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Potëmkin Spice 🐳🪐
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Quotidian dumbass, tech functionary, Minneapolitan. He/him.
And when experts in every subdisipline of biology pointed this out or otherwise called BS, they decided to roll with "actually, we prefer the phenotypic species concept"
November 16, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I think he makes a decent *type* of villain, but he needs a villainous supporting cast.
November 16, 2025 at 5:15 AM
feel like pure shit just want Kelgore back
November 16, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Love to drink 500+ mg of caffeine immediately after suffering a cardiac arrest episode
November 15, 2025 at 10:37 PM
All these Bones, but no Harmony?
November 15, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Carson Wentz at the the orthopedic surgeon
November 15, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I'd make some joke about "the wrong party had to dodge bullets here," but I have it on good authority that the Butterfly Website's moderation are playing fast and loose with suspensions for that kind of thing.
November 15, 2025 at 9:53 PM
November 15, 2025 at 7:19 PM
PORK CHOP SANDWICHES
November 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
yeah du!
November 15, 2025 at 5:04 AM
And while there's child desperation everywhere, western molestors' scruples still run headlong into the power dynamics of race. As the stream of itinerant farmhands' kids, pageant contestants, and former Eastern Bloc orphans has run dry, they've grudgingly diversified to SE Asia & Latin America
November 15, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Depressingly, the diddler network is the US wasn't even THAT sophisticated until recent decades.

The crushing, near-feudal governance of rural America before the New Deal and Great Society ensured a steady supply of exploitable children from desperate parents willing to offload them
November 15, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Brushing with hydrocortisone to tackle tooth sensitivity
November 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
My Dark Woke™st opinion:

Actual white genocide would probably be a net positive for the world.
November 14, 2025 at 5:23 PM
And in the midst of sticker shock for my now-unaffordable insurance premiums, I nearly forgot Chuck Schumer fumbled his capitulation so badly that we're also getting nationwide blanket bans on THC and abortion!
November 14, 2025 at 7:48 AM
They do not object to the act of raping children on principle; they instead hold it to be a privilege of rank, and police *access* to raping children.
November 14, 2025 at 6:41 AM
100% he would made the "this is a record, you've never seen one of these before" jokes to his kids in 1997 even though they grew up playing old records at grandma's house.
November 14, 2025 at 6:19 AM