Coal haver
@theknuttel.bsky.social
Artist, dog lover, and avid reader
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Today is the 5 year anniversary to when I slowly started losing my mind during the pandemic and began dressing up as works of art.
As my Twitter account has long been abandoned, why not make a thread of my madness on BlueSky?
This was “The Maid” by Wilhelm August Lebrecht Amberg, from 1862
As my Twitter account has long been abandoned, why not make a thread of my madness on BlueSky?
This was “The Maid” by Wilhelm August Lebrecht Amberg, from 1862
April 2, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Today is the 5 year anniversary to when I slowly started losing my mind during the pandemic and began dressing up as works of art.
As my Twitter account has long been abandoned, why not make a thread of my madness on BlueSky?
This was “The Maid” by Wilhelm August Lebrecht Amberg, from 1862
As my Twitter account has long been abandoned, why not make a thread of my madness on BlueSky?
This was “The Maid” by Wilhelm August Lebrecht Amberg, from 1862
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hey man you’re not going to bring 2009 twitter back, that ship sailed. it’s gone. 2009 you is gone too. that’s how time works. enjoy the memories but you cant go back & probably realistically wouldn’t want to. why continue to look at the thing that bums you out so much when there are better options
December 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
hey man you’re not going to bring 2009 twitter back, that ship sailed. it’s gone. 2009 you is gone too. that’s how time works. enjoy the memories but you cant go back & probably realistically wouldn’t want to. why continue to look at the thing that bums you out so much when there are better options
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We saw the prototype of the Nero Doctrine with Twitter. The goal wasn't to make it profitable or "free." The goal was to break the one place where news broke faster than the state could spin it.
They bought the town square not to speak in it, but to burn it down so we’d have nowhere else to gather.
They bought the town square not to speak in it, but to burn it down so we’d have nowhere else to gather.
December 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
We saw the prototype of the Nero Doctrine with Twitter. The goal wasn't to make it profitable or "free." The goal was to break the one place where news broke faster than the state could spin it.
They bought the town square not to speak in it, but to burn it down so we’d have nowhere else to gather.
They bought the town square not to speak in it, but to burn it down so we’d have nowhere else to gather.
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Clear cut case of two people who are famous for getting yelled at on twitter thinking literally anyone normal knows who they are
Insanely pathetic numbers for something so highly touted
December 14, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Clear cut case of two people who are famous for getting yelled at on twitter thinking literally anyone normal knows who they are
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Reddit is growing because it's just a collection of forums and people like their niches. Substack is something else and I'm bored even writing this sentence about it. All I know for sure is the reporters and commenters who spend their whole day on Twitter in 2025 have to go to a hospital.
December 15, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Reddit is growing because it's just a collection of forums and people like their niches. Substack is something else and I'm bored even writing this sentence about it. All I know for sure is the reporters and commenters who spend their whole day on Twitter in 2025 have to go to a hospital.
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Elon's little serfs are quite literally begging journalists to come back because every publicly available source of data shows people have fled the platform and young people won't use it.
They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
December 15, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Elon's little serfs are quite literally begging journalists to come back because every publicly available source of data shows people have fled the platform and young people won't use it.
They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
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TIL James Garfield cooked up an original proof of the Pythagorean Theroem en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garfiel...
Garfield's proof of the Pythagorean theorem - Wikipedia
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December 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
TIL James Garfield cooked up an original proof of the Pythagorean Theroem en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garfiel...
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In the 90s I used to spend a lot of time listening to right wing talk radio and it was wild listening to rush limbaugh callers explaining why they didn't even NEED health insurance, they were randian individualists who could solve their own problems
December 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
In the 90s I used to spend a lot of time listening to right wing talk radio and it was wild listening to rush limbaugh callers explaining why they didn't even NEED health insurance, they were randian individualists who could solve their own problems
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Just from a character design perspective, Erika Kirk looks exactly right.
December 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Just from a character design perspective, Erika Kirk looks exactly right.
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stop glamorizing “the grind” and start glamorizing Strega Nona
December 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
stop glamorizing “the grind” and start glamorizing Strega Nona
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The obvious lesson here, aside from the obvious Let Jalen Run, is that Joe Biden needs to be at every Eagles game #GoBirds #FlyEaglesFly 🦅
December 14, 2025 at 7:52 PM
The obvious lesson here, aside from the obvious Let Jalen Run, is that Joe Biden needs to be at every Eagles game #GoBirds #FlyEaglesFly 🦅
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It’s so cool that every website is just Like This now. We used to send guys to the chair for putting pop-up ads on their sites. Now if I want to read something I have to read single lines between autoplaying video ads that use so much RAM they force the browser to reload every 5 seconds.
December 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
It’s so cool that every website is just Like This now. We used to send guys to the chair for putting pop-up ads on their sites. Now if I want to read something I have to read single lines between autoplaying video ads that use so much RAM they force the browser to reload every 5 seconds.
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If you add in Roethlisberger and Manning, it’ll be the first without one of those four since 2002 but the absolute funniest possible outcome is if it includes Philip Rivers anyway
This season will be first AFC title game without either Patrick Mahomes or Tom Brady starting at QB since the 2010 season when Ben Roethlisberger beat Mark Sanchez
December 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
If you add in Roethlisberger and Manning, it’ll be the first without one of those four since 2002 but the absolute funniest possible outcome is if it includes Philip Rivers anyway
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erika kirk trying to turn herself into jackie kennedy but forgetting that jackie pretty much withdrew from public life following her husband's death to mourn in private, due to not being a demonhearted pageant girl from arizona
December 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
erika kirk trying to turn herself into jackie kennedy but forgetting that jackie pretty much withdrew from public life following her husband's death to mourn in private, due to not being a demonhearted pageant girl from arizona
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flight home completely cancelled so I have some free time: if you’re looking for a last-minute gift, if you pre-order my book and DM me a receipt, I’ll turn a personal photo of yours into art, which you can gift! bio.to/artbutmakeit...
Art But Make It Sports
Go to Art But Make It Sports.
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December 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
flight home completely cancelled so I have some free time: if you’re looking for a last-minute gift, if you pre-order my book and DM me a receipt, I’ll turn a personal photo of yours into art, which you can gift! bio.to/artbutmakeit...
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What's striking about Trump's lies, and those of his apologists, is that they're not even plausible. They don't try to be plausible. As others have noted, that's kind of the point. True authoritarian control and power is telling a blatant and obvious lie, and showing you can get away with it.
Q: Can you explain what's going on with the bandages on Trump's hand?
LEAVITT: We've given you an explanation. The president is literally constantly shaking hands.
LEAVITT: We've given you an explanation. The president is literally constantly shaking hands.
December 14, 2025 at 7:56 PM
What's striking about Trump's lies, and those of his apologists, is that they're not even plausible. They don't try to be plausible. As others have noted, that's kind of the point. True authoritarian control and power is telling a blatant and obvious lie, and showing you can get away with it.
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This is elder abuse
December 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
This is elder abuse
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a) without tooting my own horn (toot toot), I was *very good* at learning and applying the fundamentals of my position, as well as being able to coach others on how to learn them, which isn’t common even among guys who played
b) NFL ownership does not like Guys Who Are Progressive
b) NFL ownership does not like Guys Who Are Progressive
Why don't the multi-million dollar organizations that are NFL teams seem to have someone on staff to tell them what you're able to quickly point out, watching a public feed, for free?
December 14, 2025 at 10:30 PM
a) without tooting my own horn (toot toot), I was *very good* at learning and applying the fundamentals of my position, as well as being able to coach others on how to learn them, which isn’t common even among guys who played
b) NFL ownership does not like Guys Who Are Progressive
b) NFL ownership does not like Guys Who Are Progressive
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For the first time this season, Joel Embiid will play a game on one day of rest. Perhaps he doesn't view it as such, but this is a milestone moment in his season.
December 14, 2025 at 10:31 PM
For the first time this season, Joel Embiid will play a game on one day of rest. Perhaps he doesn't view it as such, but this is a milestone moment in his season.
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I think the most insulting thing about this is that they couldn’t generate something that fit the frame. It looks like shit AND it doesn’t adhere to their standards!
December 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I think the most insulting thing about this is that they couldn’t generate something that fit the frame. It looks like shit AND it doesn’t adhere to their standards!
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Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
December 12, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
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I get it, I mean there are no stock photos of people in casinos easily available at the click of a button. What else could they do?
December 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I get it, I mean there are no stock photos of people in casinos easily available at the click of a button. What else could they do?
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The easiest way to emigrate to Canada after WWII was to claim you were an anti-communist and the easiest way to prove you were anti-communist was to present your literal Nazi service records. Canada was basically Argentina with moose and maple syrup.
December 14, 2025 at 1:13 PM
The easiest way to emigrate to Canada after WWII was to claim you were an anti-communist and the easiest way to prove you were anti-communist was to present your literal Nazi service records. Canada was basically Argentina with moose and maple syrup.
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At SNL I worked with artists who made the funniest, stupidest graphics in no time flat. Some of my biggest jokes would have been impossible without these geniuses building an insane image or finding the perfect real-life photo of a politician. Sucks that their work is being pushed aside for slop.
December 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
At SNL I worked with artists who made the funniest, stupidest graphics in no time flat. Some of my biggest jokes would have been impossible without these geniuses building an insane image or finding the perfect real-life photo of a politician. Sucks that their work is being pushed aside for slop.
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This bit from Smith is crucial. The people most surprised & dismayed by the behavior of Republican senators? Democratic senators.
No one understands the contemporary right *less* than Dems embedded in DC institutions.
No one understands the contemporary right *less* than Dems embedded in DC institutions.
December 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
This bit from Smith is crucial. The people most surprised & dismayed by the behavior of Republican senators? Democratic senators.
No one understands the contemporary right *less* than Dems embedded in DC institutions.
No one understands the contemporary right *less* than Dems embedded in DC institutions.