Potëmkin Spice 🐳🪐
@themontgomery.bsky.social
Quotidian dumbass, tech functionary, Minneapolitan. He/him.
I, for one, am relieved all the stores will finally stop the Partially Muscled Skeleton songs they've been playing for the past two months.
Goodness me, I stayed up late reading and it’s already Partially Muscled Skeleton Screaming by the Perimeter Fence Day. Hope you’ve all been good this year!
November 14, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I, for one, am relieved all the stores will finally stop the Partially Muscled Skeleton songs they've been playing for the past two months.
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A big problem that the mainstream media eventually needs to account for: if the mainstream media missed a cabal of rich pedophiles, who were so convinced that they would never be held accountable that they put all their sex crimes in emails, what is the use of having journalism?
November 14, 2025 at 7:17 AM
A big problem that the mainstream media eventually needs to account for: if the mainstream media missed a cabal of rich pedophiles, who were so convinced that they would never be held accountable that they put all their sex crimes in emails, what is the use of having journalism?
Petitioning one of those "unwearable t-shirts" guys for a design with various photos of Michael Jackson, as a Black Heeheebrew Israelite
November 14, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Petitioning one of those "unwearable t-shirts" guys for a design with various photos of Michael Jackson, as a Black Heeheebrew Israelite
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Growing up in a time when “selling out” was the most shameful thing you could do and then being forced to live through the 2020s feels like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
November 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Growing up in a time when “selling out” was the most shameful thing you could do and then being forced to live through the 2020s feels like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
Nah. This is the face of a man who learned to timidly type on an Olympia Carrera, and hasn't lost his hunt-and-peck habits decades into the PC era. This man knows exactly where he was when Challenger exploded. He has a 1972 Miami Dolphins game ball autographed by Howard Twilley.
November 14, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Nah. This is the face of a man who learned to timidly type on an Olympia Carrera, and hasn't lost his hunt-and-peck habits decades into the PC era. This man knows exactly where he was when Challenger exploded. He has a 1972 Miami Dolphins game ball autographed by Howard Twilley.
Oh, so we're COOKED cooked
“The prohibited activities would include joint research, co-authorship on papers, and advising a foreign graduate student or postdoctoral fellow. The language is retroactive, meaning any interactions during the previous 5 years could make a scientist ineligible for future federal funding.”
U.S. Congress considers sweeping ban on Chinese collaborations
Researchers speak out against proposal that would bar funding for U.S. scientists working with Chinese partners or training Chinese students
www.science.org
November 14, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Oh, so we're COOKED cooked
POV: You're a caveman discovering social cohesion:
November 14, 2025 at 3:24 AM
POV: You're a caveman discovering social cohesion:
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If you have to get permission to teach in your area of expertise from people who are definitionally not qualified to adjudicate your expertise then you are no longer working at a university.
You’re working at a state propaganda factory.
You’re working at a state propaganda factory.
COLLEGE STATION, Texas (AP) — Texas A&M adopts policy requiring professors to get OK from school president to discuss certain race and gender issues.
November 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
If you have to get permission to teach in your area of expertise from people who are definitionally not qualified to adjudicate your expertise then you are no longer working at a university.
You’re working at a state propaganda factory.
You’re working at a state propaganda factory.
This is how you know these Ivy League fucks have never had to make any real adult decisions in their lives.
Anybody who's bought a house knows intimately the ensuing bureaucratic ballet. Untold mountains of paperwork, and the lender crawls up your ass to account for every red cent to your name.
Anybody who's bought a house knows intimately the ensuing bureaucratic ballet. Untold mountains of paperwork, and the lender crawls up your ass to account for every red cent to your name.
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 14, 2025 at 1:36 AM
This is how you know these Ivy League fucks have never had to make any real adult decisions in their lives.
Anybody who's bought a house knows intimately the ensuing bureaucratic ballet. Untold mountains of paperwork, and the lender crawls up your ass to account for every red cent to your name.
Anybody who's bought a house knows intimately the ensuing bureaucratic ballet. Untold mountains of paperwork, and the lender crawls up your ass to account for every red cent to your name.
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You betcha!
Crawfish étouffée
November 13, 2025 at 9:28 PM
You betcha!
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It's another layer of national degradation and moral decline to see the political media treat child rape like just another horserace issue.
