of the striking things in Epstein's emails is how fucking inarticulate he is, and how *every other billionaire is just as bad at communicating*.
They're the exact textual equivalents of any interview with Altman or Musk or Thiel etc just fucking babbling incoherent word salad.
They're the exact textual equivalents of any interview with Altman or Musk or Thiel etc just fucking babbling incoherent word salad.
November 13, 2025 at 6:20 AM
This has been my takeaway from the latest tranche of Epstein material, too.
It's one thing to outsmart titans of industry and politics, whom we now know are quite credulous--but seeing Epstein's scattershot diction merits re-examining the credulity of all the scientists who stayed in his orbit.
It's one thing to outsmart titans of industry and politics, whom we now know are quite credulous--but seeing Epstein's scattershot diction merits re-examining the credulity of all the scientists who stayed in his orbit.
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Joyce Carol Oates: this mf does not read
Elon Musk: I resemble that remark! I'll have you know that I watch LOADS of movies and play video games through an intermediary!
Elon Musk: I resemble that remark! I'll have you know that I watch LOADS of movies and play video games through an intermediary!
November 12, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Joyce Carol Oates: this mf does not read
Elon Musk: I resemble that remark! I'll have you know that I watch LOADS of movies and play video games through an intermediary!
Elon Musk: I resemble that remark! I'll have you know that I watch LOADS of movies and play video games through an intermediary!
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Imagine getting dog walked by this guy
November 10, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Imagine getting dog walked by this guy
Time to remove yourself from the voter rolls. If the Democratic Party has one hater, it's me.
Voter Registration Cancellations | U.S. Election Assistance Commission
If you are registered to vote and would like to cancel or withdraw your voter registration, please follow your state and/or local election office’s guideline
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November 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Time to remove yourself from the voter rolls. If the Democratic Party has one hater, it's me.