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themontgomery.bsky.social
Potëmkin Spice 🐳🪐
@themontgomery.bsky.social
Quotidian dumbass, tech functionary, Minneapolitan. He/him.
It brings me no pleasure to admit my tedium is merely for the love of the game
November 14, 2025 at 4:07 AM
POV: You're a caveman discovering social cohesion:
November 14, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Etsy witches after felling him:
November 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
We should probably put less of the Internet on us-east-1
October 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
When you ask a stable diffusion AI to generate a photorealistic Jon Arbuckle yelling at Garfield
July 21, 2025 at 3:14 PM
July 8, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Our dear Tennyson.

Last week, we awoke to him acting uncharacteristically lethargic and without appetite. Vet found he'd developed hemangiosarcoma and was bleeding internally, and inoperably.

We were fortunate he was able to get a transfusion so he could spend his last days at home.
June 13, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I get the sense this person isn't arguing in good faith
May 10, 2025 at 10:33 PM
You sure about that
May 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Without downloading any pics where are you mentally
May 9, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Conversations with my dad, minus context:
May 9, 2025 at 12:34 AM
April 30, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Please, "chastity cage" is too pretentious. I prefer to call it
April 30, 2025 at 2:10 AM
April 30, 2025 at 2:08 AM
April 30, 2025 at 1:49 AM
April 29, 2025 at 4:58 AM
40 😩
April 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Oooh! There's an evergreen Calvin and Hobbes for this!
April 29, 2025 at 1:34 AM
How I arrived on Bluesky
April 23, 2025 at 4:04 AM
April 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
April 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Industrial society and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
April 21, 2025 at 3:14 PM
April 21, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I'm going to destroy you and your sociopath friends :)
April 19, 2025 at 8:18 PM
April 19, 2025 at 3:05 AM