November 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
It's another layer of national degradation and moral decline to see the political media treat child rape like just another horserace issue.
The Oprah coaching tree might be as bad as Bill Belichick's.
Deepak Chopra asking Epstein if Trump is crazy in March 2017 (after the "Obama wiretapped Trump Tower" nonsense).
November 13, 2025 at 6:37 AM
The Oprah coaching tree might be as bad as Bill Belichick's.
This has been my takeaway from the latest tranche of Epstein material, too.
It's one thing to outsmart titans of industry and politics, whom we now know are quite credulous--but seeing Epstein's scattershot diction merits re-examining the credulity of all the scientists who stayed in his orbit.
It's one thing to outsmart titans of industry and politics, whom we now know are quite credulous--but seeing Epstein's scattershot diction merits re-examining the credulity of all the scientists who stayed in his orbit.
One of the striking things in Epstein's emails is how fucking inarticulate he is, and how *every other billionaire is just as bad at communicating*.
They're the exact textual equivalents of any interview with Altman or Musk or Thiel etc just fucking babbling incoherent word salad.
They're the exact textual equivalents of any interview with Altman or Musk or Thiel etc just fucking babbling incoherent word salad.
November 13, 2025 at 6:20 AM
This has been my takeaway from the latest tranche of Epstein material, too.
It's one thing to outsmart titans of industry and politics, whom we now know are quite credulous--but seeing Epstein's scattershot diction merits re-examining the credulity of all the scientists who stayed in his orbit.
It's one thing to outsmart titans of industry and politics, whom we now know are quite credulous--but seeing Epstein's scattershot diction merits re-examining the credulity of all the scientists who stayed in his orbit.
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Joyce Carol Oates: this mf does not read
Elon Musk: I resemble that remark! I'll have you know that I watch LOADS of movies and play video games through an intermediary!
Elon Musk: I resemble that remark! I'll have you know that I watch LOADS of movies and play video games through an intermediary!
November 12, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Joyce Carol Oates: this mf does not read
Elon Musk: I resemble that remark! I'll have you know that I watch LOADS of movies and play video games through an intermediary!
Elon Musk: I resemble that remark! I'll have you know that I watch LOADS of movies and play video games through an intermediary!
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Imagine getting dog walked by this guy
November 10, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Imagine getting dog walked by this guy
Time to remove yourself from the voter rolls. If the Democratic Party has one hater, it's me.
Voter Registration Cancellations | U.S. Election Assistance Commission
If you are registered to vote and would like to cancel or withdraw your voter registration, please follow your state and/or local election office’s guideline
www.eac.gov
November 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Time to remove yourself from the voter rolls. If the Democratic Party has one hater, it's me.
Full offense, but fuck Jacob Frey and the white Minneapolitans who ranked him
November 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Full offense, but fuck Jacob Frey and the white Minneapolitans who ranked him
Nancy Pelosi retire bitch send skeet
November 4, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Nancy Pelosi retire bitch send skeet
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a decent bidet bids you adoo.
November 3, 2025 at 4:36 PM
a decent bidet bids you adoo.
Everyone assumes that JD Vance and Erika Kirk having a affair, based on their highly-intimate public embrace, when the surest sign they're fucking is actually that Vance's boss would love nothing to more than to preside over an American Royal Wedding with a fully captive media apparatus
November 3, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Everyone assumes that JD Vance and Erika Kirk having a affair, based on their highly-intimate public embrace, when the surest sign they're fucking is actually that Vance's boss would love nothing to more than to preside over an American Royal Wedding with a fully captive media apparatus
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We should probably put less of the Internet on us-east-1
October 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
We should probably put less of the Internet on us-east-1
Truly incredible how many F/A-18s evidently just started falling off carrier flight decks as soon as a pack of egomaniacs with zero tolerance for embarrassing combat losses started deploying them to nonpermissive operating environments
TWO separate crashes of aircraft off the NIMITZ within a period of 30 minutes. Woof.
October 27, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Truly incredible how many F/A-18s evidently just started falling off carrier flight decks as soon as a pack of egomaniacs with zero tolerance for embarrassing combat losses started deploying them to nonpermissive operating environments
My "My Congresswoman doesn't have a caretaker with power of attorney" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
October 25, 2025 at 4:06 AM
My "My Congresswoman doesn't have a caretaker with power of attorney" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt